Chapter 533： Oh huh! (1/2)
Swallow back to the mountain.
It was the first time General Ye Lao came to this little-known and legendary Lin's Xiaoguan.
There are not many guards he takes when he goes out. There is only one man and one woman. The man's surname is Driver Zhao and a runner, and the woman's surname is Secretary Qian who is also a reading glasses.
Well, it is said that General Ye Lao is too old and his eyesight has deteriorated severely, so he usually counts on these two people.
”The tree at this door...yes, what kind, is it such a tall and brightly grown, is it a mutated celosia? When I look back, let me get a few of them back and plant them in my yard.”
Xiao Zhao swallowed and looked at the dense mouth, ”Good general, I'll find someone to do it later.”
But in my mind, I wondered where to go on the whole tree that looked more similar in color to this thing-of course, it was the one that didn't move.
”Pattern.”
General Ye stepped on it, feeling as if there was some kind of leaking sound of melons and fruits cracking.
”Oh... I forgot to bring my glasses when I went out, did we walk into someone else's vegetable garden?”
Xiaoqian pouted,
”Every time you are asked to wear glasses, you will follow the execution ground, and you still say that the image of the glasses is about a hundred years old, and you still expect to scare those recruits with your eyes?”
General Ye Lao said,
”Lao Tzu is called the treasure of not being old, not only is not old, there is no rust, you know?”
”Yes, yes... you are right, but can you put on the glasses in your hidden pocket first, otherwise you don't even know who Lin Chou is... right? Such an important meeting , You don’t want to see Mr. Lin next time, do you?”
General Ye was unhappy, ”I must have forgotten my glasses on the desk, well, I came too anxiously.”
Xiao Qian laughed.
”Lao Ye, in the left trouser pocket, I can see the glasses legs, quickly take them out, put them on~!”
Ye Lao sighed.
”Old man, it's not useful, even you little girl dare to bully me, Lao Ye.”
Xiao Qian's mouth twitched.
”My general, little girl? My granddaughter is six years old, and I am sixty-three this year...”
”Ah? Really... Then Xiao Zhao is still young...”
Xiao Zhao said innocently,
”General, I am seventy-one this year... I recruited the small money for you...”
”...”
As soon as Lin Chou saw what happened to the good guy, these three had passed for several centuries. I was really afraid that they would become a pile of corpses as they walked...
”Ahem... welcome...”
Regardless, age is always a respectable option.
Old Ye smiled and said,
”Okay, well, welcome... welcome... girl, get me some tea for the old man... I'm old at this age, and I always want to run to the toilet, but I want to drink a sip of tea...”
No, doesn't it make sense that your old man wears glasses? From where I can tell that this handsome is a girl. If you can't see it, just listen to this sound.
”Xiao Qian” and ”Xiao Zhao” laughed and coughed again and again.
Lin Chou was really afraid that they would lose their breath, and shouted against the old man’s ear,
”Old... master... son... you... can... hear... me... say... words... do you... I... yes ...Male...of...~!!!”
General Ye Lao roared,
”I have bad eyesight, I am not deaf!!”
”...”
Lin Chou chatted,
”Cough cough, don't get excited, old man, yelling is very hurtful...Also, I only have cold brewed tea here, which is not suitable for your old man's age to drink. Or, give you an old cup of coconut juice. ..”
”Your kid... when was you blind?”
”???”
”Me! My name is Ye! You weren't the one who yelled at me last time? You yelled this time?”
”...”
Lin Chou was stunned. When did he meet this old man?
Xiao Zhaodao,
”This is General Ye Lao of the Garrison, the father of Lieutenant General Ye Ming.”
”...”
Fuck, Lin Chou scratched his head for a while,
”Father, you have also studied disguise?”