Chapter 41 (1/2)

Author: Filthy

After Gu Ziming left, Tang yuan jumped down and swallowed a steamed dumpling in one gulp.

“Lord Jue, this is pretty good.” It ate another one. One steamed dumpling was more than half his size, but it did not change much after eating two.

Ling Jue leaned against the sofa and looked at it with curved eyes. She teased, “Tang Yuan, this is called eating for free. You won’t gain any weight after eating it, and you won’t p.o.o.p, eh?”

“Who said I don’t p.o.o.p!” Tang Yuan swallowed three and touched its stomach, which had not changed much. It burped. “I can p.o.o.p too, okay?”

A round body jumped on her legs and jumped on her chest. “My p.o.o.p is the best.”

“…”

“Lord Jue, why do you look so suspicious?” It pouted and looked at her proudly. “Why don’t I perform in front of you?”

“I’m not interested in watching a meatball p.o.o.p.” Ling Jue looked at it in disgust.

“Lord Jue, my p.o.o.p is fragrant. According to my memory, tens of thousands of years ago, when we first became the guardians of the Miaojiang, they used our p.o.o.p to smoke mosquitoes. As long as they smelled the p.o.o.p of this Lord Emperor Gu, they would die immediately. It’s amazing!”

Ling Jue thought that if it had hands, it might have put them on its waist. It looked like it was going to destroy it.

Its dark blue eyes looked at her firmly, as if something was brewing.

“Tang Yuan, if you p.o.o.p on my chest, I can put you in boiling water to take a bath.” Ling Jue looked at a certain ball on her chest with a gloomy face.

“If don’t p.o.o.p, then don’t p.o.o.p. I’ll go back to your ears.”

“How dare you!”

“Hahahaha!” Tang Yuan suddenly laughed wildly and rolled on her flat chest. “Lord Jue, you’re so stupid. You were tricked by Tang Yuan. Haha. Tang Yuan has to eat a lot of things to p.o.o.p.”

Ling Jue picked it up and sneered. “Tang Yuan…”