Chapter 835 (1/2)
Chapter 835: The difference between other families’ cute lolis and one’s own family’s mean children
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
“We are just taking a walk around, and it’s not like we are doing something bad,” the small monk said.
If the opposite party was a morally upright cultivator, they wouldn’t have to worry about getting harmed… and even if the opposite party was an evil cultivator, there shouldn’t be any problem as long as they were careful enough. However, in case something unexpected really happened, the small monk had at his disposal a life-saving magical treasure as well as another treasure he could use to summon over Senior Brother Three Realms.
The slightly older girl was still somewhat worried, and said, “I’m still of the idea that it’s better not to give rise to further complications.”
However, the small monk and her younger sister had already set out, heading toward the compartments ahead. Therefore, the slightly older girl could only sigh and chase after them. After all, she was the oldest one among the three of them, and it was her duty to look after her younger sister and the small monk.
After pa.s.sing through two compartments, the three mean children arrived in Song Shuhang’s compartment.
“What a good smell!” The slightly younger girl sniffed the aroma, and her belly started to grumble. This aroma was even better than the smell of dishes that immortal chefs in the sect used to prepare.
“The fluctuation of spiritual qi came from that place this is right ahead of us!” the small monk said in a soft voice. “Be careful. Remember, we are just pa.s.sing through the compartment, and we don’t want to attract the attention of that senior.”
Just as they were discussing, the sound of someone’s mobile phone ringing was transmitted from ahead. Since the seats were blocking their sight, the small monk and the two girls couldn’t see to whom the mobile phone belonged.
However, the place from where the ringtone echoed… seemed to be the same place where spiritual energy fluctuated earlier.
As such, the small monk and the two girls—one older and one younger—couldn’t help but perk up their ears and concentrate their attention to that place.
But right at this time, a voice that the small monk found very familiar echoed from that place ahead of them.
“h.e.l.lo, Senior Brother Three Realms? Is something the matter?”
“Ah? What? Little Guoguo ran away from home again? Pfff~ this time, he even brought away two important guests of your temple?”
“No, Guoguo didn’t come to look for me. I just left Senior Yellow Mountain’s place, and I’m heading to Wenzhou City as we speak. Guoguo has yet to contact me.”
“Alright, got it. If Guoguo gets in touch with me, I’ll immediately tell you about it. Don’t worry, I absolutely won’t let him run away.”
“Good, good, everything is clear… if he really dares to cause trouble, I’ll give him a lesson on Senior Brother’s behalf. Feel relieved, I won’t show him any mercy.”
“Of course, of course… mean children definitely need a good spanking! Anyway, I understand the situation, bye bye~”
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After hearing these words, the face of the small monk immediately whitened.
“Let’s go back,” the small monk said via lip language to the two girls.
Afterward, the trio cautiously left the compartment and headed to adjacent one.
They had managed to escape a calamity!
The small monk heaved a huge sigh of relief.
“Little Guoguo, were you acquainted with that mister talking on the phone?” the slightly older girl asked out of curiosity. The two girls had also heard the content of the call of that mister.
That mister had repeatedly mentioned the name ‘Guoguo’, as well as the name ‘Senior Brother Three Realms’. Therefore, Guoguo should definitely know him.
“Yes, I know him,” the small monk said with a nod. “He’s that ‘Senior Brother Song Shuhang’ I’ve mentioned earlier. Under normal circ.u.mstances, he’s a very good and kind senior brother. When we set out for this trip to the Jiangnan area—since the very beginning—I thought of getting in touch with him first since he studies at Jiangnan University.”
“In that case, why are you avoiding him now?” the two girls, one younger and one older, asked out of curiosity.
Little Guoguo rubbed his face, and explained, “Senior Brother Shuhang is a very good person overall, and he really cares about me. However, he has a very wicked hobby. Whenever he sees disobedient children, he will start spanking their b.u.t.ts without mercy. It’s simply terrifying! Therefore, we absolutely can’t get discovered. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable!”
A moment ago, he heard Song Shuhang guarantee Senior Brother Three Realms that he would give him a good lesson, and he also said that mean children deserved a good spanking. As such, Guoguo was very scared at the moment.
In addition, he still remembered that small video that Doudou showed him back in the days… in that video, Song Shuhang flew into a rage, and shouted, “b.a.s.t.a.r.d! You’re purposely trying to anger me, aren’t you?! I told you to behave and stay at home, but you actually ran away! Do my words count for nothing?! And that PS… PS your sister! Hemorrhoids or not, wait till I catch you. I’ll spank you till you s.h.i.+et all over the place!”
Spank you till you s.h.i.+et all over the place… spank you till you s.h.i.+et all over the place…
Absolutely frightening.
When the two girls heard Little Guoguo’s words, their small faces immediately turned red.
As coincidence would have it, just as they were discussing, ❮Apocalypse War❯’s trailer played on the screen mounted in the compartment of the train.
The first scene was precisely the one where Senior Brother Gao Sheng was beating up Ling Ye.
Guoguo pointed at ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng’ on the screen, who currently had a ferocious expression on his face and was cruelly oppressing Ling Ye, and said in a low voice, “Do you see that Senior Brother Gao Sheng? Earlier, I told you that most of the actors starring in this movie were seniors I knew… and that Senior Brother Gao Sheng is none other than Senior Brother Shuhang!”
The two girls raised their heads, looking at Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s scary countenance.
In the next moment, they both crazily shook their heads, totally frightened out of their wits.
Little Guoguo put on a self-important look, and said, “Therefore, we have to be careful and avoid Senior Brother Shuhang. He’s too scary.”
“Agreed,” the slightly older girl said with a nod.
“Agreed,” the slightly younger girl also agreed.
“Hehehe.” But right at this time, a burst of faint laughter was transmitted from behind Guoguo.
Guoguo’s body immediately stiffened.
“It seems I’m having auditory hallucinations. Let’s quickly leave this place and return to our seats.” Guoguo tried to appear calm.
But in the next moment, two powerful fists caught his temples from both sides and made an effort to ‘drill’ into his head.