Chapter 283： People who love condemnation express a strong dog (below)-Happy birthday waiting for the kiss! (2/2)
”correct.”
The potted plant slumped on the chair, and then his eyes were red, ”God damned iron rooster, you, you, you, really ate Xiaoxue?!”
Lin Chou was simply inexplicable, ”What Xiaoxue?”
”It's the little snow I brought over that day!”
Fortunately, when Lin Chou mentioned it, his eyebrows were twisted together, but that day she ran over with a Husky wolf...
The potted plant burst into tears and shed tears, choked and said,
”Uuuuu.... I took care of it since Xiaoxue hadn’t opened my eyes, feeding her, feeding her, walking around, shoveling **** and wiping urine, she was like my child... She grew up and took her out to meet the world, you, you actually...”
Lin Chou was embarrassed. Are you crying? !
”Uuuu.... Grandma aunt taught her that humans will not harm her. Humans are her friends. Xiaoxue has already learned to sit down and'sit down and give you delicious food' and'walk with my sister to find delicious food'. , ”Don't bite your teeth and give you delicious”, ”bite him and give you delicious” such complicated commands...you, you, you, you actually...eat it??”
The cries of the potted plants are like cuckoos crying blood, and the sound is stern and stern, and the words are pressing and stinging.
For a while, even the wandering demons blushed and lowered their heads, after all, he was the one who had the most enjoyment just now.
”Do you know that it will be the first monster capable of fighting that is tamed by humans in Mingguang's history? Do you know what kind of price Xiaoxue can sell?! You can't afford it if you sell it? She! Grandma's dowry counts on her!! Uuuuu...you pay, you pay me!”
Lin Chou was almost twisted to his waist by a 720-degree Thomascar crotch loop, including the few people in the small hall, all in a shaky appearance.
Lin Chousheng was afraid that the potted plant would say something crooked, and he held his forehead.
”Well, Xiaoxue is fine, take it and go quickly!!”
There were tears in the potted eyes.
The small cherry mouth opens to the limit, as big as a walnut!
”what?”
”Xiaoxue, outside, the coconut tree hut hides from the rain, take your dog, and leave Lao Tzu's sight!!”
The potted plants went happily, and the crisp laughter like wind chimes echoed outside the small hall.
”Yeah, Xiaoxue, oooooo...It's so nice that you're okay...it scares me to death...I thought you...hehehe...mu...”
Lin Chou shrugged off the cold sweat on his forehead and said disdainfully.
”Cut, merchant with the smell of copper, the iron rooster that got into Qian's eyes!”
Xiao Wu, bodyguard number one or two, Zhao Qingcang, the wandering demon, and Big Breast Sister, the scorching eyes of everyone in the room made Lin Chou a little dizzy.
”Ahem, it all depends on what this handsome does?”
Wu Kedao,
”Brother Lin, people live a face.”
Old Zhao answered,
”The tree lives a skin and a human being, but it can't be faceless and skinless.”
”...”
This handsome is bright, this handsome is generous!
Lin Chou didn't want to discuss the established facts with this group of open-eyed nonsense people. It would be a waste of time to talk to them.
time is money!
”Wait!” Old Zhao said with a startled surprise, ”The dog in this pot is not the dog that walked outside just now, no wonder it is poisonous!”
Why didn't you say that you are capable? What about your dignity and your fierceness-what kind of **** little genius doctor was allowed to eat it?
Lao Zhao suddenly sighed extremely sadly, Lin Chou's scalp numb when he heard that voice.
”My poor... Arlene!”
”Aunt Lin, who is yours?”
Lin Chou's heart has actually been rolled away. Aunt Lin wouldn't be Lao Zhao's wife, right?
Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes instantly, ”Little bastard, what can't you learn from other people's gossip?”
”Obviously you are the first...”
”Lao Tzu, what's wrong, what's wrong with Lao Tzu, just say! Take the card back to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is leaving...Two little bastards, neither of them will let Lao Tzu worry.”
Zhao Qingcang kicked the door open with a bang, and walked away with a horoscope.
It's just that the figure from the back, no matter how you look at it, it's a bit of a panic.
Lin Chou sneered,
”Pretends to look alike, but this handsome has already seen everything through.”
The wandering demon held the bowl, ”Why do you see it?”
Lin Chou stretched his tone and said, ”Hey, Lao Zhao, you forgot to wear your clothes!”
A hand was quickly reached outside the door, and the clothes hanging on the wall disappeared in an instant.
Lin Chou seemed to be talking to himself, whispering,
”The second time.”
”Little bastard!!!”
But Lao Zhao didn't kill him again, but ran away quickly.
...
Thirty miles away from the Lin’s House, a potted plant drove her pink car.
In the co-pilot's position, a big snow-white dog sat honestly, stretched out his tongue and looked very well-behaved.
The potted plant patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
”Xiaoxue, you said my aunt's grandma is not that good.”
”Wow!”
”Hmph, I am the big beauty on the left, handsome guy in the mountains, it's all in my hands!”
”Wow!”
”Huh!”
A dark shadow flashed by the car like a gallop, pulling out a long, empty, water-free corridor in the rain, even her car staggered.
