Chapter 1483 - Mom, you no longer have to worry about me not finding a job after graduation (2 in 1) (2/2)
Chu Chu said, “We do, Teacher.” Song Shuhang was surprised. “Are there really such magical means? I was just asking for the sake of it.”
Chu Chu said, “Immortal chefs have such means. They will make some special pill liquids and use them as ingredients.” Song Shuhang said, “We definitely don’t have anything of the sort, but we do have onion sprouts. Should we try adding some?” Lady Onion, who was in the Inner World, suddenly felt cold and s.h.i.+vered. Chu Chu smiled bitterly, and said, “Teacher, I am not an immortal chef. I can’t deal with Lady Onion’s monster qi. If the monster qi isn’t removed, ordinary people will die if they eat the food.”
Song Shuhang immediately remembered what he went through when he had accidentally eaten Lady Onion’s body. Song Shuhang said, “That’s a pity. What dishes can you make? Let’s change the menu in the restaurant. We also have to set the prices for the new dishes.”
“Okay, Teacher,” said Chu Chu. She took out a piece of paper and a pen from the cash register, and quickly wrote the dishes she could cook. At the same time, she asked, “Teacher, is it because you are preparing to live the life of a mortal that you opened a restaurant? Song Shuhang said, “Cough, that’s right. I want to live the life of a mortal for some time.”
… The truth was that since the puppet maiden had exchanged for this restaurant, he planned on running the place while waiting for Senior White or Island Master Tian Tiankong. After all, he didn’t have anything better to do. However, how embarra.s.sing would it be to say that to his disciple?
Chu Chu was a good girl, and she was very capable.
When she wrote the new menu, she did so in multiple languages and reprinted it. She was able to quickly take care of everything. Song Shuhang’s task was to keep his hands crossed along with the puppet maiden and continue to sit at the cas.h.i.+er in a daze.
The bored Song Shuhang then drew a newspaper from the cash register. This newspaper was called Huanjie Weekly-it was a Chinese newspaper. Song Shuhang flipped through it randomly, and saw the latest news.
(Shocking: on a mysterious island isolated from the world, Chinese culture had actually spread.
According to reports, on October 3rd, 2019, Mr. Thor and his fleet accidentally landed on a mysterious island shrouded in mist all year round. This small island was a place that had never been discovered before. There had never been any records of this small island. The residents of the island still led a primitive life.
They used stone spears, bone arrows, and wore animal skins. Their lives were so primitive that it made people wonder whether they had traveled through time itself. However, everyone in that group of primitive humans could speak a few words of Chinese. Moreover, many of the islanders even recited the (Three-Character Cla.s.sic) and some fragments of the (a.n.a.lects of Confucius). At present, China had sent a fleet to this isolated island.]
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Song Shuhang. He silently took out his mobile phone, and sent a photo of the newspaper to the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Tyrannical Saber Song One: “@Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, Senior Seven Lives Talisman, I have some news for you.’ Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “Hehe, I had buried some electrical wires at the small island.
Still, how stupid to say that they had traveled through time itself.” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Little friend Shuhang, that newspaper is already a few days old. I have the latest information… It is said that the residents of that island would recite the (Three-Character Cla.s.sic) and the (a.n.a.lects of Confucius). They also know a set of extremely powerful Chinese martial arts named (Times are Calling). The residents of that island would neatly arrange themselves in groups and practice it every day.”
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Song Shuhang. This was definitely Joseph ‘Guy’ Maupa.s.sant’s fault.
At that time, Joseph had summoned the residents of the island to unite and practice a technique to defeat Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman. He had secretly taught them the (Times are Calling).
In the end, the natives on the island were all great-disciples of Song Shuhang since Joseph was his ‘nominal disciple’. Fairy Lychee asked, “Speaking of which, Shuhang, has Senior White come back already?”
Tyrannical Saber Song One: “He’s not back yet. I’ve tried calling him a few times, but there was no signal. Senior White is probably still in the chaotic sea. Maybe he found something interesting there.”
Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song~ I’m still very busy here, so I can’t leave the island for the time being. How about I send someone to arrange for you to stay and rest in a hotel on Western Orchid Island?”
Song Shuhang: “Senior Tian Tianwei, it’s fine. I’ve already gotten a place to stay. I became the owner of a restaurant in Western Orchid Island by accident… Now, I’m getting ready to open for business.”
After saying that, Song Shuhang raised his phone again, took a photo of his small restaurant, and sent it to the group. Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman saw the puppet maiden next to Song Shuhang. “Little friend Shuhang, the puppet maiden is finished repairing her body?” He was able to overcome the heavenly tribulation and condense eight dragon patterns all thanks to the puppet maiden. Although he’d had to crouch down and hold his head in order to transcend the tribulation, which was slightly embarra.s.sing, he was eventually able to come out of it alive.
Song Shuhang said, “She’s pretty much done. There are only some minor issues left, but they won’t affect her actions.” I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Seeing the puppet maiden, I suddenly remembered a piece of news. I don’t know if fellow daoists have heard of it, but I recently heard of a country that’s researching ‘human body mechanization’ technology in order to make a robot warrior.”
