Chapter 1383 - This is such bad luck! (1/2)

“The Scholarly Sage’s eye and the Impregnating Gaze… I had only seen them in records that were related to the scholarly faction. I could never have expected the effects to be so powerful.” Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue had a look of desperation on his face.

Experiencing what pregnancy was like as a big man was simply inhuman.

What kind of thoughts did the Scholarly Sage have back then to develop such a scary technique?

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue took out his phone, and opened the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ group chat to see if he could find a fellow daoist in the group to seek comfort from.

Then, he discovered that the group had also been wailing in despair. Every member of the group, except those who had closed up or those who were inside special secret realms, had become pregnant.

“Seniors, even our temple’s Little Guoguo had become pregnant. It was simply cruel —Three Realms,” Senior Brother Three Realms said using Great Master Profound Principle’s account.

“When I got pregnant, the steering wheel became unstable, and I ended up running people over. Luckily enough I was driving inside my own sect, so the people I ran over were my own people. I am now dealing with the car accident. Fortunately, n.o.body died.” Fairy Dongfang Six sent a ‘?’ emoji.

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “It hurts, but being able to experience pregnancy is great. ? It was especially awesome to see my senior and junior brothers all get pregnant together. I really want to invite Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar to my Daluo Sect and have him deliver a speech.”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s end said, “d.a.m.n it, Senior White is still meditating. I really want to see how Senior White looks when he’s pregnant!”

Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: “The scholarly faction has taken this opportunity to organize a lecture on the ‘Filial Piety’ chapter in the hope of gaining something out of it. After all, the Impregnating Gaze was originally meant to be used in conjunction with this chapter. However, the feeling of becoming pregnant is truly inhuman ?.”

Fairy Lychee: “I want to know about what happened with Medicine Master and Purple Mist. Could Medicine Master and Purple Mist have been in the middle of dual cultivating? Hehehe.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Mama Lychee, don’t laugh at others. Did you take a selfie when you were pregnant? With your character, you should have definitely taken a beautiful picture, right? Send one to the group and show us.”

Fairy Lychee: “Is Fellow Daoist Seven still at Thrice Reckless’ place? Please, go ahead and exterminate Thrice Reckless~”

“I just finished. I’m taking a break,” Su Clan’s Seven said coolly. “Right, I seem to have recalled who that junior of mine that I forgot about was. I vaguely remember that they should be called Su Clan’s some number?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber proudly said, “Seven is weak sc.u.m. After he became pregnant, the pain was so difficult for him to bear that he took such a long time to recover. I’m different. Even if I had become pregnant, I could still manage to be alive and kicking. If I weren’t in the wrong, I would have taken advantage of that time to teach Seven a lesson.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Can you not mention pregnancy? Every time someone mentions it, my stomach starts hurting.”

Dongfang Snow: “Senior Yellow Mountain, what did you look like when you were pregnant? Were you handsome? I’ve been studying how to write songs recently, and I’m getting ready to write a ‘Yellow Mountain Pregnancy Song’ for you.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

Can someone please bring back the quiet and cultured Fairy Dongfang Snow?!

After Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue read the chat records in the group, he felt a lot more comfortable.

Suffering alone was never as good as suffering with others. After discovering that everyone had become pregnant, suffered, and felt despair, his heart suddenly felt at peace.

Human psychology was truly full of wonders at times.

At this moment, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue softly said, “Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue responded, “Mm-hm, I’m here.”

“Let’s not have children in the future, alright? Pregnancy is too painful. Well, perhaps after a few hundred years, this trauma will become smaller and we could have a child,” Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said with tears in her eyes.

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue immediately softly said, “Sure. We, cultivators, have long lifespans, and our goal is to reach the realm of immortality. We don’t really need children. If you really want children in the future, we could choose to accept some cute disciples.”

Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue smiled happily.

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue turned his head and looked up at the sky.

How about holding a discussion in the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ with the topic: 10,000 Ways to Kill Demon Sage Tyrannical Song?

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In the stone plaza.

In an instant, everyone gathered together and retreated ten meters away from Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Soft Feather were isolated in one side of the plaza.

Song Shuhang explained, “An accident took place while I was holding the speech. My eyes don’t actually have that function, believe me. If you don’t believe me, you can look at my eyes and see that you really won’t become pregnant.”

On the opposite side, everyone shook their head frantically as they lowered their eyes. There wasn’t a single one of them that dared to directly look at Song Shuhang.

“…” Song Shuhang.

The Demon Sage Show and Demon Sage Speech were destined to become a dark past that he would never be able to erase.

Was it better to go back and stay inside the Wielder’s small black room for a few more years, waiting for people to forget about him before coming back?

Time pa.s.sed little by little.

At the gate to the plaza, new people would enter every now and then.

These people also came from all kinds of paths, and from all kinds of cultivation systems.

After the newcomers came in, they saw two camps in the square at a glance. On one side, there were a lot of fellow daoists gathered together, while on the other side, there was a party of youths consisting of one man and two women.

Strange, was this ‘one man, two women’ party very powerful?