Chapter 586： It all starts with the duck (1/2)
These ducks don’t know how to place their skill points in some weird place. They are as fat as a ball and can fly, and they can even stand in pairs on tiny vines like feathers to carry on the lineage. This is more than walking a tightrope in acrobatic performances.
There are almost no other colors on the rivers, including the banks of the rivers, and there is no water surface at all. The ducks and ducks are crowded like canned food. People who don’t know think that the river is full of ducks.
There are even countless ducks flying in the sky, the scene obscures the sky, the rattles turn the sky, the floating feathers and the black, black and white duck dung are stuck together and crashing down, like a weird heavy rain ( Or snow?).
Lin Chou shrank his body, tapping water on his toes very fast and making no sound.
But this obviously has no use for eggs. Those huge ducks seem to have a sixth sense of spirituality, and they all turned their heads in Lin Chou's direction.
Of course, Lin Chou could feel tens of thousands of ducks turning their heads and hostile gazes back and forth on his back, instantly stiff like a dog, and almost slapped his head on the river with his left toes and right heels sticking.
”Fuck!”
For the first time, he had the urge to curse the production of the system. Isn't this the so-called ”forced hostile effect of poultry creatures” really true?
Laozi is still a few miles away from those fat guys. What kind of things must be done to make them write their hatred into their instincts. Is the effective distance of this Gou skill the line of sight? ?
Lin Chou strode up against the current, and the river under his feet stepped on huge depressions, which had not been closed for a long time.
If Lin Chou had a leisurely mind, he would be able to see that these dents were perfectly in the shape of shoe prints when he jumped up, and even the anti-slip lines on the soles could even match the size.
As Lin Chou accelerated, the footprint-like depressions became shallower and shallower, and finally the reverse bulges were simply reversed from inscribed to embossed. The river was surging with waves of formations, and Lin Chou was able to do every step of the way. It happened to step on the peak of the footprint-like wave, and the speed was more than three times faster. It was almost like a hurricane passing through the border. People who are slightly weaker can only see a group of phantoms.
”Quack~”
”Hey!”
The last duck call was like a stern charge horn, which could be described as a stern horn. Even the interracial Lin Chou could hear the unforgettable hatred from this duck call.
Calculating the meaning of this cry may be-”The whole duck is attacking!”
The whirr of takeoff and the quack of ducks overwhelmed everything. The scene was overwhelming, and the posture seemed to destroy the world.
After ten seconds, Lin Chou could glance at the white shadow of the waves from the corner of his eyes without turning his head.
”Nima, is this still a duck?”
Then there is no more,
”boom!”
Like a huge explosion, all the duck feathers evaporate and rise like a mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb.
The crackling sound of the dense falling water continued, and the air was even more patrolled like huge duck fighter jets. However, the weird figure had disappeared out of thin air.
The ducks shook the water on their bodies, and then shook the hairs on their bodies. After wandering for a while, they quacked in doubt and left.
...
It seemed that there was an invisible force that tightly bound Lin Chou and flew upwards, and the feeling of weightlessness spread from all directions. After subconsciously struggling a few times, Lin Chou's tremendous strength was completely unable to break free.
At this moment, Lin Chou even felt that even his thinking had stagnated, and he couldn't think at all.
The surrounding scenery is changing rapidly, one is in the crystal jungle, the other is the scene in the forest, it is like being in the gap between two worlds. This feeling is very uncomfortable, like the power of two worlds pressing at the same time. In my head.
After a few more seconds, the surroundings simply turned into a storm-like image that was spinning rapidly, which made people dizzy.
Outside of those rotating pictures, there seems to be another blurry image.
It is the inside of a crater mountain, which is larger than any mountain that Lin Chou has ever seen. Underneath is a blood-colored lake boiling and rolling like magma, and along the wall of the crater mountain, it is densely covered with countless creeping movements. In the flesh-and-blood cave, there seems to be something blocking the cave, and some shadows are vaguely reflected in the cave. They make all kinds of incredible difficult positions (er, action, the word action).
Although he couldn't see exactly what creature it was, Lin Chou was sure that the thing was definitely the outline of a human being.
The sense of weightlessness seemed to bring something strange. He felt that his body was constantly rising in the void, and his consciousness became more and more blurred, especially under the storm of “pictures” that flashed at an alarming frequency around his brain. With severe pain, Lin Chou plunged into darkness suddenly.
”boom!”
He fell heavily to the ground.
It's strange to say that as soon as he fell to the ground, the whole person was like four dogs in an instant, and his head was hurting and cracking, but now there is no sign of any sequelae.
It’s a strange feeling that my ear hurts. To be precise, it’s my earlobe.
Lin Chou glanced at the corner of his eye, and met a duck that was hung in his ears-he was speechless.
Lin Chou was very happy.
”Hey, buddy, can't you come down?”
The fat duck is extremely disdainful, ”Gah~”
This call doesn't matter, it was hanging from Lin Chou's body by biting its ears.
”Puff through.”
Duck feathers fly around.
The fat duck was dumbfounded for a long time-this wingless two-legged beast is so **** cunning!
It still refused to give up, and rushed towards Lin Chou while flapping its wings. Lin Chou fumbled out something behind his back and waved his hand in a cool posture.
”Bang~”
The bottom of the cast iron pan without any damage from the mountain or the sea is printed with a vivid duck head shape.
”When can I bring the alien pan out.”
Lin Chou whispered and threw the pot on the fat duck that fell on the ground in a round.
”Well, it seems that I'm not dead yet, no, I have to find a skill that can communicate with ingredients with the sluggish system at this time, such as this duck, if I know its recent recipes and add it in a targeted manner. Spices, not to mention the efficiency, can definitely improve the quality of dishes by more than a little bit.”
Then it is natural to make up half of the story:
Lin Chou (laughs): ”Brother Duck, come over and let's talk, what did you eat last night?”
Duck (trembling): ”Half a catty of shrimp, one fish, two or two aquatic plants, a dozen snails.”
Lin Chou (in a small book and a note), ”Well, add half a spoonful of cooking wine to remove the fishy. To prevent parasites, you should blanch the water and cook. What about the former? The day before yesterday?”
Duck (shaking): ”Fish...shrimp...and some duck feathers...what are you asking about...why I have an ominous premonition...”
Lin Chou (comfort): ”Just ask if it's okay, oh yes, have you eaten any poisonous plants and insects recently? Have you ever had trouble with your stomach?”
Duck (continues to shake): ”Gah, Brother Breast, are you two-legged beasts used to putting a kitchen knife on someone's neck when asking questions... I'm a little scared...”
Cough and cough, Lin Chou crawled out of the pit and looked around.
Yes, that's right, this is the humanoid pit that fell down before, and Lin Chou crawled out again.
The surrounding scenery is exactly the same as the bottom of the pit seen before-except for the thick duck feathers and one place.
”...”
Lin Chou stood in front of the rock wall but did not find any cracks. He carefully inspected the bottom of the cave, but it still didn't!
An unbelieving cannon punch made the big rock rustle fall down above, but there was no cave at all, and there was still no change behind the rock that had been pierced several meters deep.
Looking back at the fat duck that leaned over and turned white on the ground:
What is the principle? Live to hell?
”Lin Chou? Boss Lin! Are you down there? Are you seriously injured?”