Chapter 899 - I’m sorry, but I already have someone I like (1/2)

Chapter 899: I’m sorry, but I already have someone I like

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

“Girl, don’t be this shy.” After saying this much, the huge pig, who had now transformed into a middle-aged man, stretched out its hand, and firmly grabbed Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s small hand.

Then, it looked at Immortal Master Copper Trigram with a gaze full of love.

“Girl, do you know something? Since the moment I saw you, I knew that you were the one. Come, touch my heart. Look how fast it’s beating.” After saying this much, the huge pig spared no effort and pressed Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s hand on its chest.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram really wanted to die at this time!

“Let’s go, girl. Although I don’t know your name yet, I really wish to let you know everything about me and make you soar into the sky! Let’s build a happy future together!” The huge pig was very serious about it, and even said these shameful and mushy lines.

Then, it moved its other hand, preparing to hold Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s waist.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram moved to one side, dodging those authentic pig hands. Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he said, “Fellow Daoist, is this how you flirt with every other girl?”

The huge pig shook its head. “No. Actually… it’s my first time flirting with a girl.”

The pig was speaking the truth!

Since the day it had started practicing up until now, it’d never fallen in love. But today, its dead heart started to pulsate again as it saw this golden-haired female cultivator.

It was simply unable to suppress this strange feeling welling up in its heart.

Was this what they called love?

The pig had never expected that it would eventually get to experience something as melodramatic as ‘love at first sight’.

Therefore, it decided that it had to carry off this golden-haired female cultivator at all costs. That way, the two of them would be able to chat about their life experiences, discuss sentiment, and talk about love in peace.

Then, after they had thoroughly fallen in love, they could give birth to several children. That ending would be simply perfect.

When it pulled the hand of this golden-haired female cultivator, the huge pig felt that its heartbeat had increased even further, to the point that its incurable ‘sloth cancer’ had also started to get better!

“I feel like I should give you a piece of advice,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said. “Now that it’s so easy to share information, you should find the time to look for some TV series, movies, or novels about love and learn some techniques to flirt with girls. Otherwise, with your current skills, you will remain single for a lifetime.”

“It’s not a problem. After we go back, we can watch these movies and TV series about love together and get to know how it feels to be in love,” the huge pig said happily.

“That’s why I said that you’d remain single for a lifetime! Because you are too G.o.dd.a.m.n blind!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram sighed, and said, “Actually, I’m a man. I look like a woman only because I applied some make-up and disguised as one. Do you understand now? There can’t be any future between us!”

“A man?” The huge pig, who had now transformed into a middle-aged man, was dumbfounded. It opened its eyes wide and stared at Immortal Master Copper Trigram.

“Yes, I’m a man. If you don’t believe me, I can remove this make-up and show you, alright?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said.

The huge pig suddenly laughed, looking very happy. “If you are a man… that’s even better!”

“Ah?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram had a bad premonition.

“Actually, compared to my male form, I prefer the female one.” After saying this much, the pig, who had transformed into a middle-aged man, magically changed its appearance again. This time, it turned into a beautiful silver-haired woman wearing a pure white dress. She had six pairs of wings on her back, and was giving off a holy aura from all over the body.

“A member of that clan of divine beasts, the White Crane Clan?” the nearby Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said in amazement.

When the opposite party changed form, they looked very similar to True Monarch White Crane from the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the difference being that the number of wings on the back of the opposite party was even higher.

“No, the White Crane Clan you’ve mentioned is actually a branch of my clan.” The silver-haired woman faintly smiled, and said, “The members of my clan have a total of 36 transformations, and each transformation has different properties. The White Crane Clan is a branch that inherited the powers of the ‘crane’ form present in the bloodline of my clan. Amidst the 36 transformations of my clan, the crane form is a pretty good one.”

This elder sister was really incredible!

In short, the clan of this silver-haired woman was the clan from which True Monarch White Crane’s bloodline had originated!

It was one h.e.l.l of a bloodline, really cool!

“Dear, let’s go.” The silver-haired woman happily stretched out her hand, and grabbed Immortal Master Copper Trigram. “I discovered that I like you more and more. When I’m with you, my heart keeps beating like crazy, and even my sloth cancer was cured. Such being the case, let’s head back and chat about love. Next year, we’ll make several babies.”

She felt that her heart was beating really fast, just as though it was about to jump out of her chest. Due to her heartbeat speeding up,even her face turned red.

This feeling was really wonderful.

Was this how one felt when they were in love?

Immortal Master Copper Trigram was dumbfounded.

After the silver-haired woman dragged him along for several steps, he had a big bad premonition.

If he got taken away, wouldn’t he become a breeding machine, and be forced to raise the children in the nest day and night?

No! This future wasn’t the future he wanted!