Chapter 984 - A perfect plan with no loopholes! (1/2)

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

And now, this Song Shuhang—who was possibly Mister Wu’s rival in love—was about to reach their reservoir…

What to do?

If Song Shuhang came over and they turned a blind eye, Mister Wu would surely fly into a rage if he got wind of it, and there was a chance they might get punished or lose their job. After all, if the rival in love of their boss came over, they had to do something to protect the boss’ fragile dignity.

However, they were also reluctant to make a move against Song Shuhang, for they were kind-hearted sea monsters.

At this time, they were between a rock and a hard place.

After a short moment, the three sea monsters decided to contact Mister Wu and ask him about his intentions.

It shouldn’t be up to them to take responsibility for this matter.

After the phone was picked up, a cute voice, seemingly that of a young man, was transmitted from the other side. “Hei San, it’s you! Is something the matter? Are the goods I requested out of stock?”

The things that Mister Wu used to buy in the human world were all rather rare, and it wasn’t strange for them to be out of stock.

“Mister Wu, that’s not it.” The cuttlefish-shaped sea monster cleared his throat, and said, “It’s like this… w.a.n.g Ping met a human cultivator when he was outside making purchases, and he decided to bring him to our temporary base.”

“Oh? And what is the problem?” Mister Wu asked in puzzlement. They frequently had dealings with human cultivators, and it wasn’t a big deal to bring a human cultivator over.

“The ident.i.ty of that human cultivator is somewhat problematic,” the cuttlefish sea monster said.

“What about his ident.i.ty? Can you say everything at once instead of saying one thing at a time?” Mister Wu said.

“Cough, that human cultivator is surnamed Song and named Shuhang. It’s none other than Young Miss Yu Jiaojiao’s human friend,” the cuttlefish sea monster said in a low voice.

“…” Mister Wu was dumbfounded. After a while, he roared, “F*ck, is that guy surnamed Song coming over to thrash my place?”

“No, that’s not it. w.a.n.g Ping was the one that invited Mister Shuhang over as a guest,” the cuttlefish sea monster said.

“Beat him up!” Mister Wu clenched his teeth, and said, “It doesn’t matter if he’s coming over to thrash the place or not… As long as he’s surnamed Song and named Shuhang, give him a good beating! It’s just a small human cultivator of the Second Stage, so you three should be able to deal with him, right?”

According to Mister Wu’s information, that human cultivator—who was also his rival in love—was at the Second Stage, and he had met Yu Jiaojiao on a lone island due to Senior White.

“Yes, we should be able to. The three of us are at the Third Stage Realm,” the cuttlefish sea monster said. “However, he is Young Miss Yu Jiaojiao’s friend. Won’t she get angry if we beat him up?”

If Young Miss Yu Jiaojiao got angry, the three of them could expect dark times ahead.

“Don’t worry, just think about beating up that b.a.s.t.a.r.d. If Yu Jiaojiao gets angry, I’ll take the blame. I won’t treat you guys unjustly,” Mister Wu said as he patted his chest.

“I understand,” the cuttlefish sea monster said. He was just waiting for this sentence.

Then, he also asked, “Right… Mister Wu, to what degree should we beat him up? Until he’s lightly injured, or until he’s severely injured?

“Hmm, it would be troublesome if the injury is too serious. Yu Jiaojiao might get upset, and this would make my heart ache. Just give him some minor wound, alright? The type that can be healed in one or two days. Still, you have to mercilessly strike his face and humiliate him! In addition, you must record the whole process, got it?”

“Alright, got it.” The cuttlefish heaved a sigh of relief.