Chapter 801： Leng Han and her dog head sergeant (1/2)
The high-speed rail cat applied wound medicine to his face in the yard below the mountain, and then looked outside. After this time, the snow melted, and it was as warm as a dog's day.
Some women’s faces are like the weather, unpredictable;
And some women's faces can directly change the weather.
Gao Tie just thinks about it and feels like he's swinging all over his body, being careful and puffing.
”Hey... why did they come down so quickly... Grandpa didn't say that this stage is when the honey is mixed with oil... Ay... Grandpa lied to me again!”
Halfway up the Lushan mountain, Leng Han walked like flying, carrying ham in one hand and Lin Chou in the other hand, and neither hand was free. Amidst Lin Chou's fading sobs, he walked down the mountain.
High-speed rail is ignorant, what the **** is going on? Why are you so anxious?
Look over there again, grandma's hammer dance is vigorous and powerful, and then listen to the ”screams” of grandpa from time to time.
The high-speed rail slapped, burped for some reason, and suddenly felt the deep malice from the whole world.
”Hiccup~ The whole world is the rancid smell of love!”
...
In any case, Lin Chou finally made Leng Han give up the idea of looking for his parents.
The reason is simple,
”If you can't beat it, just find your parents. This handsome can't afford to lose that person!”
Lin Chou said this with a stiff neck—at the same time, it was accompanied by indignation and Xiao Jiaojiao of ”Thirty Years in Hedong, Thirty Years in Hexi, Do not bully the young and poor”.
In fact, the subtext in my heart is that Wei Tianxing can beat him with one hand, but he can't beat him. If you find your grandfather, you won’t be able to beat others. If the old man can’t get off the stage, he will suffer from angina. What can I do with such problems?
However, Leng Han staggered when he heard this sentence.
Lin Chou watched the crystal clear lumps, accompanied by bloodshot ruddy, from under the earlobes hidden by Lenghan's dark and lush long hair to the collar, the temperature from the hand holding him suddenly returned. It's up to the standard of a normal person-well, you must know that Leng Han not only looks cold, in fact, his body temperature is indeed much lower than that of a normal person, which is frighteningly cold.
Lin Chou blinked, preparing to ponder where the seductive red tide under his collar was submerged.
”Home... Parents...”
Lin Chou didn't hear clearly,
”what?!”
Leng Han said,
”Well, listen to you!”
Lin Chou:! ! !
Leng Han turned his face and looked at Lin Chou seriously.
Suddenly remembering something, his whole body trembled, and the blood on his face gradually faded, turning into a distressing white.
His eyes also changed to a kind of anxiety that Lin Chou hadn't seen before, and said cautiously,
”You... don't like this?”
Lin Chou:? ? ?
Leng Han’s expression was slightly stagnant, and he lowered his head, his long eyelashes fluttered and fluttered.
”I... I won't mention Grandpa... so don't think too much about it.”
I added another sentence at the end,
”You are amazing, really!”
Lin Chou was at a loss throughout.
(?_?)ノ
After speaking, Leng Han pushed him and hurriedly said,
”Go back to Yanhuishan first. The beast tide has just passed, and you still have a lot of things to deal with. The party and the garrison are waiting for you.”
”...”
In fact, Lin Chou was completely stunned. Why did I come back from walking for a few days? Leng Tyrannosaurus was like a different person. What is she talking about?
Lin Chou didn't dare to scream, so he could only walk away slowly, wondering as he walked.
From Leng Han's point of view, this is the back of the whole person like a puppet.
Leng Han covered his face-stamped his feet vigorously!
”Boom boom boom”
”It's stupid! Good opportunity... I said the wrong thing again... Grandpa is to blame!!”
”Boom boom boom”
”It's so annoying, who told me that this kind of weird idiom is so annoying...”
”Boom boom boom”
”Will he feel very frustrated? Sister Qing Yu warns me all the time that girls shouldn't be too strong, which will make men embarrassed... so dumb, so dumb...”
”Boom boom boom”
The ground under Leng Han's feet has sunk into a big hole.
Okay, Leng Meiren is so moving when she even thinks about it... ah no, it's moving!
