Chapter 837 (1/2)

Chapter 837: Let your Senior Brother tell you how cruel the world of cultivators is… wait, what the f*ck?

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Ye Si controlled her flying golden book and brought Song Shuhang, Guoguo, s.h.i.+, and Zhu toward Wenzhou City. The navigator turned out to be pretty reliable, and Senior Sister Ye Si didn’t lose her way.

On the huge golden book, the small monk was sitting cross-legged with his hands joined together, busy silently chanting buddhist scriptures.

Although he had an indifferent expression on his face, he was silently praying in his heart.

Senior White, Senior White, please, make it so that Senior Brother Song Shuhang doesn’t hit me and only scolds me a little… and if he really has to hit me, hopefully, he will be gentle and won’t hit me until I s.h.i.+et all over the place.

Earlier, when he was in the Faraway Wandering Temple, the small monk had decided to abandon Buddha and throw himself into Senior White’s embrace. Therefore, the person he was praying to had changed into Senior White.

On the surface, it seemed as though he was chanting buddhist scriptures, but in truth, he was anxiously offering prayers to Senior White.

The two young girls, s.h.i.+ and Zhu, curiously sized up Song Shuhang.

The younger one in particular, Loli Zhu, frequently showed her canine teeth to Song Shuhang. If her expression was translated into words… the rough meaning would be—[Senior Brother Gao Sheng must be bitten to death!]

“I see, no problem!” Senior Brother Three Realms replied. “I’ll first report this matter to the abbot and to s.h.i.+ and Zhu’s senior. Then, at the appointed time, I’ll directly head to the Jiangnan area to look for you. Before that, I’ll have to trouble little friend Shuhang to look after Guoguo and the two girls in my stead.”

Actually, Senior Brother Three Realms wished he could immediately head toward Wenzhou City and look for Song Shuhang.

However, he had to wait for a person and go look for Song Shuhang together with her. This person was s.h.i.+ and Zhu’s senior sister. She, too, had gone out alongside Three Realms to look for Guoguo and the others.

“No problem,” Song Shuhang replied.

Senior Brother Three Realms clenched his teeth, and said, “Shuhang, in addition, I’ll also have to trouble you to give Little Guoguo a good lesson in my stead. Let him understand how cruel the world of cultivators is!”

“Ahaha, Senior Brother Three Realms, it’s better if you take care of this matter yourself,” Song Shuhang said with a smile.

Senior Brother Three Realms heaved a sigh, and then said, “Tell Guoguo that I’ll soon come to look for him. If he dares to run away again, he’s dead!”

After hearing these words, Guoguo secretly heaved a sigh of relief. As expected, it had been worth it to offer prayers to Senior White!

Senior Brother Shuhang didn’t scold him, nor did he beat him up—excellent!

Next, he would pray to Senior White and wish that Senior Brother Three Realms wouldn’t hit or scold him, either, allowing him to safely transcend this tribulation!

But right at this time, Loli s.h.i.+ asked curiously, “Senior Brother Shuhang, is the world of cultivators really that cruel?”

“Huh? Why are you asking this question?” Song Shuhang asked in puzzlement.

“Just now, didn’t Senior Brother Three Realms say that Senior Brother Shuhang should let Guoguo know how cruel the world of cultivators is?” Loli Zhu blinked her eyes, and said, “I was wondering if this ‘cruelty’ is similar to the one we witnessed in ❮Apocalypse War❯, where Senior Brother Gao Sheng was beating up Ling Ye to show him how cruel the world of cultivators was.”

Loli s.h.i.+ continued, “Therefore, is Senior Brother Shuhang planning to do the same thing he did in the movie, beating up Guoguo until he starts rolling on the floor in pain?”

Song Shuhang was speechless. From the looks of it, Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s character was going to become a stain that wouldn’t go away for the rest of his life!

“Stop making connections between that movie and the real world! A movie is just a movie, and ❮Apocalypse War❯ is just a story with a fictional plot.” Song Shuhang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “In addition, the world of cultivators is cruel in a different way compared to the movie!”

“In that case, how is exactly the real world of cultivators cruel?” Loli Zhu asked out of curiosity.

Loli s.h.i.+ added, “Does that mean that there aren’t senior brothers oppressing their junior brothers in the real world?”

“Whether or not senior brothers are oppressing their junior brothers in real life… is not something I know! After all, I’m a loose cultivator.” Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders, and said, “Nevertheless, the cruelty of the world of cultivators is probably related to the scary heavenly tribulation, or to those unfathomable man-made tribulations?”

Loli s.h.i.+ said, “Senior Brother Shuhang, I feel that your words are inappropriate. The heavenly tribulation is very fair and treats every cultivator the same. I don’t think it can be regarded as cruel.”

Loli Zhu said, “Senior Sister, what you said is wrong. The heavenly tribulation is actually very cruel! If one fails to transcend the heavenly tribulation, both their body and soul would be destroyed, and all the strength they acc.u.mulated in thousands—or even tens of thousands—of years would immediately turn into ashes. In addition, they would also lose the possibility to reincarnate. For cultivators, the heavenly tribulation is surely the cruelest thing!”

The small monk Guoguo discovered that he was unable to partic.i.p.ate in this conversation.

Song Shuhang felt that both girls made reasonable points.