Chapter 1251 - The correct use of the decoding scroll (1/2)
Chapter 1251 The correct use of the decoding scroll
F*ck!
In fact, when he saw the ‘Please skip to Step 9’, Song Shuhang already had a bad hunch in his heart, and readied himself for the prank that Slow-Witted Song was likely to have prepared.
However, when he really did see step 9, he still couldn’t stop himself from having a few of his nerves burst, while a burning desire to throw the scroll away welled up inside him.
His psychological preparation and his iron-like will all turned into ashes that then got blown away by the wind when he saw that sentence.
At this time, there was only one thing that filled his mind—to catch Slow-Witted Song and tear him apart.
If he ever had the chance of becoming an Immortal one day, he was definitely going to pull Slow-Witted Song out from wherever he was hiding, and then put him together with Senior Thrice Reckless so that he could let him experience another person’s recklessness.
No, I can’t do that.
If I put Slow-Witted Song and Senior Thrice Reckless together, they might just end up destroying the world.
So… I should probably just leave him at a concert of Senior Creation, and have him listen to Dharma King Creation’s singing every day.
It would be even better if he could get Dharma King Creation to create a background music track for Slow-Witted Song, and then set that track to play as Slow-Witted Song’s alarm so that he would be woken up by Dharma King Creation’s singing every morning.
“Take a deep breath, calm down,” Song Shuhang whispered to himself as he opened the scroll once again.
The sea turtle on the side looked at Song Shuhang with sympathetic eyes.
Song Shuhang then continued to read the scroll.
[Step 4: Empty.]
[Step 5: Still empty.]
[Step 6: Empty again. Leaving enough free s.p.a.ce to prevent any accidents.]
[Step 7: If you had come back from reading Step 9, and have completed Steps 1, 2, and 3… Then, congratulations, you have achieved the realm of ‘A chest as if a valley filled with ink, a belly filled with flowery poems’. You should go to the scholarly faction, and the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯ is not for you.]Read more chapters at Listnovel.com
Song Shuhang: “…”
[Step 8: Since you’ve already gotten to this step, is it that you really want to beat me up? Come and beat me up, let’s fight each other! I’d really like to see you come and beat me up, just keep in mind not to hit my face.]
Song Shuhang quickly skimmed through the text.
However, even if it was a mere glance, with the powerful eyesight and memory of a cultivator, the content above was still firmly imprinted in Song Shuhang’s mind.
The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched unceasingly—for Slow-Witted Song to have been able to survive ever since the ancient era up until now without being beaten to death, his luck was definitely not that much weaker than Senior White’s.
Otherwise, he definitely would have been long beaten to death due to his recklessness.
At least Senior Thrice Reckless had a bottom line… He would be reckless no more than thrice… although he did exceed that number a few times.
However, Slow-Witted Song had no bottom line at all.
At this time, the Great Northern Emperor suddenly said, “Start at step 44. Slow-Witted Song claimed that the number of times that one seeks death in a day should be limited to 44. The 45th step should be genuine content.”
Song Shuhang said, “Great Emperor, you should have told me this earlier.”
The Great Emperor wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully. “I had to translate and write down the contents of the scroll word per word. During this process, the impulse to go and beat up Slow-Witted Song arose in me 24 times. I hope that little friend Song Shuhang can understand me.”
The sea turtle said, “It’s better to enjoy things together rather than alone.”
Song Shuhang: “…”
At the prompt of the Great Emperor, Song Shuhang directly skipped to step 45.
At the same time, he said, “Great Emperor, just wait until I master a powerful technique. When I do, let’s go and grab Slow-Witted Song to have a good chat with him.”
“The number of daoists of the ancient Heavenly City who said that to me are in the three-digits.” The Great Northern Emperor smiled slightly, and said, “However, among all of those daoists, the number who finally got what they wished for did not even reach two digits. His t.i.tle as the ‘most skilled at escaping’ was truly fitting for him.”
Song Shuhang raised his head and silently looked at the sky.
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[Step 45: Congratulations, if you still haven’t torn the scroll at this point, Fellow Daoist, your will is truly something to be admired. Only cultivators whose will is as strong as iron are qualified to obtain the treasure and enjoy the fruits of victory. What follows is the main topic—if you have obtained the secret book pa.s.sed down from generation to generation in the ‘All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family’ organization, and have found the secret text of the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯, then you’re already one-third of the way to success.
Now, with you having acquired this decoding scroll and lasting all the way to the 45th step, you’re already two-thirds the way there.
In the end, you still lack one thing, and that one thing is the ‘auxiliary book’ that’s required for the decoding. The method of decoding the secret text is recorded on this decoding scroll. During the interpretation process, you need to translate the ‘secret text’ sentence by sentence according to the contents in the ‘auxiliary book’.
This auxiliary book is widely circulated in various worlds all over the universe that aren’t dominated by human beings. In those worlds, there is a mysterious human organization. That’s right, it’s called ‘All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family’. You need to go to this mysterious human organization and get their secret book, the one that they pa.s.s down is the ‘auxiliary book’. As for how to comprehend the contents of the ‘auxiliary book’, that depends on your own interpretation.