Chapters Chapter 171: Pangaea World (pt. 1) (2/2)
“The heads of some people.”
“...Huh?”
“To be accurate, it contains the heads of Abubakar, and Baruk Al-Yusuf.”
“W-What?!”
Old Man Kwon was startled.
“Even though I don’t know that Abu-whatever… Did you just say Baruk Al Yusuf? That Arabian terrorist?”
“That’s right.”
“My god…!”
“There’s a bunch of money on their heads. I want you to get that money for me.”
“Ha… What to do with this? First, I need to talk with the government, then the U.S. Hmm… I think I can do it, but… I think it might take a while since I’m not used to doing things like this.”
“I’ll give you a month.”
“Uh… Alright, I’ll try. After all, what problem is this bounty when we can now mass-produce the Hair Bro?”
As expected, Old Man Kwon was quite useful.
“Right, how about my pet?”
“I’m still searching for a suitable one. Wait a little bit longer.”
“Hmm… alright.”
Although Old Man Kwon seemed quite depressed that he couldn’t get his pet, he didn’t continue to beg Kang Chul-In after hearing the news about the Hair Bro.”
“Also, don’t you think that doing a business based on the pets will be good?”
Old Man Kwon asked.
“Not really.”
“Why!”
“I don’t think it will be that good in terms of pure profit.”
“R-Really?”
“Even though it looks good on paper, not all life on Pangaea is good. What if the monsters that the customer buys make a problem? It’ll be hard to clean the mess up.”
“I-Is that so…?”
“If it isn’t an adventurer taking care of the Pangaean lifeforms, there will be some problems. I think it would be a waste of an adventurer to be doing something like petting animals.”
“Hm… I guess that makes sense.”
“If you understand, don’t think of such stupid things and make sure you work on advertising the Hair Bro.”
“Then how about a theme park? Where we have a theme park with life from Pangaea…”
“Are you crazy?”
“...!”
“Didn’t I tell you? It doesn’t make sense that normal people would be able to take care of Pangaean…”
“Huh? But there’s one that’s already opening?”
Old Man Kwon spoke with a confused expression on his face.
“Pangaea World. Haven’t you heard of it?”
At this, Kang Chul-In’s face started to stiffen. Out of all the bullshit he had ever heard, this was the most innovative bullshit.
Soon after, Kang Chul-In looked up ‘Pangaea World’ on his phone.
[Report] Pangaea World Opening D-3
[Column] 5 Reasons Why Pangaea World is Amazing
[News/Lifestyle] This Coming Weekend, Pangaea World is Coming!
The media was extremely noisy about this.
-Mortel: I’m buying Pangaea World tickets~! Please sell them to me~!
-Gotgu: Honestly, going is a waste of money… (I wanna go too)...
-NorthWord: (Pic) I already got a ticket~! Nice!
-Kjy0904: The poor are crying…
-Bugcatcher: lol… it seems kinda like Jurassic Park… They even said there’s a 40m snake… Lmao…
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and even the World Community. The netizens were hot on the opening of this new ‘Pangaea World’.
“So…”
After looking through the news on his phone, Kang Chul-In opened his mouth.
He didn’t think that there would be a madman that would think of opening this kind of theme park in a small place like South Korea.
“This damned theme park is going to open? In three days?”
“Y-Yeah?”
“Old man, did you invest in this?”
“No?’
Old Man Kwon shook his head.
“Even though they offered me… I didn’t do anything before I could contact you. After all, I don’t know anything about this stuff.”
“Very good.”
“Hmm?”
“Old man, you just nearly threw away your money.”
“Huh?”
“Just looking at the list of monsters… There’s a 100% chance that they’re going to lose money.”
Kang Chul-In showed Old Man Kwon the pictures of the monsters that were on the list of Pangaea World.
“Hm… What about them?”
“Do you really think that these monsters will be satisfied with the food given to them?”
“Aha!”
As if he realized something, Old Man Kwon clicked his fingers.
“Because they eat other things?”
“Exactly. Even though there are some monsters that are fine with the food that people feed them… There are also some monsters with weird appetites. Like this one.”
Kang Chul-In pointed at a giant snake that looked like an anaconda from the movie Anaconda [1].
“Gorgatris, level 50 monster.”
“Gorgatris?”
“It’s a monster that has the ‘Eye of Overdose’.”
“‘Eye of Overdose’? Do you get poisoned by just looking at it?”
“Only if you look at it head-on in it’s eyes.”
“Ah, that’s why they put a blindfold on it.”
“Even though that’s quite smart of them… Do you know what its main source of food is?”
“What?”
“Human meat.”
“...!”
“And not just this one. There aren’t just one or two existences here that are difficult to take care of and they’re going to run a theme park with these monsters? I guarantee that after a year, they’ll be screwed.”
“I-Is that so…? Good thing I didn’t do anything stupid.”
Old Man Kwon spoke, relieved. It was obvious that he would have lost all his money had he invested.
“Even though I don’t know which idiot is doing this… They’ll lose some money.”
“Ah, president Moon?”
“President Moon?”
“Do you not know of the ‘RiverMoon’ group?”
“Ah.”
The RiverMoon group was a company that had grown massively in around 2010, and was now one of the companies that represented Korean architecture companies.
“I heard that President Moon was the one that led the whole thing.”
“No.”
Kang Chul-In shook his head.
“I mean the person behind him.”
“Huh?”
“Think about it. There has to be someone that supplies these monsters from Pangaea.”
“Aha! You mean an adventurer!”
“You’re wrong.”
“...Dammit.”
As Kang Chul-In disagreed with everything he said, Old Man Kwon seemed quite depressed.
“I mean…”
Ignoring Old Man Kwon, Kang Chul-In continued.
“President Moon? There’s a Lord that’s behind that man.”
[1] (film)