Chapter 1040 - Cameraman, you don’t have to come to work tomorrow! (1/2)
Chapter 1040: Cameraman, you don’t have to come to work tomorrow!
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
After ascending to the Venerable Realm, Senior White gained the ability to control his strange charm, thereby allowing him to reduce the influence he had on other cultivators as much as he could.
Now, it was only when Venerable White was distracted or in meditation that he would lose control over this strange charm of his.
It was fortunate that this was the case. Otherwise, Venerable White’s appearance in the frame of the live ‘Profound Sage Speech’ would have brought an end to all the pract.i.tioners in the universe. Such an event would have caused everyone to be unable to free themselves from Venerable White’s charm.
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At this moment, however, Venerable White gave all kinds of treasures and magical treasures to Song Shuhang, even taking off the daoist robe protecting his body, causing the pract.i.tioners from all over the universe to be unable to resist gazing at him.
However… due to the angle of vision provided by the ‘Profound Sage Speech’, when Venerable White took off his daoist robe, all the pract.i.tioners in the universe could only see the place above the neck.
The angle of the live broadcast simply left one speechless.
It was clear that the next part was going to be a good one, but the angle of vision suddenly withdrew and zoomed in on Venerable White’s face.
b.a.s.t.a.r.d, who is the cameraman for this Profound Sage Speech? Cameraman, you don’t have to come to work tomorrow!
[Senior White is mine!] The weak True Monarch White Crane flapped its wings and cried feebly. The frame of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ couldn’t be directly recorded; otherwise, True Monarch White Crane would have definitely recorded the scene of Senior White taking off his daoist robe and replayed it 100 times a day.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was currently testing out a new recipe, stopped moving her knife. “…”
She felt her heart suddenly jump a few times. What clothes was Venerable White wearing beneath his daoist robes?
She’d known Venerable White for so many years, and she had always seen the other party wear that spotless white daoist robe. Although the daoist robe could change style and shape, she’d never seen the other party take it off.
At this moment, the angle of vision provided by the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ gradually expanded.
Looking at Venerable White’s figure as it gradually entered the shot of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’, all the pract.i.tioners in the universe gulped, their eyes unconsciously widening and staring, not even daring to blink for fear of missing the most important part.
There were many pract.i.tioners who had been exposed to modern technology, and their right hand unconsciously wanted to tap on the void in the hope of ‘pausing the scene’. The hand speed of pract.i.tioners was generally very fast, and a great portion of them had always been able to reach out their hand and pause movies, TV dramas, and videos at crucial moments.
With everyone expectant, the frame of the Profound Sage Speech s.h.i.+fted, and Venerable White’s entire body was there for everyone to see.
But right at that moment… In front of Venerable White, a bald figure suddenly appeared.
The position of this baldy coincidentally happened to block Venerable White’s body from everyone’s eyes. From their perspectives, pract.i.tioners all over the universe could only see Venerable White’s face and a part of his arms over the baldy’s shoulder.
“F*ck! Who’s the cameraman? Drag him out and cut him down!”
“I’m more interested in knowing who this baldy is. Why did he suddenly appear in the frame? Can he get blown up?”
[Chillikruala~] It was unknown which country’s language this was…
“Isn’t this baldy ‘Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’? Just now, he and that white-robed cultivator were talking together. Furthermore, the white-robed cultivator had given him all his treasures and magical treasures.”
“We don’t want to see this baldy, move the baldy to the side.”
“Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, I beg you. Just move a little bit, please.”
[Kururuli…] This was bird speech, coming from a monster bird…
“The first Sage in a thousand years not only gave us a wonderful speech, but even his positioning is this ‘excellent’… Senior Tyrannical Song, please don’t do thiiiis!”
[Pajijipaji.] It was unknown which kind of bird speech this was. What was certain, however, was that this wasn’t a human language…
All the pract.i.tioners in the universe went mad.
Anyway, summing up everything in a few lines: [Cameraman, go die! Baldy, move out of the way! Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, I beg you, don’t do this! Senior Tyrannical Song, please raise your legs and move aside. And, all different kinds of animal gibberish.]
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In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Little friend Shuhang’s positioning is really annoying. Quickly move out of the way!”
True Monarch Northern River: “Thrice Reckless, don’t seek death. Once Venerable White and little friend Shuhang leave the Heavenly Tribulation Realm and come online, they’ll be able to see your messages.”
True Monarch White Crane: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
Fairy Lychee: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
After an instant, the entire Nine Provinces Number One Group was flooded.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
True Monarch’s finger was right on the ‘mute all’ b.u.t.ton, but he hesitated—should he actually use this function?
In all honesty, he also felt that little friend Song Shuhang’s positioning was rather annoying.
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With great difficulty, the frame of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ moved.