Chapter 679： Useless brothers mind (2/2)
Then, Sagong smiled strangely and took a small pink plastic square box from Shisan’s hand.
”Hey, Brother Wuyou went live. He repeatedly told me to give it to you personally.”
Lin Chou reached out and took it and shook it.
”What the **** is this?”
I opened the powder box and found that it was a compact disc.
Well, it's the kind of disc left over before the cataclysm, and it needs a special machine to show it.
On the disc, a line of words written in scarlet fonts-”Love Thirty-Six Type: To a friend whose emotional quotient is about to return to zero with a negative SIN.”
Lin Chou was speechless,
”He's serious?!”
This product still has some expectations.
Why hasn't I been beeping in my heart? How many people can look directly at their shortcomings without fear like this handsome?
Sikong shrugged,
”I think it suits you very well. You can see the essence of this explanation. The thirty-six patterns of love-not thirty-six strategies or thirty-six methods. As for why, you understand~!”
There is also a smaller square box next to the disc, and the contents inside make Lin Chou quite puzzled.
”this is...?”
”This is the top priority!”
Sikong slapped his thigh and began to talk.
”Hey, buddy, you made a profit, don't you know? This is the most popular and rare thing in the industry more than two hundred years ago-Mr. Kato's hand made in proportion! One to one life size, made of polyvinyl chloride, pure titanium alloy The metal coating is guaranteed to never rust, and the weight and the difference between the weight and the real person are not more than 0.01 grams. It is said that there were only 1888 sets issued in the world at that time, and now it is unique. You can earn it when you buy it. Don’t 998 or 98. Teacher Qin waved The tears are for the peerless collection, and they are given away with love! Yes, you heard that right, they are just given to you for free!”
Su Yourong poked that hand curiously,
”Sounds so precious...Who is Kato-sensei? Proportional figure? But there is only one hand...”
Sikong raised his eyebrows.
”Yes, that's why it's called ”hand”!”
Lin Chou immediately awakened from the sluggishness, threw the hand back into the box with various hands, gritted his teeth and said,
”The surnamed'death', the surnamed Qin, I count you as cruel!”
Sikong said that it didn't matter, he was silly as he whispered and winked with Shan Ye Wu Ke.
Su Yourong pouted,
”Wet Tiger, someone gave you a gift, are you unhappy?”
Lin Chou couldn't explain at all what this hand meant.
”Open...heart! I'm old...open...hearted! Special! Happy!”
Su Yourong blinked her big eyes and comforted.
”Actually, that hand is not good-looking at all, it is full of wrinkles-even if you don't like the wet tiger~ Don't let him know even if you secretly throw it away~”
”...”
This handsome assumes that your little girl has never said this.
Master Shan has a sound,
”Hey, don’t blame anyone who doesn’t know, you have tolerance, you must hold due respect to the elders and sages. This hand is not an ordinary hand. It can be towering in the day view, and the road can be understood by the night view, and it can be viewed under the bed. It is called the hand, and the view on the bed is called the...
”Hey!”
”Oh, **** it!”
Shan Ye peeled the pan from his face in a cold sweat, grinning in pain.
Lin Sorrow's expressionless face,
”Say it, go on to say it!”
”Cough, cough, cough... what, in fact, Grandpa Dashan, I just want to say that minors are forbidden to watch this chapter.
”what??”
Su Yourong's face was blank all the way--(⊙_⊙)?