Chapter 754 - Shocking information (1/2)

Chapter 754: Shocking information

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

What he could he do at this time? Senior White Two gave him only three opportunities!

Unfortunately, Song Shuhang hadn’t bothered to add any point to the ‘tell a joke’ section of his talent tree.

Was it possible that he would have no other choice but to give up on this information about the demons of the Netherworld that Senior White Two wanted to tell him?

What would he do if the information was something truly important?

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples. Aside from funny jokes, wasn’t there any other way to make Senior White Two happy and have him spill out that important information?

Unfortunately, Song Shuhang had no idea what Senior White Two liked… the only thing he knew up until now was that he liked funny jokes.

Wait a moment!

Song Shuhang had a sudden realization. “Senior White, can we exchange information for information? For example, I can tell you some information about the outside world, and you can tell me that important information in return, how does that sound?”

The last time, he’d used this method to get Senior White Two’s help and pa.s.s the test of the infinite make-up test dimension.

In the air, Senior White Two’s overlapped hands were supporting his chin as he said indifferently, “No. There isn’t any information I need at the moment. In addition, stop dragging it out. I don’t want to hear anything aside from jokes today!”

Today, Senior White Two had an impregnable defense, with no blind spots.

What a headache!

Song Shuhang rubbed the place between his eyebrows.

He had to calm down and think… what could possibly pique Senior White Two’s interest?

Well, he might get a clue if he were to put himself in Senior White Two’s shoes!

If he were Senior White Two, what type of jokes would he find funny?

Hmm… actually, putting himself in Senior White Two’s shoes was useless since he just couldn’t think of any funny joke in the first place!

However, if he were to go even deeper in this ‘putting himself in other people’s shoes’ thing—and the person he was facing wasn’t Senior White Two but Senior White—what course of action would he follow if he wanted to obtain information from Senior White and not Senior White Two?

Song Shuhang thought a moment, and felt like flipping the table. Senior White’s temperament was completely different from that of Senior White Two. If he—or any other senior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group—were to ask Venerable White for some information, Venerable White would casually tell them, and wouldn’t force them to tell jokes in exchange.

In that case, what if he were to go even deeper in this ‘putting himself in other people’s shoes’ thing…

Song Shuhang pondered and pondered… what could possibly make Senior White happy? And if this thing could make Senior White happy, perhaps it would make Senior White Two happy as well?

In other words, racing, tearing open electrical equipment, a good place where one could close up, or an interesting secret realm?

In short, it would work as long as it was something amusing or peculiar.

Song Shuhang’s eyes immediately lit up. Perhaps he could start from here?

However, there was a problem. This infinite make-up test dimension was a s.p.a.ce where only one’s consciousness could exist. As such, Song Shuhang was unable to bring things from the real world here. Otherwise, he could have easily looked for several jokes on his mobile phone.

Therefore… which thing could he use while still in his mental s.p.a.ce to arouse Senior White Two’s interest?

Song Shuhang’s outward expression was continuously changing.

In the air, Senior White Two still had a calm expression on his face, and was indifferently looking at him.

After a short moment…

Song Shuhang was still trying his best to think of something interesting when Senior White Two opened his mouth, and said, “I need to remind you of something… sometimes, important information is time-sensitive. If you are too slow and don’t tell me a good joke in time, the information will lose its value and become useless.”

This information was important to the point of being time-sensitive?

Song Shuhang started to get a little anxious. Then, he suddenly remembered about something that Venerable White found very interesting in the real world some time ago.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth, and said, “Senior White, are you interested in spinning a coc.o.o.n?”

“Ah?” In the air, Senior White Two’s expression changed for the first time. The cold expression on his face was replaced with one of bewilderment.

“It consists in spitting silk from one’s mouth to spin a huge coc.o.o.n, getting ultimately wrapped within it. It’s something very interesting.” Song Shuhang quickly described the coc.o.o.n spinning process to Senior White Two.

Afterward, he also added, “But even more importantly, one can sleep very well inside the coc.o.o.n! After one starts sleeping inside, they would get addicted to it and refuse to come out, hoping to be able to sleep inside as much as possible.”

At the very least, Venerable White loved sleeping inside that huge coc.o.o.n. He had hated to get out of it.

After hearing this much, Senior White Two’s eyes immediately lit up.

When he heard Song Shuhang describing the coc.o.o.n spinning process, he was still looking at him as though he was looking at an idiot.

But after Song Shuhang mentioned the last part, ‘But even more importantly, one can sleep very well inside the coc.o.o.n! After one starts sleeping inside, they would get addicted to it and refuse to come out, hoping to be able to sleep inside as much as possible’… his interest was aroused.

If that thing really had such wondrous effects, wouldn’t that be quite good?