Chapter 15： What is alive! (2/2)
A salt-baked chicken tore apart banana leaves and said, ”Eat!”
The man gnawed half a chicken drumstick, then clicked his mouth, ”It's kind of interesting.”
Pour a glass of wolf blood snake wine, ”Drink!”
The man drank it and put the glass heavily on the table, ”Good wine!!”
Lin Chou said every word:
”Alive”
”Have something delicious!”
”Drink something delicious!”
”Say something nice!”
”Happy!!!” The man laughed arrogantly, his whole body agitated, and the thumping roar of a huge drum in his chest, the whole small restaurant was trembling, and Lin Chou's ears shook. Strands of blood.
”Okay! That's right! Okay!!!”
Lin Chou turned around and left. Why didn't he leave? He was killed and blown away soon!
A low, hoarse voice came from behind, and asked playfully, ”Hey, little Yakuza, you haven't said anything nice to me yet!”
Lin Chou sneered, ”I have finished talking!”
”You have a backbone, don't add the last sentence if you have the ability?”
”Puffing”
The typical handsome is only three seconds, Lin Chou blushed, and sews on the ground, wondering if it is possible to get in.
”Little Vagrant, I'm gone, grab a toothy wolf king and come back and try it, wait!”
Lin Chou gritted his teeth, ”I'm waiting!”
”Little Wraith, Lao Tzu remembers you, you are the first person who dares to call yourself Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu, or twice!”
...
”The host has completed the temporary task with an IQ below the passing line, the reward is doubled, all attribute points are +2, [living corpse rolling pin forty-nine style]”
Nima!
What is the IQ below the pass line? ?
”The multiple of thirty-six is seventy-two, okay? Idiot system!”
”This system doesn't bother to explain to you, forty-nine is played in fifty days on the avenue, so how come the seventy-two number is said, fucking!”
Did he even use something that he didn't understand to tell Lao Tzu the Tao Te Ching? ? ?
Lin Chou still wanted to bald out something in his mouth and despise the two-cargo system severely. A moment of dizziness made him hold back. His brain was like a steel needle going in and out of it, and he couldn't help howling and turning. White eyes fainted.
You have been pitted, the black heart system is absolutely deliberate! !
The sky was spinning around, and an indistinct shout came from my ear,
”Brother Chou, what's wrong with Brother Chou?”
”Brother Sorrow? You promised!”
”Brother Sorrow!”
”Flap!!”
There was a pain on his face, Lin Chou didn't even think about it, he used the rolling pin forty-nine pose that was forced into his mind by the system.
One buckle, one grip, one shake, one stretch.
There was a creepy bone sound like popping beans, and I opened my eyes and took a closer look, Xia Dasha was lying on the ground like noodles.
”Dasha, are you okay?”
Xia Zhonghui arched up from the ground, pulling her dislocated finger bones, wrists, elbows, and shoulder blades back to their original positions with a twitching face. Lin Chou looked terrified.
”Hey, Brother Chou, I heard that you opened a restaurant in the wilderness, come and see, why are you lying on the ground, I thought you were dead!”
”...”
”Hey, my sister said, let me find you to do business,...it seems wrong, it is to take care of you in business, I will come to eat!” Xia Dasha took out a brand-new identity card, ”Just swipe it, I'm rich There are dozens and dozens!”
Lin Chou was moved for a while, ”Wait! Brother Chou will make you delicious food!”
”what!”
Salt-baked chicken, wolf blood snake wine.
Xia Dasha put five catties of salt-baked chicken into her mouth in a few bites, patted her belly, ”I have to eat several catties of rice for every meal to be full, so how can I eat such a small bird to be full? ...Hey, my strength seems to have grown again!!”
Lin Chou smiled and nodded, ”This, drink it!”
Xia Dasha wrinkled her nose and smelled it for a while, ”What is this, Brother Sorrow? Is this wine? My mother said, you can't drink! Drinking my mother will kill me!”
You are a second-order mutant of TM, and you are covered with steel and iron. Don't even want to break a strand of your hair even with ten old ladies!
Lin Chou said funnyly, ”This is not wine, good stuff, drink it!”
Xia Dasha didn't hesitate, he was bored with a mouthful, and inevitably went to the back garden to wash it.
Xia Dasha insisted on swiping the card, saying that he would take care of his business, and would not listen to any advice.
Where he was Lin Chou's opponent, he was limped by a few words and returned to the city in a daze.
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