Chapter 1239 - Heavens, the sun smiled at me when I raised my head (2/2)
[Negative, No. Tyrannical Song. Correcting your mistake, I am not a sun; I am just a cute lion nicknamed ‘You’re Busy’. Due to an accidental serious injury that brought me near death, my master was compa.s.sionate and transformed me, and I eventually became the Pet No. 1 that was also the part-time ultimate weapon ‘T233’. The reason why I look quite big right now is just because I am quite close to the Beast Realm,] the golden sun in the sky replied.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Pet No. 1 then continued to introduce itself. [In addition, the volume of T233 is also very different from that of stars. The size of my body is more or less the same as planet ZB-214.]
Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. What in the world was planet ZB-214, and how big was it? Can’t you use planets that everyone’s more familiar with to compare yourself to?
He hated it when someone made him feel ignorant, and now he was getting that feeling again.
[However, since it’s using a planet as a reference, its size is probably nowhere near something that could be considered small. When things reach a certain level, the destructive power they wield becomes terrifying. If No. 1 were to lash out with all its strength, would it be able to destroy a planet…?] Song Shuhang wondered.
[Unfortunately no, Tyrannical Song. Thus far, apart from releasing light and heat, I have no means of attack,] Pet No. 1 replied. [In fact, all of my current energy is being used to support the actions of this huge body. Every time I move, I have to consume all of the power that I’ve acc.u.mulated over thousands of years. Normally, in order to minimize consumption, I would stay in hibernation and silently acc.u.mulate strength. After this operation, I will have to stay in hibernation for a good while.]
The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. [Aren’t you supposed to be Senior White’s ultimate weapon?]
Pet No. 1 calmly replied, [I don’t really have any means of attack and I can only emit light and heat, so… my main job is being Pet No. 1, and being master’s ultimate weapon is only part-time.]
So Pet No. 1 was a part-time ultimate weapon. What for, though?
In other words, the current occupation of No. 1 pet was being a small artificial sun, or a semi-finished ‘ultimate weapon’.
[Confirming successful contact with No. Tyrannical Song… Entering energy-saving mode… Turning off the light and heat to maintain minimum consumption… 3… 2… 1…] You’re Busy T233 said.
As it was speaking, the golden sun in the sky slowly dimmed, and it finally no longer emitted any light.
After about 10 breaths of time…
“h.e.l.lo, Tyrannical Song, can you hear me?” The voice of You’re Busy T233 resounded in Song Shuhang’s mind. This time, the sound was much more delicate.
Song Shuhang replied, “Yeah, I can hear you.”
You’re Busy T233 asked, “Tyrannical Song, what happened to your personal world? Why can’t my master’s signal reach it?”
Song Shuhang replied, “In fact, my Inner World is currently evolving. Perhaps it is because of that that the world has changed a bit.”
Pet No. 1 asked, “So that’s the case. How long will it take for your personal world to evolve? I would like report to my master about it.”
Song Shuhang replied, “I’m not too sure about that, but it shouldn’t take long.”
“Understood, then I shall reply to my master faithfully,” Pet No. 1 said. “In addition, do you have anything you’d want me to tell my master, Tyrannical Song? Perhaps a joke?”
“Now that you’re saying that, I really do have something I’d want to tell him about. I originally wanted to contact Senior White Two.”
Song Shuhang relayed what recently happened to the ‘Beast Realm’ to Pet No. 1, including the magical treasures that caused people to become corrupted all over the place and his suspicion that the other ‘ruler of the Netherworld’ had entered a wild state and desired to take matters into its own hands.
“I understand, I shall report this matter to my master. It’s normal for that other one to be a bit more wild during this time. You should pay attention to your safety, Tyrannical Song. Nevertheless, after this period of time, things will get better. In addition, Tyrannical Song, do you have a joke?” Pet No. 1 said.
“Can we not talk about ‘jokes’?” Song Shuhang burst into tears.
“No problem, Tyrannical Song. Do you have any funny lines that you would want me to tell my master?”
Song Shuhang’s liver started hurting. “F*ck off”
Pet No. 1 paused, and then it suddenly burst out laughing. “Hahahaha, so funny, so funny. I’ve received the line, No. Tyrannical Song. I shall relay this to my master later. I’m certain that my master will be very satisfied with this, and he will definitely give you some rewards.”
Song Shuhang: ?
“Wait… wait! That wasn’t a line just now.”
Pet No. 1 said, “Buzz~ 30% energy remaining, entering the lowest energy consumption state. Buzz~ Tyrannical Song, I still have 10% of energy that can be consumed, do you require a.s.sistance for anything?”
Was this the legendary ‘instant topic changing technique’?
However, speaking of a.s.sistance, he recalled the situation he was facing with the ‘palace’.
Although it smelled quite strange, he couldn’t bear to simply leave it at the Beast Realm.
Song Shuhang asked, “Can you transfer that palace into my Inner World?”
Pet No. 1 replied, “The spatial transfer will require your cooperation. However, your world is currently evolving, so I don’t know if it can be transferred successfully.”
Song Shuhang asked, “Then could you shrink it down for a while?”
Pet No. 1 replied, “No problem, I can shrink it down to five cubic meters. Is that good enough?”
Song Shuhang said, “That would be great.”
With the help of Pet No. 1, he successfully transferred the palace to the Inner World, and then moved the palace to the innermost edge of the Inner World.
Pet No. 1 again asked, “Is there anything else I can help with?”
Song Shuhang thought about it, and then remembered Daoist Mulan from that sect of thieves.
“Can you perform divinations?” Song Shuhang asked. “If possible, I want to determine a person’s location.”