Chapter 177： Ruzi can teach you too (Hey four seasons for the first master messy chaos!) (2/2)
Pick the chopsticks, ”Hey snoring.”
”Mom has been punishing you for a long time!” There was a loud shout from the crowd.
Under the dumbfounded gaze of the two bodyguards, a big boot that seemed to exude a green mist slammed into the back of Shen Daru's head.
”Snapped.”
”Fuck.”
Two consecutive beeps.
Shen Daru plunged one end into the noodle bowl, his face expanded, smashed, and flattened the noodle bowl. The curved noodles splashed around the tabletop like an abstract circle.
There was silence.
”Wa hahaha...”
”Fuck! Groove!”
”Greetings to Yunniang, who has taken off his shoes? Naxiang red beans can't hide the stench! It's so stinking!”
Shen Daru's palm on the tabletop twitched twice like chicken feet, and his whole body stayed still.
Two big bodyguards, you look at me and I look at you, first weeping and crying, then they can’t stretch themselves.
”puff!”
”Hahahaha...”
Their laughter merged into the crowd and resounded across the hillside.
In the small restaurant, Lin Chou poked his head out of the kitchen and sent out twelve salt-baked chickens, ”What's the matter, is this laughter a bit pervasive?”
”Oh, boss, you're busy, don't worry, maybe the guys outside are hungry and stupid!”
”Who is the fuck, save me some. Haven't seen meat in a few years?”
”roll!”
”Boss Lin adds another plate of peanuts and another jar of wine!”
Lin Chou replied, ”Red only, red wine only!”
Chi only walked out of the backyard, oh, carrying the wine jar and banging it on the man's table.
”Your wine, bring my money by the way.”
The man smiled, ”Oh, this is your money, lady boss.”
Chi Chi snorted coldly, ”What does the lady boss mean?”
The man opened his eyes wide and was surprised, ”Isn’t Boss Lin willing to give you a position? Alas, the world is getting worse... I sympathize with you! Boss, look at me, under your hand. I also pulled a bunch of brothers, brought a hunting team, wanted strength and strength, and had tickets. Have you considered changing the boss?”
Chi only clenched his fists, everyone in the dining room could feel that the air seemed to be slightly stagnant.
”Stupid, dirty male creature, put away your fragile self-esteem and botched stand-up jokes, otherwise, I would like to take down your thigh bones and give them to Lord Blood God as a toothpick.”
Chi only turned and left.
Everyone in the dining room suddenly exploded,
”Hahahahaha, **** grandpa laughing.”
”Hmph~ a dirty male creature with fish lips~! Hmph!”
”Hahahaha...”
Even the person who was scolded for being a clay figure laughed and fell under the table, and got up after a long time, ”Fuck, I just understand, why is Boss Lin so lucky... Boss Lin's mind is really too good. It's so extensive...the taste is really tricky...”
”Hey, nonsense, it's obviously that the boss's wife has a broad mind!”
”It's not just wide-ranging, I heard that before the cataclysm, there was a legendary majestic peak named: Tamuraya! I think it's really appropriate to describe the boss's wife.”
”This name is weird!”
”It's weird, it sounds like I ignite it.”
Lin Chou babbled and tinkered with the oven, ”What's wrong outside?”
Chi Chi looked unhappy, ”There are just a group of brainless male goblins.”
”Bear...goblin...? What is that, can it be used for food?”
Chi Chi smiled and said, ”The meat is sorrowful, the belly is full of dirty sewage, and the brain is full of slurry, what do you think.”
Lin Chou nodded, ”That is a bit miserable. I seriously despise a creature that can't be food.”
”Ok.”
Chi only nodded seriously, a sly flash in his eyes.