Chapter 745： stain? (1/2)
”So, let's make the lobster perform a handstand...what the **** is it for?”
Lin Chou said,
”Well, it is said that this can calm the lobster, very calm.”
Sikong's question mark was about to jump on Lin Chou's face.
”Ping...Jing...what calm? What peace? What peace?!”
”Does your heart feel like water? Do you know when the sage knows?!”
Lin Chou is serious,
”Well, that's it, let it die in the calmest and most relaxed state-in the table manners in some countries before the cataclysm, only lobsters that were cooked in this way were the most perfect sashimi-level lobsters. In my opinion, the same mental index should be pursued by the old method of acupuncture and killing cows that let cows die without pain.”
Master Shan rubbed his fingers, and smashed the two lobster tongs with a click.
”Dare to squeeze your mountain master? It's really like giving you a face...”
”Mmp, mental index? I think his mother's mental cleanliness is about the same. I have eaten all of it. Where does it come from so much shit.”
Lin Chou glanced at Lord Shan's shrimp.
”You eat that one by yourself. The tongs crushed the meat inside to meet the firewood.”
Everyone held their own lobsters and learned to stand upside down, far away from the Lord Shan.
Shan Ye doesn't know how to water, his own was brought up by others, and he was quite annoyed when he heard that.
”It's not...I...then what, is it too late for me to regret it now?”
Lin Chou nodded,
”It's too late, but you still have to eat your own one, we are all divided, one for each person, there is no extra.”
”Grass! ##￥@%￥”
After standing upside down, it can take about ten minutes. Lin Chou asked the maid to fetch the knives.
”Come on, the center of the two blue markings on the head of the shrimp, here is the part of the lobster brain, which is no longer than the width of a knife, and cut it cleanly. The shrimp will die immediately, and then we can grill the shrimp.”
The shrimp didn't know if it was fainted or something. There was no extra movement from the beginning to the end, and he honestly died.
Everyone was speechless,
”Do we have to do it ourselves...”
The potted plant pouted,
”It feels so cruel!”
”That's it, terrible.”
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows.
”Yeah, cruel? I would like you to eat and drink well. If you are with us, you have to be willing to be executioners?”
Everyone, you look at me and I look at you,
”Lin Zi, what are you... what did you aim at today?”
Lin Chou said,
”Hurry up, don't eat a word, do it yourself to get enough food and clothing.”
A crisp sound of cracking the shell,
”Crack.”
”Crack.”
”Crack.”
Lin Chou said that this voice has caused comfort,
”Well, it's pretty much the same.”
He cut the lobster steaks killed by the crowd in half, removed the shrimp thread and cut off the gills.
”There are still a lot of shrimp paste, quite fat... Actually, lobsters don’t need any complicated seasoning. A little salt and pepper is enough. If you are willing to eat some heavy flavors, you can add garlic, golden, vanilla, etc. , But at this time and place today, I don’t plan to make it so exquisite, what do you think?”
What can ”everyone” say, some eat without having to do it yourself, that is perfect, and the others are not considered.
Lin Chou put the lobsters on the grill, and reached out his hands to fumble out some other lobsters from underneath.
Shan Ye suddenly turned black,
”Damn, there are so many more, you shit...”
”This handsome is telling you the truth about cherishing food.”
”...”