The potted plant was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily for a long time.
”Damn old miscellaneous hair, you are dead, my grandmother's Dabao essence will increase in price from this second.”
”50%, no, twice!”
...
The rain outside is getting heavier, Lin Chou said,
”Brother You, it seems that the rain will not stop for a while, you can make do with the night in the gazebo in the yard.”
The wanderer grinned.
”Thank you, boss Lin.”
Wu Ke looked expectant, ”Brother Sorrow, what about me, Brother Sorrow.”
”You, the cabin below, I still confiscated your rental fee, right?”
Wu Ke narrowed his neck, ”I'm going now, now I'm going.”
His eyes looked at the rain curtain, very melancholy.
My own bodyguards, if you walk in the rain again, you will probably belch, and you may not know when they will recover, waste material!
After arranging the guests, Lin Chou walked slowly into the rain.
After a while, the prompts of the **** system began to refresh,
”Dip, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0002%.”
After half a minute,
”Dip, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0000015.”
Sometimes two texts can be refreshed every second, sometimes they don't even move in one minute, and the numbers are as many as they want, and there are no regularities.
Although I don’t know the usefulness of this degree of fit, Lin Chou instinctively believes that no matter what the origin of this **** system, at least it will not hurt him, and it has indeed brought him extraordinary things. Benefits, of course, the higher the degree of fit, the better.
Humans before the cataclysm, don’t you always pay attention to system maintenance and upgrades when you play an online game — maybe there will be upgrade packages and other things like gifts, oh ha ha ha!
Lin Chou thought to himself, but saw the fur ball leaping over from the rain, greasy in his arms, relaxing the hyphae, like a stuffed toy the size of a leather ball. Huhu, swollen.
”Grumbling, grumble.”
The fur ball rubbed for a while and made a slight snoring sound, which seemed to be asleep.
Lin Chou gently stroked the fur ball, and the fur ball rarely showed its body. It was usually the size of a tennis ball. It was covered with hyphae, which was its defensive posture.
”Well, you grew up so much?”
Lin Chou measured it, and the ball of hair was almost half the diameter of his elbow.
If it keeps going on like this, won't it become a huge ball?
”Di, the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 1.5%.
The host is requested to make persistent efforts to complete the tasks released by this system and improve the degree of fit.
When the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 10%, additional reward tasks will be released. .
When the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be activated and new system functions will be unlocked. ”
”and many more!”
Lin Chou muttered silently in his heart, ”Fucking system, you don't seem to have released a task to improve the degree of fit, right?”
”Stupid low-level primates, this system has of course issued such tasks. Because the host completes the tasks extremely slowly and is extremely inactive, this system cancels the release of such tasks.”
Well, Lin Chou scorned, his attempt to get past the confession failed.
”Then, can the fit task be released now?”
”Di, the host was extremely disappointed by the performance of completing the fit task, and the system decided to raise the release level of this type of task by one level.
When the system, host, and small library level is two, the fit task will continue to be released. ”
Lin Chou was at level zero at first, but he was instantly promoted to level one after completing an initial task. This is still fresh in his memory, and he immediately grasped the point.
”How to upgrade the level?”
Yellow,
”Stupid low-level primates, spicy chickens full of guinea fowl manure in their brains, and bleak carbon-based monkeys abandoned by their ex-girlfriends. If you ask such questions again, the system will severely punish you, **** it!”
”Ahem, or this time, just tell this commander first?”
”Di, complete the only task in Hexi for ten years, and you can upgrade to system level one.”
MMP, it's the **** ten years in Hexi again, and it's the broken dish that can't be sold at all. There is still Lin Chou's life left behind for ten months!
”Beep beep beep system, beep beep, beep, MMP.”
The **** system obviously couldn't grasp the point of MMP's words, and it was missed.
Lin Chou felt a bit dark and proud in his heart, and then he hated himself again, Lin Chou, Lin Chou, are you so satisfied?
No, how is it possible!
I'm Lin Sorrow, but a man who wants to be the God of Cooking in the last days, of course can't suffer such insults!
So he became so angry that his dantian tongue was full of flowers, and he shouted with all his strength,
”MMP...MMP...MMP...”
The wandering demon who got into the pavilion just about to rest was startled, his eyes hesitated when he looked at Lin Chou.
For a while,
”Well, boss Lin, are you in a bad mood, or... play a round of billiards and I will play a shot with you?”
Lin Chou was discouraged for a while, ”No need.”
Wu Ke, who stood at the door looking around, shouted,
”I know I can play, how about a bet?”
The wandering demon was interested, ”What are you betting on?”
Wu Ke glanced at his unbelievable bodyguard No. 1 and 2, gritted his teeth.
”I won, you send me back to the nest under the mountain, I lost, tomorrow's breakfast, I invite it!”
The wandering demon scratched his head,
”I can eat very much.”
”I'll talk after you beat me!”
Classmate Xiao Wu has already made a small calculation, even if he loses, what can he do, Lin Chou's iron **** is too lazy to die, breakfast is either steamed buns or salt-baked chicken. If he eats it again, can he eat it?
”A gentleman said.”
”It's hard to chase a horse!”