Things in the Nine Provinces Number One Group had always been this way: the topic would change very quickly. Fairy Lychee said, “Human body mechanization? I remember that the path to immortality of that genius from the Jet-Black Sect was similar to this. They had puppetized their entire body and stepped onto their own path. One is cultivation-style puppetization, while the other is technology-style mechanization.” True Monarch White Crane: “I know right.
When I saw the puppet maiden, I suddenly thought about this topic. Now then, I wonder how strong this robot warrior is going to be.” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said, “To be honest, I find mechanizing one’s body totally unacceptable. Without a body of flesh, you lose the chance to do a lot of fun things.” No matter how beautiful, a mechanical girl would not be able to get pregnant. Without being able to give birth to a football team, what fun would there be in life?
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said, “If they’re successful, the combat prowess of such robot warriors might be exceptional. As long as they can reach the level of those robot warriors in movies, their combat abilities should be as high as Second or Third Stage pract.i.tioners.” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said, “By the way, the Valkyrie of True Martial Island seem to use some of the Jet-Black Sect’s puppet technology along with modern technological supplements.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Hehehe, I am more curious about the robot warriors themselves rather than their combat power. Do they eat food or drink gasoline? Moreover, do they charge up or eat batteries?” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: ‘Thrice Reckless’s way of thinking is out of the ordinary as always.” Spirit b.u.t.terfly Island’s Soft Feather appeared, and said, “Will they have the ability to transform? When talking about mechanically modified people, one would also immediately think of Transformers.”
Soft Feather had returned to Spirit b.u.t.terfly Island.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “The ability to transform? Suddenly, my brain has transmitted me some bad pictures.”
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “What kind of pictures?”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Hopefully, no R-18 pictures. Be careful and don’t make trouble for Senior Yellow Mountain .”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “Well, if there are female fighters among those robot warriors, just imagine a beautiful female fighter suddenly transforming mid-battle, her body changing into a tank or something…
Just visualizing it in my mind makes me feel despair.” Su Clan’s Seven said, “Then just imagine those female fighters as male fighters instead. After doing that, the style would return to normal.” Senior Yellow Mountain suddenly asked, “By the way, Shuhang, can you control your Sage Seal now?
Does it still affect ordinary people?” Song Shuhang replied, “It might be because of the Resurrection Gold Coin and the Time City, but as long as I don’t bring out the Sage Seal, the (n.o.body under the heavens doesn’t know of me) effect won’t activate, and even ordinary people are unaffected.” If the time he had spent in the Time City was counted, it had taken him over 10 years to resurrect.
Senior Yellow Mountain replied, “That’s great.”
The small restaurant’s business was rather bleak.
However, it might be because dining time had yet to arrive. That could be why there were no visitors.
Song Shuhang, the puppet maiden, and Chu Chu sat side by side, either in a daze or meditating. Song Shuhang said, “I should have stayed in the chaotic sea for a while longer. Maybe I could have gotten something by exploring the place.”
After all, that place was probably an Immortal-level forbidden area.
“Should I make use of the time I now have to talk to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and see if I can learn how to deal with the monster qi in those green onion sprouts?” Song Shuhang unlocked his phone. In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the topic had already changed. Song Shuhang searched through his friend list for quite some time before finding Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s name.
Just as he was about to send her a message, his restaurant finally got a customer.
A small blonde girl with messy clothes, who looked as if she had just tripped, entered the small restaurant. The little girl asked in English, “h.e.l.lo, is this place open?” Her voice was pleasant and clear, just as if the noise had been cancelled through some electronic equipment. Her appearance was delicate, just like that of a doll.
Song Shuhang raised his head, and replied, “We are. We’re open 24 hours a day. What would you like to eat?”
Chu Chu got up and handed over the new menu to the little girl. The little girl randomly chose a place to sit down. After taking the menu, she lowered her head and looked at it carefully. Song Shuhang’s eyes narrowed slightly.
He lowered his head and returned to the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Tyrannical Saber Song One: “@Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, Senior Thrice Reckless, remember those questions of yours? I might be able to give you an answer soon.” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “???”
Song Shuhang replied, “I might have just gotten a ‘mechanically modified person’ as a customer in my small restaurant. However, I’m not too sure yet. The life aura of this customer is very strange.” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Could there be such a coincidence?” Song Shuhang said, “Perhaps it’s not a coincidence.”
He looked at the puppet maiden beside him.
At this time, the puppet maiden still had her arms crossed.
Could she be the reason that girl came here? At this time, the life aura of the puppet maiden had completely receded. Even the orange light in her pupils had faded away. She had become exactly like a large doll. The little blond girl raised her head, and then pointed at several places on the menu. “This, this, and this. There are ten dishes in total, and I want them all. Also, can you serve the dishes soon? I’m a little hungry.”
“No problem.” Chu Chu took the menu and went to the kitchen.
Chu Chu didn’t seem to notice the strangeness of this little blonde girl.
Song Shuhang lowered his head and quickly typed in the Nine Provinces Number One Group. “The other party ordered a lot of dishes. It seems they eat like normal people.” Fairy Lychee said, “Perhaps this customer of yours wasn’t completely modified, and only part of their body was mechanized.”