Chapter 213： Call oneself (1/2)
As the saying goes, everyone is refreshed at happy events, and the wedding of boy Ji Li Xiang just started so suddenly.
A group of hunters were busy unloading the standard long dining table used for wedding banquets from the truck, put them together in threes and twos, put them in two rows, and then covered them with a bright red tablecloth.
The only people attending the wedding are these familiar hunters and relatives of both parties, and the total number is less than two hundred.
According to Mingguang's custom, Lin Chou didn't need to prepare anything, just loaned out a venue.
Shan Ye patted Li Xiang on the shoulder, ”Boy, be more energetic, don't be stunned, the parents of the girl below are here, please go and ask the old man okay.”
Li Xiang's face was full of sweat, and after hearing this for a long time, he came back to his senses, ”Ah...well...”
After speaking, he stayed there.
Shan Ye and Bai Qiongshou looked at each other and laughed, ”The young man has no experience for the first time, so he will come a few more times in the future.”
Li Xiang was crying, feeling that his calves were turning muscles, ”Master Shan, I...I can't do it if I don't go, I'm a little nervous...”
”Fuck your mother's shit, if you don't go, who does the girl marry?”
As soon as Shan Ye lifted his foot, Li Xiang kicked out the door, and the boy chicken crawled to the pavilion where Wan Ling's parents were-including his own parents and a group of relatives surrounded there.
As soon as Li thought he arrived, a group of seven aunts and eight aunts surrounded him, and all kinds of strange problems began to cover the bombardment.
Li Xiang's face was stiff with a smile, and he was exhausted.
Wan Ling's parents are ordinary people, and the expressions on his faces are a little nervous or worried. After spending all his life in the base city, where has he been in the wilderness outside the three walls?
The two old people just kept laughing and didn't talk, and took Wan Ling and Li Xiang's hands and held them tightly.
Although Mingguang has always had the custom of holding weddings outside the base city, it was only at the statue of Qin Zhizhen outside the gate of the outer city, and the participants were limited to evolving people.
Is there any ordinary person who, like their daughter, can go two hundred kilometers into the wilderness and come to this magical place to hold a wedding?
What a glory!
The two old men were extremely excited. The son-in-law was an evolutionary and surprised them enough. With such strength and power, it was a blessing to be kind to the daughter.
The evolutionary wedding has always been casual and disdainful of tedious etiquette.
Li Xiang was dressed in the armor he wore when hunting, while Wan Ling was dressed in red gauze, covering his face with tulle.
A commissioned witness and Shan Ye stood in front of the two of them, swearing an oath, giving a speech, and handing the two little red books to Li Xiang and Wan Ling to work together.
Then the relatives and parents of both parties ended in red and green, set up a bonfire, and started to deal with a very fat and very **** mountain wild boar.
There is only one dish on the whole wedding banquet, which is called the gift pig.
The preparation of the gift pig is very simple. After the whole black mountain wild boar is cleaned, it is smoked with wormwood, and then it is roasted. During the period, it is smeared with sesame oil and honey, and continuously brushed with layers of star anise, cinnamon, fennel powder and sea salt, sesame seeds. Natural spices.
The significance of this dish is that the relatives of both sides have done it personally. As for the taste, I believe that anyone who has eaten one bite will never want to eat a second bite again.
A roast pig that is completely stacked in layers of various spices, eats a bite full of scum, and the spiciness of the spice that smokes the human nose and loses the ability to smell. It is not so much eating meat as it is. After eating the spices, the whole mouth is numb.
The power of the gift pig can stop children from crying at night. Many parents in Shangcheng district frighten their children-they will take you to the gift pig banquet if you are not obedient!
Whenever there is a wedding, there must be a group of little dolls who are about to cry and die on the side of the party. As a gift, Dogely, who doesn't want to bring his own children to please.
The wine was prepared by the Lord Shan, only beer and Qingquanshan, and hundreds of boxes were placed in a brain, for fear that it would not be enough.
The hunter's doors were seated on the table, smiling and watching a group of newcomer's family members toss about the poor gift pig, yelling and applauding, the cups and cups staggered, and the atmosphere soon became warm.
”Yeah, yeah...”
The noisy scene of two or three hundred people couldn't stop the strange roar at the foot of the mountain, and it sounded like the gasp of a bear-like beast after years of rhinitis.
”Wanling! Wanlinger!”
Accompanied by loud shouts, a rattling motorcycle drove in, sparks and black smoke from the exhaust pipe screamed, and finally it uttered and turned off.
Wan Ling and Li Xiangwen, who were toasting Lord Shan and Lin Chou, changed their expressions.
”Wanling, where are you Wanlinger!”
The young man threw aside the old car that seemed to be a hundred years old, searched around, and when his eyes lit up, he ran in this direction.
”Ling'er, do you know this person?” Li Xiang asked.
”Acknowledge... know...”
”Linger...”
The young man was a little frightened in the gaze of a group of hunters, but then he straightened his head and stood in front of All Souls.
Wan Ling pursed his lips,
”Xu Song, you, why are you here?”
Xu Song has thick eyebrows and is wearing gray work clothes with the words ”*** School Cafeteria Boiler Department” vaguely written on it.
He reluctantly tugged at the corner of his mouth, showing an ugly smile.
”Why am I here? Of course I am here to attend your wedding!”
Wan Ling's pale little face has completely lost her blood, and her smile is still stiff in the corner of her mouth, ”I...you...we have nothing to do.”
Xu Songhu said with a face, ”I said, I'm just here to attend your wedding.”
Oh yo, mess up!
A group of hunters winked very wretched eyebrows. Are they going to stage some favorite scenes?
Wan Ling's face was even more ugly, and she no longer dared to look at Li Xiang's expression.
Li wanted to show a brilliant smile, ”The visitor is a guest, please sit down, since it is a friend of Ling'er, come, this glass of wine, I toast you!”
Xu Song smiled dryly, blocking the glass that Li wanted to pass with his hand, and picked up a jar of Qingquan Mountain from the table, and poured a bowl full of it.
”Oh, on the day of the wedding, at the time of rejoicing, I should congratulate you on this glass of wine first.”
The voice didn't mean a trace of congratulations.
”Newlyweds and new jubilees, a hundred years are good, and you will have an early son!”
”This...” Xu Song held the bowl and held it to his chest, ”Ling'er, I will do it first, you are free!”
”Kay.”
Li Xiang crushed the wine glass in his hand.
Lin Chou spouted a sip of beer, and the Chinese was broad and profound. The three tones and the four tones were very different!
Shan Ye squeezed his chin and muttered, ”Is it inappropriate to interrupt someone's chin on the wedding night?”
As an ex-boyfriend, Xu Song is fine with this sentence.
No, there is something wrong with this sentence itself.
A group of hunters, look at me and I look at you,
”This kid, have you lived enough?”
”Hehehe, I haven't seen such a great fun in years!”
”Is it the only one who noticed that this kid is an ordinary person, riding that tattered-like thing for two hundred kilometers in the wilderness?”
”Fuck, what you said...”
White light appeared on Li Xiang's body, and a fierce breath spread out from him, blowing the plants on the ground and Xu Song's clothes and hair.
Xu Song still had that expression, sitting on the table with a grin, picking up the wine jar and drinking without a mouthful.
It seems to be saying, come, punch me.
Wan Ling screamed and sobbed, ”Xu Song, are you crazy?... He will kill you, I have nothing to do with you, do you understand, it's over, let's go!”