Leng Han’s mouth curled up, pinching the bone decoration on his neck,
”Well, go find Sister Qing Yu... let her give me a few tricks...”
Just do what you say, Leng Han never hesitated.
When she arrived at Wei’s house, no figure of Wei Qingyu could be found in the house.
”Wei Qingyu, why are you sitting here?”
Wei Qingyu sat under the pavilion on the hillside, holding a shivering lamb in his arms, stroking it lightly, her eyes erratic.
Leng Han couldn't help but look at the sheep a few more times and cried
”Sister Qing Yu?!”
Wei Qingyu came back to her senses, her big eyes swept across Leng Han's body, suddenly lit up.
”Oh, this female benefactor, she has no talents, she has been investigating and comprehending Buddhism for many years. People in the rivers and lakes are called extinct Zen masters. Poor nuns see your eyebrows like autumn water and Dai Hongbo. You have the image of the first bloom of the red star and the peach blossom, but finally Can't help but rubbing Xiaolinzi on the ground with a cruel hand? Hmm...Where? At home or outside? On the bed or in the car? Hiss...Don't be wild...uhhhh...you cover me What are you doing...let go!!!”
After some words, Leng Han was talking about cold hair straight up, and going up is a standard lock-throat style. If Wei Qingyu keeps going, it is very likely that the cervical spine will be directly strangled by the elbow joint.
Wei Qingyu whimpered for a long time, finally patted Leng Han's hand away, rolled his eyes and said,
”Since you were nine years old, my old lady has never won a fight with you again. You are good at being deceived... You are so good, but you have gotten worse. You can just kill your sister directly!”
Leng Han shrank his head in fear, the pill...
Since childhood, the one person she feared most in Leng Han was Miss Wei.
Speaking of fighting (Well, Miss Wei insists that Leng Han’s behavior is a fight) a hundred Wei Qingyu **** can’t be enough for Leng Han’s hand, but when it comes to moving his mouth, Leng Han is full of mouths all over his body. I can't say that Miss Wei is licking melon seeds or biting chestnuts or chewing beef jerky.
——Of course, in the end it often ends with the furious Leng Han pressing and chattering Wei Qingyu with one hand.
”Tell me about you, what kind of recklessness is like!”
Say,
”How old are you this year?!”
Leng Han quietly looks like a quail,
”Two, twenty-seven...”
”Ok??”
”It's only twenty-eight after the new year!”
Wei Qingyu took out the hazelnuts in a kraft paper bag, pinched one out, and opened the hazelnut shell with his teeth.
Leng Han felt a little frustrated when he saw the standard configuration, and suddenly regretted coming here.
Wei Qingyu slanted her big charming eyes, disappointed and contempt in her retina.
”Twenty-eight, tusk, you still know that you are twenty-eight!”
”Ok...”
”Dare to talk back!”
Under the eaves, Leng Han shrank his body, expressing a good attitude of ”please give me more advice.”
Well, it's about feelings.
Speaking of which, Leng Han is the same as Lin Chou, his eyes blackened can only look at the sky in embarrassment.
Others are at best the dwarves of giants in theory.
Good guys, these two people put together a piece, all the theoretical search, add it, add it, at most it can only put together a sentence-”what are you looking at” or ”what are you looking at”.
Wei Qingyu chuckled the hazelnuts, collected seven of them, put his brain in his mouth and chewed.
”I'll do the math, when did our little ice cube start to be sensible, two months ago? Or three months ago?”
Leng Han: ”...”
”What the old lady said before, look at yourself, which man would like you like you, all day long, full of swear words, fights and fights, and blood flowed into rivers. You are dumbfounded when you meet a man you like? Can't change it? It's too late Right?”
Leng Han's cold eyes looked up and down calmly:
Half-length armor with a heart shield, deerskin boots with metal edges, and a tactical belt that is convenient for carrying all kinds of small weapons. The sharp edges and corners are very sharp, no problem-by the way, Wei Qingyu carelessly wiped the blood on his arms.
It's okay not to wipe, Wei Qingyu's face immediately changed to a sneer.
”Tsk, if the old lady guessed right, did you meet Xiao Linzi in this suit?”
”...”
Wei Qingyu's merciless sarcasm,
”Are you a woman like this?”