Chapter 892 - Scholar Drunken *oon’s stupid cultivation technique (1/2)

Chapter 892: Scholar Drunken *oon’s stupid cultivation technique

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Perhaps because Song Shuhang’s disguise was pretty good, no one discovered his real ident.i.ty as he looked for a registration point, completing his registration. No one started yelling ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die’ and other similar sentences.

Although the staff member was giving him strange looks due to him wearing sungla.s.ses and a flu mask, he wasn’t a police officer. His only job was to accept the money and check if it was real.

Song Shuhang paid the tuition and left his signature right next to his name. After that, he left the registration point.

Now that I’ve dealt with the registration thing, I’ll head back home and wait for Senior Drunken Goon’s flying sword to come over. Then, I’ll wait for Ye Si to return , Song Shuhang thought to himself.

In addition, he also had to wait for Senior White so that they could head to the forbidden city together and enjoy the great battle between Northern River’s Loose Cultivator and Immortal Master Copper Trigram.

September 1st, 2019. As always, little friend Song Shuhang was very busy.

“Oh, it’s you!” Song Shuhang finally understood what was going on. Earlier, Cave Lord Snow Wolf had mentioned his younger cousin in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Cave Lord Snow Wolf was still busy helping Senior Skylark seal her body in a layer of ice. Therefore, he had temporarily left all the work to his younger cousin.

Venerable White had asked Cave Lord Snow Wolf to prepare something for him, probably some doc.u.ment.

Now, the order had been taken over by this Island Lord Moon Wolf.

“Eh? You know me?” Island Lord Moon Wolf asked out of curiosity.

Song Shuhang replied, “Yes, Cave Lord Snow Wolf mentioned you.”

“Ahahaha, my cousin didn’t say anything bad about me, right? For example, he surely didn’t talk about the crime recently I committed, right…?” Island Lord Moon Wolf said anxiously.

“Oh, are you talking about the crime you committed in the United States?” Song Shuhang said.

“How do you know about it?! d.a.m.n, my cousin sure likes to blabber. He exposed that shameful matter,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said, short of breath.

“…” Song Shuhang.

Expose your sister! Aren’t you the one that told me a moment ago that you committed a crime in the United States?

“My blabbermouth of a cousin didn’t go into the details of the crime I committed, right?” Island Lord Moon Wolf added.

“He didn’t.” The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. Then, he asked thoughtlessly, “What crime did you commit in the United States?”

“Actually, it’s not a big deal, and it’s something pretty normal as far as I’m concerned. But I didn’t think that I would be breaking the law there,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said. “This matter made me lose a lot of face. Therefore, I can tell you about it, but you mustn’t tell it to others”!

“Alright,” Song Shuhang replied. The hoa.r.s.e voice of the man sounded a little adorable at this moment.

Then, Island Lord Moon Wolf started abusing single dogs again. “This is something that happened about half a month ago… That day, like every morning, I was trying to make a small cub with my wife. My wife and I are monsters of the Fifth Stage, and we usually spend our time in human form. In the United States, making babies while in human form isn’t a crime. However, something unexpected happened that day…” Island Lord Moon Wolf continued, “Just as my wife and I were making a small wolf cub, my wife got too excited, and reverted back to her true form. Then, as coincidence would have it, a neighbor that was pa.s.sing by happened to see the scene.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

Island Lord Moon Wolf continued, “Afterward, the police took me to the court and charged me with animal abuse. Luckily, I was quick-witted enough to use a clone made of wolf fur and dodge this calamity. After that, I escaped with my wife and returned to China.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

At this time, he was truly speechless. He really had no idea what he should say.

How was he supposed to ridicule this situation?

Should he ridicule the fact that Island Lord Moon Wolf and his wife were making a small wolf cub, or the laws of the foreign country?

Both sides were in the right, and there wasn’t much he could ridicule.

“I see. Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf, do you have my chat account number? You can add me to your friend list, and I’ll send you the coordinates,” Song Shuhang said.

“Thank you, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber. You are a really good fellow daoist, always ready to help others. Asking you for help was the correct decision,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said happily with his hoa.r.s.e voice.

Thereupon, they became friends and shared the location.

Song Shuhang discovered that he had done this matter more than once today.

It was already noon at this time.

Guoguo and Zhu woke up, and came over in a daze. The two children had had fun until they were exhausted. According to what s.h.i.+ had said, the duo played games all night during these days Song Shuhang had been unconscious. Unfortunately, the two of them weren’t as good as the pekingese Doudou when it came to playing games. Their teammates must have suffered a lot.

“Senior Brother Shuhang, you’ve finally regained consciousness.” The small monk rubbed his eyes and said, “I’m very hungry. What do we eat for lunch?”

“Yeah, what do we eat for lunch?” Loli Zhu likewise asked.

Song Shuhang glanced at s.h.i.+, who was temporarily in charge of taking care of the meals. She was currently engrossed in that movie, and had no way of freeing herself.

Given her current state, she was in no condition to cook.

“Forget it. Let’s just eat outside.” Song Shuhang sighed.

The small monk Guoguo sat next to him, chanting his daily buddhist scriptures.

But right at this time, Soong Shuhang’s phone suddenly rang.