Chapter 1284 - If you got buddhist disciples to be your groomsmen, it would be the start of a tragedy (1/2)

Rest is something for the dead?

Song Shuhang couldn’t help but glance at Senior Brother Liu Jianyi, who was in the first row… Is Senior Brother already considered a dead man?

“C’mon Teacher. What saber technique are we going to learn next? There’s also the fourth layer of the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯, can I start learning that? Moreover, Teacher, I’ve got a hunch that I’ve already reached the master level for the ❮Steel Hands Technique❯, do you want me to show it to you?” Little Cai restlessly bounced up and down on the ground as she spoke.

Soft Feather said, “Senior Song, it looks like your disciple broke.”

Song Shuhang nodded, then reached out, and gestured to Little Cai.

Little Cai flew to his palm. “Is Teacher going to teach me a special technique? Let’s go, let’s learn something.”

Song Shuhang said, “It would be better if you consolidate your realm first. Only once you’ve consolidated your realm can you go further on the path of cultivation.”

Little Cai replied, “But Teacher, I’m full of energy right now! I don’t think I can stay idle.”

“Consolidating one’s realm is also part of the process to strengthen one’s will. Now, go and meditate in your teacher’s world.” Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and sent Little Cai beside that field in his Inner World.

Lady Onion was there as well. She had taken root on the enlightenment stone, and Song Shuhang had sent Little Cai over to her in hopes that the special effects of the enlightenment stone would be able to make Little Cai calm down.

Dharma King Creation pinched his chin. “Having such a diligent disciple is pretty cute. That aside, should I still sing another song?”

Song Shuhang said, “Senior, since Little Cai is already awake, you can sing another time.”

“You have a point,” Dharma King Creation said, but he still looked somewhat disappointed.

“Senior, what should we do with these fellow daoists?” Song Shuhang asked as he pointed at the many fellow daoists below the stage.

Dharma King Creation said, “Just leave them. They will all wake up sooner or later.” After that, he moved his gaze to the remaining 40% of the fellow daoists, who were still stuck in their inner demon tribulation, and sighed.

He had already done his best. These remaining fellow daoists that were still stuck in their inner demon tribulation would have to look for a different opportunity to get through their tribulation; otherwise, they might simply fall deeper into their inner demon tribulation… and perhaps even die.

The inner demon tribulation was still part of the heavenly tribulation; it carried the same threat to one’s life as the heavenly tribulation did.

A string of beads appeared in Dharma King Creation’s hands. He placed his palms on his chest and began to silently recite prayers for the fellow daoists who were still trapped in their inner demon tribulations.

Song Shuhang and Soft Feather silently stood behind him, not daring to disturb him.

After about the time it would take for half a stick of incense to burn, Song Shuhang suddenly rubbed his eyes as he sensed a scholarly aura exuding from Dharma King Creation’s body.

He was obviously a buddhist monk, and a beefy monk from the ❮Warring Buddha Sect❯ at that, but at this moment, Dharma King Creation’s body was emanating a scholarly aura.

The corners of Song Shuhang’s eyes became slightly wet… Director, isn’t there something very wrong with this script?

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At this time, the bored Soft Feather casually asked Song Shuhang, “Senior Song, why did you end up bringing Doudou to the concert?”

Song Shuhang replied, “I met with Doudou earlier today; he happened to come to my house as a guest. Then, he asked me to help him get a group of groomsmen for his wedding. However, at that time, I already had to hurry to Senior Creation’s concert, and so Doudou ended up accompanying me.”

“So that’s what happened.” Soft Feather nodded, but she suddenly remembered another thing. “Wait, there is something wrong. Senior Song, isn’t Doudou the bride? Why is he getting himself a group of groomsmen? Isn’t is supposed to be a group of bridesmaids instead?”

Song Shuhang explained, “In the end, Doudou is also a male dog, and having a team of bridesmaids would be very strange for him. As such, I suggested for him to get himself a team of groomsmen instead.”

As Dharma King Creation and Soft Feather’s live broadcasts had already ended, he could freely talk about cultivation-related matters.

“I see.” Soft Feather nodded again, asking, “Then, Senior Song, who did you recruit for your groomsmen team?”

Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders. “I haven’t found anyone yet, but I have gotten Little Guoguo to be our page boy.”

Soft Feather happily said, “Senior Song, would I be fine?”

“Huh?”

Soft Feather said, “I can be a man dressed as a woman, no, that isn’t right… I meant a woman dressed as a man. I can dress up as a handsome male cultivator and act as Doudou’s best man.”

There were other thoughts in her mind that she had not said aloud. If Doudou’s best man team does not get True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s approval, then I can become a bridesmaid, wouldn’t that be just fine?

Song Shuhang asked, “Are you really fine with this?”

“Of course, I guarantee that there will be no problem with this. In addition, Senior Song, look at me carefully. I look quite similar to my father; as long as I dress up the part, I would immediately look like a handsome male cultivator.” Soft Feather put her long hair up, and then moved closer to Song Shuhang.

A sweet scent wafted from Soft Feather as her small face neared.

Besides, those who say that Soft Feather looks like Venerable Spirit b.u.t.terfly are definitely blind!

Song Shuhang said, “Alright, if we don’t get enough groomsmen, you can join in.”

After saying that, he remembered another thing. He took out a brooch from the magical bracelet—the shapes.h.i.+fting brooch.

Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “I’m giving this back to you. After I borrowed it from you last time, I kept on forgetting to give it back to you.”

Soft Feather took the brooch and stuck out her tongue. “I almost forgot about this brooch as well. With this, my disguise would be even more perfect.”

After he finished reciting the scriptures, Dharma King Creation turned his head around, and asked with a smile, “What are you two talking about?”