Chapter 600： Shit luck (1/2)
Lin Chou was still immersed in the wonderful taste of crock-pot chicken. When he saw the ”big will, luck, lucky value” written by the system, he almost didn't bite off his tongue.
”Puff...what the hell!”
The ingredients reviewed by Lin Chou's system will almost always have special effects after they are made into dishes, but -
What is the reason that the system is finally going to attack the field of metaphysics?
Or gather seven medicinal meals with chicken as the ingredient to help this handsome summon the magic machine... Uh chicken? ?
”boss?!”
”What's wrong, boss Lin.”
”Brother Lin Chou, are you okay?”
The three of them were concerned.
He knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood, Lin Chou said with a tongue out,
”It's okay... I'm in a hurry, biting my tongue.”
”Oh oh...”
Lin Chou couldn't care about eating anymore, pretending to be holding an old bowl, hurriedly inquired the system.
”That **** surname, give me a rough look!”
Lin Chou's eyes were almost staring, no matter how he called the system from the bottom of his heart, this guy just didn't move.
”Ahem, **** system, this handsome has something to consult.”
”...”
”Huh... system?”
”system!”
”Dear Kitchen God System, as the host, I would like to draw a lottery and have some consultation.”
”Drip, high-level lottery, golden special, random skill*1, try it by yourself.”
”Try the law by yourself:
The dishes created by the host have special effects but have the behavior of harming the host, which will be condemned by the world.
For dishes created by the host, when the host triggers the use of its special effects or skills, there is a chance to obtain the blessing effect several times.
Note: If you have eaten my food, you are my person. If you don't believe me, try it? ”
”Drip, high-level lottery, orange special, random skill level +1, skill designation-walking on waves.”
”Di, it is detected that the specified skill is at the top level and cannot be improved. The derivative branch is-Taxue Wuhen.”
”Besides, please say.”
”...”
Lin Chou put the lie in his heart back in, and said as if he burst into beans,
”You **** do this **** special effects are really reliable? Anyway, you can see and touch all the time! There are people on this handsome writing menu who can believe it? Who believes and who is silly beep!”
”As the host, I dared to question the stalwart of my system. This system has seen you hairless monkeys absolutely unbelievable things. I have witnessed the starship catching fire on the edge of the Orion constellation, and I watched the C-ray on Don Wise. Shining in the dark space of the Gate, all these moments will eventually fade with time, just like tears melted into the rain.”
”The salt that this system has eaten...cough, in short, this system does not accept any questioning behavior, and will punish it a little, in order to be effective.”
”Drip, the upper limit of the host's intelligence is permanently -0.1.”
”Do you think Lao Tzu still cares after less than two hundred times, scare someone, GR's, come on!”
”Dip, the upper limit of intelligence is -0.1.”
”You...”
”Dip, the upper limit of intelligence is -0.1.”
”Fuck!”
”-0.1.”
”Wait...”
”-1!”
”stop...”
”-1!!”
”I'm wrong!!!”
——Lin Chou shouted the last sentence.
Qin Wuyong, Chi Zhi, Xiao Xiao and the four dogs were dumbfounded, looking at Lin Sorrow who suddenly had two nosebleeds.
Qin Wuyong asked confusedly,
”I wipe... Mr. Lin, what's the situation with you...”
Xiao Xiao let out a terrified cry.
”Wow, is it poisonous? Fortunately, I didn't eat it!”
Chi Chi was worried and whispered quietly,
”Boss, I heard those stupid male creatures say that being single for a long time is a disease...you won't...”
Lin Chou touched his nose, Xin Dao's lines just now sounded awesome with flashing teeth and claws. Why did it sound familiar? Have you heard it somewhere?
But said,
”Heh, it's okay. Recently, the anger has been a bit strong, cough and cough, this chicken stewed with mushrooms is a bit bigger, who is Xiaoxiao, you should eat it, I have tasted it, ordinary people can eat it.
Xiao Xiao had ”No” written in one of his eyes and ”Letter” in the other, full of suspicion.
”Oh... it's edible...”
Lin Chou finished his greetings to the eighteenth generation of ancestors in the slumber system, and felt a little better.
”I can add another dish to my menu, very good.”
Qin Wuyong is thinking about another thing-
”Fuck, I suddenly remembered, I brought wine! I forgot such an important thing!”
”?”
Qin Wuyong took the backpack and said to the recorder,
”Hahaha, God helps me too. Some time ago, I asked a bonsai to help me change a backpack. It was originally a life-saving purpose. I didn't expect it to come in handy today. With this good dish, how can I be without wine! Dangdangdang~”
Then he pulled out two straws from a corner of the backpack and took a sip first.
”Hey~ the best Qingquanshan aging, boss Lin won't have some?”
This time it was Lin Chou's turn and the audience behind the recorder were dumbfounded.
”Fuck, straw?”
”The last time Wuyou brother said that someone should change the backpack, and that he would get a sandwich nutrient solution.”
”This shameless guy was talking about a bar? Is it a bar?!”
Lin Chou shrank his neck, ”Well, I don't drink liquor, you should come by yourself.”
Barrage,
”Boss Lin: Haha.”
”Goddess rejection.”
”Tactical rejection.”
Lin Chou waved at Xiao Xiao, who was almost drooling.
”I can really eat it, I didn't lie to you!”
Qin Wuyong bit the chicken and said, ”Um... this girl is definitely not abducting anyone on the street, she's smart!”
Xiao Xiao thought very seriously, while thinking about the possibility of dying from poisoning, he quickly picked up a mushroom and put it in his mouth.
”Emmm”
Mainly because I was tortured by this fragrance for several hours and I couldn't help it.
Maojian mushroom does not have the golden color of hummus and other mushrooms. It is just slightly gold and looks like the embryonic form of gold ore. After importing it, you will realize how unique it is.
Xiao Xiao pondered for a long time, and finally gave a heartfelt evaluation.
”Wow!~!”
Whether it is on site or behind the screen, I believe many people have already laughed at this moment.
”Hahaha.”
Maojian mushrooms have a bit more texture than ordinary mushrooms. The locals like to call this taste ”meat head”, which means that its chewiness is similar to that of meat.