Chapter 1273 - Su Clan’s Kno (1/2)

Frice Reckless Mad Saber was shocked. “WTF, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, since when were you in contact with the justice department? Anyway, I’m unconvinced! What kind of crime is a.s.s robbery?!”

Cave Lord Snow Wolf said, “Robbery is a crime, and as long as it is committed, it const.i.tutes a crime, even if what you robbed was only an a.s.s… However, since you’re unconvinced, then you can have me add more crimes to the list. I’ll add them for you free of charge.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

Cave Lord Snow Wolf sent a smiley face expression—in fact, he was only interested in forging all kinds of doc.u.ments, and he had never been in touch with the justice department. However, after seeing Thrice Reckless become depressed, he began to consider whether he should get himself another profession.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “?‍♂️ You’ve gone off-topic. Let’s get back to the main issue. Doudou is getting married tomorrow, what gift should I give him?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “A Chu Chu.”

Fairy Lychee: “But you can’t just grab a Chu Chu and send her to Doudou. Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer’s suggestion is rejected.”

Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “Huh? Why wouldn’t it be possible to catch a Chu Chu and send her to Doudou? I just received information that there’s a monster fish named ‘Chu Chu’ in one of my sect’s rival sects. I can go and pay them a visit, and take ‘Chu Chu’ from them while I trample on their sect. I haven’t had the time to do so in the past year, so I’ve actually been itching to act.”

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “Yes, yes, yes!”

Fairy Lychee: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “…”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: “Huh? Little Doudou can go online today?”

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “I asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain to give me a day off today. We agreed that I can go out, but I have to be home by six in the evening. @Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team, I want that monster fish called Chu Chu. Senior Tyrant Flood Dragon, if you send me Chu Chu, I will be very happy. ”

Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “? Then that’s that. I’m going to make a mess over at that sect now, this time I definitely have to get them to call me father, hahahaha!”

After that, the True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon went offline.

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon was really only going to send that Chu Chu over?

Fairy Lychee: “Doudou, what gift do you want? Big Sister will give it to you tomorrow.”

Doudou said, “Big Sister Lychee is the best. Actually, I want a cool immortal boat. I’ve wanted to drive one for a long time now, but True Monarch Yellow Mountain keeps on refusing my requests.”

“No problem, I’ll order one suitable for you to drive,” Fairy Lychee said with a smile.

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Doudou, is there anything else you want? It would be better if you just made a list and let everyone pick from it.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Good idea.”

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “I want a modified hand-guided tractor, a jet plane, and a magical treasure that can completely hide one’s aura. Also, I want an extremely fast flying sword, the faster, the better. Other than that, I also want a subst.i.tute puppet, a realistic one. In addition to everything listed above, I also want a lot of Chu Chus.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator who had the fastest hand speed was the first to send a message. “I’ll be reserving the modified hand-guided tractor.”

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: “This penniless daoist will handle the jet plane, it just so happens that I have a jet plane I can give away.”

Dharma King Creation: “I’ll handle the magical treasure that completely conceals one’s aura. I have several such magical treasures on hand. By the way, Fellow Daoists… My concert will start at four in the afternoon. At that time, it will also be broadcast live on the internet, I hope that everyone can watch it.”

The group suddenly turned quiet; no one dared to reply or even send a message, not even Thrice Reckless.

Tyrannical Song: “…”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Oh, little friend Shuhang is back, haven’t seen you for quite a while.”

Tyrannical Song: “? I was at the Beast Realm for the past few days, my phone had no signal, and I only returned today. By the way, is Senior Seven Lives Talisman online?”

Pavilion Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “I’m here, I’ll be providing that super-fast flying sword that Doudou wants. @Tyrannical Song, little friend Shuhang, I just exited closed-door cultivation yesterday, where are you right now? Let’s meet up so that I can finally give you the materials you need to repair that puppet of yours.”

Tyrannical Song: “I’m on my way to Dharma King Creation’s concert. What about you, Senior?”

Pavilion Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “Are you tired of living?”

Dharma King Creation: “…”

Pavilion Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “@Tyrannical Song, I guess I’ll just see you at Doudou’s wedding tomorrow.”

He was afraid that Song Shuhang might invite him to meet up at Dharma King Creation’s concert…

Tyrannical Song: “Alright, see you tomorrow.”

Fairy Purple Jade [Soft Feather]: “Senior Song, are you not here yet? Senior Brother Liu Jianyi and I have already arrived at the Senior Creation’s concert.”

Tyrannical Song: “I’m still on the way, Doudou is coming with me. Looking at the time, I’ll definitely be able to make it in time for the concert.”

Fairy Purple Jade [Soft Feather]: “Alright, Senior Song. My senior brother and I are in the first row, should I save a few seats for you?”

Riverly Purple Mist: “I got myself and Medicine Master some seats in the fourth row. By the way, do you want some earplugs? I’ve got some that are particularly effective, it’s as if your ears were completely sealed when you put them on.”

Tyrannical Song: “@Riverly Purple Mist, Senior Sister Purple Mist, please leave a pair for me.”

Riverly Purple Mist: “We should chat in private, it’s really embarra.s.sing to be talking about this in a group where Senior Creation can see our messages.”

Riverly Purple Mist: “Shuhang, you really aren’t giving Senior Creation any face.”

Tyrannical Song: “…”

Dharma King Creation: “Strange, little friend Shuhang, aren’t you my fan? When I called you last time, weren’t you secretly singing my song?”

Song Shuhang recalled that incident, and his legs suddenly went soft.

Dharma King Creation: “Oh, I got it. You’re preparing them for Doudou. Rest a.s.sured, I will arrange it so that Doudou will sit at the backmost point, while I’ll make it so that you can have a seat in the first row.”

Song Shuhang froze.