Chapter 1479 - Something is wrong, life is full of weirdness (1/2)
“Oh, little Shuhang, you’re up.” Senior White looked at Song Shuhang and waved to him. “Did you sleep well?”
“Why did I suddenly fall asleep?” Song Shuhang squeezed his chin and began to recall.
Right before I lost consciousness… I was showing Senior Yellow Mountain my ninth dragon pattern, right?
The little Senior White replied, “You just consumed too much mental energy, and then naturally fell asleep. Don’t worry about it too much.”
Song Shuhang was puzzled. “That can’t be right. Wasn’t I in a good state at that time?”
In addition, I keep on getting the feeling that whenever Senior White replies to me, he’s looking somewhere else. The little Senior White replied, “Let’s talk about this later. In short, you just fell asleep.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
He raised his head and looked up at the sky. The sky was still slightly gloomy as water drizzled down and dawn approached.
It seems like I accidentally satisfied enough criteria for seeking death, resulting in punishment.
Regardless… There seems to be something wrong with Senior White today.
The little Senior White seriously said, “We’ll be entering a chaotic stretch of sea where even pract.i.tioners can be in danger. We didn’t bring any life-saving equipment, nor food, nor water… Little Shuhang and I will be moving onward with only this single boat.”
“???” Song Shuhang.
It felt as if Senior White was saying something to a camera, and what did he call him… Little Shuhang?
He thought that he had heard it wrong before.
Could I have met a fake Senior White?
Or…
Song Shuhang followed Senior White’s gaze and looked behind him.
Then, he saw a mobile phone floating in the air, recording them. Song Shuhang asked, “Is this a livestream?” Senior White replied, “Mm-hm, the software that little Yellow Mountain’s team had developed not too long ago was made available to those of our cultivation circle. I heard that Fellow Daoist Spirit b.u.t.terfly commissioned little Yellow Mountain to work on it before closing up.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
After ‘little Shuhang’, ‘little Yellow Mountain’ also came out.
Senior Spirit b.u.t.terfly must have requested the software for Soft Feather, right?
Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, why did you suddenly think of doing a livestream?”
Senior White replied, “Because I was bored.”
Truly a powerful reason.
Song Shuhang asked, “Then what is the theme of our livestream?”
Senior White said, “As you can see, it’s a livestream of our adventures in the chaotic sea. I’ve only just begun the broadcast, and the only viewers at the moment are little Yellow Mountain and his subordinates. You’ve woken up at the right time. I’ll be handing over the task of recording the livestream to you.”
Song Shuhang took the phone with a dazed expression.
Senior White said, “In the chaotic sea, the most problematic thing is to lose one’s way. However, little Shuhang and I need not worry over such a thing. Although we’re on a lone boat, we have a top-tier navigation device.”
(‘Little Six-Winged White Crane’ entered the livestream room.)
[‘I am Bie Xue’ entered the livestream room.]
[‘I am Doudou, I like Chu Chu the most’ entered the livestream room.]
[‘Too late to take the name Creation’ entered the livestream room.]
[‘Northern River Almond’ entered the livestream room.]
The fellow daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group arrived one by one. Most of them hadn’t downloaded this software yet. However, after hearing that Senior White had started a live broadcast, they hurried to download this software that Senior Yellow Mountain had developed.
Song Shuhang curiously thought, Are Senior White and Senior Yellow Mountain working together in promoting this software?
Perhaps this live broadcast has been planned a long time ago, and Senior White is merely following the script. Is that why he seems to be so strange today?
While Song Shuhang was thinking, the little Senior White stretched out his hand to take something out from the cabin of the boat. It was the statue of a person sitting cross-legged.
A long rope was tied to the statue.
“F*ck! It’s Senior White.” Song Shuhang was shocked.
This statue was actually Senior White in secluded cultivation mode.
Then did that mean that the one he had been talking to… was a clone?
Senior White’s clone skill was very unusual. Every time he summoned a clone, it seemed to take on a completely different personality.
But at the same time, these clones all possessed the same knowledge, abilities, and means as the main body.
Afterward, Senior White’s clone grabbed the main body, and threw it towards the sky forcefully.
“…” Song Shuhang.
The last, last, last time, another clone of Senior White’s had also used the main body as a powerful throwing weapon.
Anyway, after the statue was thrown toward the sky, Senior White’s clone grabbed the rope attached to it, starting to rotate it vigorously.
Too late to take the name Creation: “F*ck! The stone statue is Senior White’s main body!”
[‘Too late to take the name Creation’ gifted 1000 heavenly tribulation machine guns.]
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “No wonder Fellow Daoist White looked strange today. It turns out that it was his clone.”
(Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire gifted 666 heavenly tribulation tanks.)