Chapter 662： Money is the bastard (1/2)
”Bang~Bang~!”
Speaking of which, you may not believe it, the sound of such a natural integration is actually caused by a pan piercing the bulletproof glass.
The potted plant looked at the undamaged, fresh and hot pan on the bulletproof glass that can resist two 50-caliber source crystal guns in the same square centimeter area, and said with no expression.
”Accountant Qin, this piece of glass is recorded on the public account.”
”Huh?! Ah...oh...”
Accountant Qin, who took office one second after uninstalling the camera module the previous second, was obviously slow to react. The director said that he was very dissatisfied with Accountant Qin's work efficiency, and secretly wrote that he used it when he was preparing to settle his salary.
Lin Chou jumped directly from the tree to the bottom of the mountain with a black face, and the large bluestone of more than 300 kilograms was directly smashed into two pieces.
Pat the soil on the body,
”Give me a reason not to confuse your high-energy response.”
”...”
The potted plant blinked and pointed at Qin Wuyong's shooting equipment.
”This shot, one million!”
Lin Chou also blinked,
”Huh? The footage that jumped down was also recorded? Do I need to change my clothes... I have a set of clothes made by Grandma Yue, and it feels pretty good!”
I looked up and down, left and right, and threw a box of unknown stuff on the ground and stood on it. Then he patted Lin Chou's shoulder with a very satisfied height.
”This guide really appreciates your courage to wear the chef's clothes as pajamas-this is very good, very real and self-explanatory, and what you want is the true performance of such a worldly expert.”
”Really?”
Lin Chou patted his head in annoyance, ”I knew I had brought the chef hat on. I didn’t wear it when cooking. I forgot to forget it. Should I take another shot? Oh...not this time. One million, 50% off, give half of it!”
Several people had a series of coughs,
”That's it, that's it...”
”Really no need? I think the angle at which I landed just now was so imperfect, mainly because there was a small stone underneath, which was quite sloppy...”
”No need!!”
Qin Wuyong looked at the pile of ”small stones” that were no more than a baby's fist and actually weighed 300 kilograms, with a cold sweat on his face.
The corner of Lin Chou's mouth curled up in an inexplicable arc,
”Forget it-but next time you want to take this kind of shots, you should notify me in advance. Fortunately, Leng Han, the wandering demon, and the warlock left early after eating at 10 o’clock tonight, otherwise you will need it now. The equivalent of the face is at least 50,000 kilograms of scarlet letters to start, isn't everyone like you who are so talkative as this handsome, right?”
Looking at the potted plant, I spit out my little tongue. I'm very grateful.
”Mom...”
Lin Chou asked,
”It's not that you are going to shoot something, I can always read the script this time, right?”
Well, this tone is full of resentment.
In fact, Boss Lin was tempted when he first said about Bonsai, but someone's ability to communicate is obviously a problem.
The potted plant gave an awe-inspiring wave,
”Props Qin! Show our script to starring Lin!”
Lin Chou, ”Huh? Am I the leading role?”
”Cough cough cough, male third, male third!”
Qin props, ”Huh? Shouldn't the script be in the hands of the producer...”
The potted plant waved awe-inspiringly,
”Producer Qin! Show our script to starring Lin!”
Produced by Qin, ”...”
After all, Qin Wuyong finally found the script after a rush.
Lin Chou cautiously pinched the A4 paper that was obviously yellowed and wrinkled with unknown meaning.
”You call this a screenplay... is it a bit too difficult...”
”Oh, don't pay attention to these details. Although the bean bag is small and complete, look at this paper... the script is still very comprehensive!”
The full content of the so-called complete drama paper is as follows,
”Prelude 1: Men's three ****, focusing on four stars, post-adjustment, identity confirmation √
(Yes, you read that right, this tick was just drawn by the potted plant with colored pencils.)
Appearance Prologue 2: The second male ***, the key standard is four stars.
Prologue 3: Male One, to be determined.
Prologue...”
The prologue of the appearance has been arranged until 10, all of which are replaced by male X female X. There is no plot, dialogue, etc., and a sentence is thrown out at the last.
”Gather the X warriors, defeat the big devil, and the whole play ends!”
After Lin Chou watched the ten lines in a glance, his mood was surging. This plot, this setting, and this character are simply too special--
”Shovel!!!”
”Huh.”
It was convenient to shovel against the nose of the potted plant and put it into Lin Chou's palm, and the wind brought it up like a knife to cut the grass on the ground.
”Fuck...”
”Lin Zi, calm down, calm down!”
”Wait!”
”That's right, we will all be colleagues in the future, so how can we say that we can do it when we all stand in the same position? Workplace relationships are also very important...”
Lin Chou's nose was crooked,
”Looking at that thing, not to mention it's a standpoint, so I don't want to laugh because the muscles of the cheeks are hard to support, and I let it go. I will shovel this wicked animal first.
A potted plant sits vertically on a pitcher plant that is more than fifty meters high,
”Brother Ayo Sorrow, listen to the explanation from the Lun family~”
”roll!!”
There was a bear roar from within the fence, and the potted plant was like being slapped by an invisible slap, and pressed into the ground.
Lin Chou was taken aback, patted his thigh and said, ”Fuck you, what a beautiful job!”
The potted plant looked up pitifully,
”Brother Sorrow, are you willing to swell, oooooo...”
Lin Chou carried a shovel and smiled freely.
”Don't worry, this shopkeeper has specially studied crops, demonized plant cultivation and telepathy. Now I plant you here to ensure that a tree will grow next year. You can cooperate, rest in peace, and leave you~”
It was another rushing and screaming again and again, anyhow Lin Chou didn't really bury the potted plants.
Shen Daru chuckled dryly,
”Boss Lin, it's like this. Actually, the script was dictated by Miss Zuo. Or, let's sit down and calm down and have a good talk. You can talk about it later?”
The potted plants carefully avoided Lin Chou's gaze,
”Ah, this guide... well, what I think, at this stage, the things we want to shoot don’t need literature and art, don’t need any connotations, and don’t need any excessive expressions and plots. The only things we need are the same-blood and fists. As long as the battle scenes and effects produced are dazzling and bloody, it is a successful movie. In this era, everything else is superfluous. Who would consider the rationality of the plot, the succession and the reversal of the plot? , Fighting and fighting power are the protagonists. This is an idol drama. It’s a story about collecting seven dragon **** and summoning turtles... er no, collecting seven friends and smashing big moves to crush a big monster.. ....”
One more thing, although the expression ability of potted Balabala for a long time is also very problematic, Lin Chou still understands——
”This... really works?”
Sikong rolled his eyes and said,
”As long as the fighting is fierce enough and the special effects are gorgeous enough, you just shoot a gourd baby vs. a tentacle monster. People will watch it dozens of times, knowing what concept is leading or not-hey, this son tells you what the chef is doing. As if you can understand it, you just put your pose and take a few shots on the dark sea by the way, and calculate the salary according to the labor force, understand?”
”Well~Walking then? I'll write on a small blackboard later...”
”What are you going to do? Your appearance ceremony is over. The next thing is someone else's. It's gone. I'll get this tonight. I'll take a photo tomorrow. Let's go to the second man!”