Chapter 736 (1/2)

Chapter 736: Mountain of Myriad Books: “Uncle will now show you how you stand upside down.”

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

“…” Venerable White.

“…” The various fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were likewise speechless.

The Mountain of Myriad Books was unexpectedly a living creature?

How were they supposed to reply to the opposite party at this moment?

Just as everyone was in deep thoughts, the western monk waved his hand and shouted, “h.e.l.lo! Mister Mountain, how are you doing?”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“Ahaha! Monk, you can just call me ‘Uncle Mountain of Books’. Right, why did I suddenly wake up?” the Mountain of Myriad Books muttered to itself as it stretched out its two thin arms.

It had legs, and it had arms too. Now, it only needed a face to be complete.

Song Shuhang felt that the corner of his eye was twitching continuously. “Is… is that a mountain that turned into a monster?”

Su Clan’s Sixteen stopped meditating, and said, “It doesn’t look like a mountain that has transformed into a monster. It’s more likely that it’s a puppet… or perhaps a magical treasure?”

Still, a magical treasure that was as big as a mountain?

Su Clan’s Sixteen was also unsure. After all, the volume of this ‘magical treasure’ was a little too big. If that thing couldn’t reduce his size, only a colossal giant could make use of it.

The fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group silently gazed at this Mountain of Myriad Books that had suddenly come to life. What the h.e.l.l was happening? They just wanted to shoot a few scenes here, why had the entire mountain casually got up?!

The Mountain of Myriad Books laughed, and said, “Ah! It seems everyone is very surprised to see Uncle, huh?”

“…” The fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group continued to remain silent.

The Mountain of Myriad Books said promptly, “C’mon, someone says something. If no one says something, the atmosphere will get awkward, and I’ll get embarra.s.sed. Such being the case, should father show you how to stand upside down? Perhaps it will make things more lively?”

“…” Song Shuhang.

Don’t tell me that the sentence, ‘Overturn the Mountain of Myriad Books’, was referring to Uncle Mountain of Myriad Books showing everyone that it could stand upside down…?

Just as Song Shuhang was in deep thoughts, the Mountain of Myriad Books placed its two thin arms to the ground. Afterward, it put all its strength into its two huge legs.

It was really planning to stand upside down!

…Did it never bother taking a look at the structure of its body?

“Run! Everyone, get away from here, the further, the better!” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator shouted.

Fairy Lychee added, “Take all these ordinary people along with you, and don’t forget the equipment. Right, remember to switch the cameras off too!”

The seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group quickly used their flying techniques and carried away the ordinary folks and the equipment, fleeing from the Mountain of Myriad Books.

Song Shuhang and Sixteen likewise carried Tubo and Yangde on their shoulders and quickly ran away.

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At this time, the far-off Mountain of Myriad Books had firmly placed its two thin arms on the ground while its thick legs were slowly but steadily raising upward.

This big fellow was really determined to show everyone that it could stand upside down!

Song Shuhang felt a dull pain transmitting from his liver. Although the two legs of the Mountain of Myriad Books were very thick and strong-looking, its two arms were pitifully thin and looked very weak.

Could those thin arms really support the weight of its huge body? He felt as though those thin arms could break at any moment.

Luckily, this ‘mountain’ lived in the territory of cultivators.

Otherwise, had there been a village next to the mountain top… Had this guy suddenly decided to stand upside down to show off in front of others, the people there would have experienced a natural disaster, with the mountain collapsing and the earth splitting.

Wait a moment, if the reason for a natural disaster where mountains were collapsing and the earth splitting consisted in a huge mountain suddenly standing upside down and tripping, what’s the true reason behind volcanic eruptions?

Pfff~ what the h.e.l.l am I even thinking at this time? Song Shuhang quickly shook his head.

After he had run far enough while carrying Tubo on his shoulders, Song Shuhang and Su Clan’s Sixteen both turned their heads around, looking behind them.

At this time, the thin arms of the Mountain of Myriad Books were really supporting the weight of its huge body.

The huge Mountain of Myriad Books slowly started to bend down. The mountain top headed in the direction of the ground while the mountain bottom headed upward.

Soon after, its thick leg slowly left the ground.

This scene was truly frightening!

Not even the scariest horror movie in the world was as scary as the scene currently unfolding before their eyes.

Practicing bungee jumping to seek the thrill was something that only weaklings would do. Real men were those who would stand beneath the shadow of the Mountain of Myriad Books and not run away while it was trying to stand upside down!

“Ddi you see? Although Uncle’s body is rather big, it’s still quite flexible! Back in the days, I could stand upside down on just one arm. Unfortunately, I got fat, and the level skills declined with time. When you get older and stay in the same place all year long, it’s pretty easy to get fat,” the Mountain of Myriad Books said smugly.

Just as it was speaking, a cracking sound suddenly echoed.

The cultivators of the Nine Provinces Number One Group immediately looked at the arms of the Mountain of Myriad Books. As expected, its two thin and weak arms couldn’t bear it anymore, and started to crack in many places.

“In my opinion… you should stop as soon as possible. Your arms are about to break!” Fairy Lychee said.

“Little beauty, you don’t need to worry. My arms have been repeatedly tempered, and won’t break so easily! In addition, how can I back off in front of so many beautiful women? Therefore, look at Uncle as he stands upside down!” The huge mountain roared with laughter, looking very smug.

Even if it didn’t have a ‘face’, everybody could feel from its tone that it felt pretty smug at this moment.

Then, around two or three seconds later…

“Snap~ crack, crack, crack…”

As expected, the two thin arms of the Mountain of Myriad Books were unable to shoulder all that weight and finally broke.