Chapter 994 - Drink a cup of Ganges river water and be reborn as an Indian in the next life (1/2)

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Was it the heavenly tribulation? Had his modernized and fully automated heavenly tribulation finally come?

This was the first thought that came to Song Shuhang’s mind.

Lately, he had constantly been thinking about about that modern heavenly tribulation of his that could befall at any time. Therefore, when he saw the cannon appear, he first thought about the heavenly tribulation.

However, he immediately returned to his senses and concluded that the cannon couldn’t possibly be part of his heavenly tribulation. After all, which heavenly tribulation of the Fourth Stage would drill out of a s.p.a.ce crack? If the heavenly tribulation from the Third to the Fourth Stage was this powerful, cultivators would have ceased to exist long ago.

Besides, his current strength was still far from reaching the point where the heavenly tribulation would commence.

So… who had brought this cannon here?

At this time, the big cannon completely drilled out of the s.p.a.ce crack, gently landing on the ground without issuing the slightest of sound.

Then, Senior White wearing blue sleepwear yawned as he came out of the s.p.a.ce pa.s.sage.

“Oh, good morning, Song Shuhang,” Senior White said.

“It’s already night, Senior White.” Song Shuhang stared at this Senior White in front of him, and silently a.s.signed the number ‘two’ to him.

Venerable White was currently with Ye Si in the courtyard, making beast food. The one that had come from s.p.a.ce, therefore, could only be Senior White Two, or perhaps a clone created by Senior White Two using some magical technique.

“Eh? It’s already been that long? Ahaha…” Senior White Two gave out a dry laugh, then pointed at the big cannon beside him. “Ah yes, I’ve brought you the thing we agreed on. The completely brand-new ‘Supernatural might capable of overturning the world… something something… see G.o.ds, slay G.o.ds mother-child cannon’. This is the mother cannon, I’ll bring the child cannon next time. Anyway, with your current strength, you wouldn’t be able to fire both the mother and child pair. Well… even if it’s just the mother cannon, its power is still great, so it would definitely be able to kill an enemy with a single shot without a problem.”

“This is for me?” Song Shuhang looked at the big guy beside him.

The power of this [G.o.d Slaying Cannon] was something that Song Shuhang had personally witnessed. It was something that was truly deserving of the name ‘G.o.d Slaying Cannon’.

Of course, its power in his hands would definitely not be as shocking as when it was in Senior White Two’s hands. Moreover, the consumption would definitely be very great. But, as long as Song Shuhang was able to use this G.o.d Slaying Cannon, it would immediately become the strongest weapon he currently had.

“Mm, I said I would give it to you, and so I did. In addition, I’ve several similar styles of G.o.d Slaying Cannons.” Senior White Two sat down on Song Shuhang’s bed, and saw a small bag of what seemed to be food. He then casually open it. “What is this? It’s really fragrant, can I eat it?”

Before Song Shuhang could answer, Senior White Two had already taken out a piece and placed it into his mouth. “Mm, it’s pretty good. What is it called, and where can I buy it?”

Song Shuhang looked at the bag of food in Senior White Two’s hand, the corner of his eye twitching.

That bag of beast food, according to Venerable White and Ye Si, was the first one they made, and was a failed product. They had only allowed the Fighting Beast kangaroo to taste it, but after eating it, the Fighting Beast kangaroo began to grow crazily.

“Senior White…” Song Shuhang opened his mouth and was just about to tell Senior White Two that what he had eaten was actually beast food… but when he saw Senior White Two happily take another piece, he was suddenly at a loss for words.

It would be really awkward to tell him the truth now.

Helpless, Song Shuhang suddenly thought of a story.

[It was said that a long time ago, Queen Victoria received a diplomat from India, and threw a banquet for them in the palace.

Everyone ate very happily.

After everyone had finished eating, a servant brought them a gla.s.s of water, placing it in front of everyone.

It was said that according to the royal etiquette, this gla.s.s of water wasn’t actually for drinking, but rather for was.h.i.+ng one’s hands after having a meal.

But the Indian diplomat had no knowledge of this custom. Therefore, he drank up all the water in the gla.s.s in a single go, and even said that it was sweet and delicious. Indians were known to drink very frankly––the so-called “Drink a cup of Ganges river water and be reborn as an Indian in the next life”.

The behavior of the Indian diplomat shocked the British n.o.bles and ministers. They wanted to tell the envoy that the water was actually for was.h.i.+ng one’s hands, and not for drinking. However, they felt that it was very inappropriate to tell the envoy that, so all of them just remained silent.]

Song Shuhang currently felt the same way.

He felt it was very inappropriate to tell Senior White Two that it was actually beast food.

So, Song Shuhang just gritted his teeth, and said, “Cough, that was actually self-made, so you wouldn’t be able buy it anywhere else.”

“Self-made? Well, that’s a pity. I was already preparing to get some,” Senior White Two said regretfully.

“Haha. Senior White, if you really like it, you can have this bag of… food.” Song Shuhang squeezed out a smile.

This bag of beast food was Venerable White’s failed work anyway, and it didn’t really have any use.

If Senior White Two liked it, there was no problem with giving it to him. Anyway, with Senior White Two’s strength, mutated beast food like this wouldn’t do him any harm.

“Well, I won’t be polite.” Senior White Two accepted the beast food.

But, when he took it, he felt slightly embarra.s.sed.

“Hm, it feels wrong to take it all when it’s your snack. So, I’ll split it and only take one half,” Senior White Two said, and then poured out half the beast food and gave it to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang silently received half of the beast food… Frankly speaking, it was indeed rather fragrant. When Senior White and Ye Si were in the kitchen making beast food, Song Shuhang had started salivating after smelling the fragrance.

“Right, what happened to the stone giant? I exhausted all my energy while fighting, and had to leave ahead of time. It was rather embarra.s.sing. Fortunately, you don’t seem to be hurt. That’s a relief,” Senior White Two said.

“At that time… I s.h.i.+fted the trouble onto someone else, pus.h.i.+ng the stone giant to blow up the den of that metallic ball in the Netherworld Realm. Then, the metallic ball captured that stone giant,” Song Shuhang replied.