Chapter 715 - Too lazy to get out of bed (1/2)

Chapter 715: Too lazy to get out of bed

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

“From now on, I will try my best to find a way to increase the odds of making this skill work. Anyway, it seems your luck today wasn’t too good, Doudou. Although the success rate was rather low, the skill still ended up working on you.” Young Master Phoenix Slayer completely drilled out of the coc.o.o.n, and arrived next to the mud-like Doudou.

“What do you want to do?” Doudou said with a terrified expression on his face.

“Hehe.” Young Master Phoenix Slayer gently smiled, and looked all around, sweeping the room with his gaze. At last, he noticed a barrel-shaped object in one corner, and brought it over.

“Phoenix Slayer, you aren’t thinking of putting me inside that thing, right? No, no, no! That’s a barrel of wine. If you put me inside, my body will mix with the wine within!” Doudou screamed in panic.

“Don’t worry, there won’t be any problem. The barrel is empty,” Young Master Phoenix Slayer comforted him. After he had said this much, he stretched out his hand and made a grabbing motion, attracting over the slime-like Doudou—who was scattered all over the ground—and mercilessly squeezed him into that barrel of wine.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer patted the barrel, very satisfied, and said, “Done. It’s truly a wonderful way to start the day.”

“…” Yu Jiaojiao.

“Shuhang, save me! I don’t want to be locked up in this barrel!” Doudou begged for help.

Song Shuhang faintly sighed. What’s the point of regretting your actions now? You should have thought about it before seeking death.

Just as Doudou was begging for help, Senior Phoenix Slayer’s cold vision fell on Song Shuhang’s body. At the same time, the fifth tail behind his body gently swayed—it was a naked threat! From the looks of it, if Song Shuhang dared to ask for leniency on Doudou’s behalf, he, too, was going to be turned into mud!

Therefore, Song Shuhang was quick-witted enough to ignore Doudou’s plea. “Oh, it’s pretty late already. I’d better wake up Senior White.”

True Monarch White Crane followed suit and said while beaming with joy, “Right, It’s time for Senior White to get up!”

It’d been waiting for Song Shuhang to say this sentence.

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Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone, and dialed Venerable White’s number.

After the phone rang about ten times, Venerable White finally picked up his phone.

His listless voice was transmitted from the other end of the mobile phone. “h.e.l.lo~”

“h.e.l.lo, Senior White. It’s daytime already. In addition, it’s already pretty late, so you should wake up quickly,” Song Shuhang said in a low voice.

“It’s already morning? That was too quick… I feel as though I just closed my eyes.” Venerable White continuously yawned, and said, “Hmmm~ such being the case, let me sleep some more. In addition, it’s still dark outside.”

“Senior White, it’s already bright outside! Remember that you are still inside your coc.o.o.n, and it will always be dark outside for you!” Song Shuhang really thought of shouting at this time, but he was also afraid of giving Senior White a scare.

If Senior White got a scare and carelessly fell to the ground alongside his coc.o.o.n… something tragic was going to happen.

“Oh, so this was the case… but the sky is still so dark, let me sleep some more, alright…?” Venerable White said in a soft voice. His voice was getting weaker and weaker, just as though he could fall asleep at any time.

Today, Song Shuhang discovered that Venerable White was one of those people that hated to get out of bed, and he even used excuses such as ‘it’s still dark outside’ to sleep some more and justify himself!

“Senior White, listen to what I’m saying! It’s already bright outside! You can see it by yourself if you come out of the coc.o.o.n. In addition, we have to head toward the new filming location today to shoot the new scenes. Don’t forget that you are the main character. Therefore, quickly get ready, alright?” Song Shuhang urged him.

Venerable White replied, “Hmm… yes… yes…”

Song Shuhang felt that were was something amiss. Venerable White’s response just now was like that of a robot. Therefore, he inquired, “Senior White, did you hear what I said?”

Venerable White replied, “Hmm… yes… I heard…”

“In that case, quickly get up! Senior White, the next scenes we want to shoot can’t lack the presence of the main character!” Song Shuhang said.

Venerable White replied, “Hmm… yes… can’t lack my presence… I’m the main character…”

“…” Song Shuhang.