Chapter 708 - My roommate has been acting strange lately (1/2)

Chapter 708: My roommate has been acting strange lately

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

At this time, in the proximity of the Cleveland Volcano.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain took out his mobile phone, and looked at the fellow daoists flooding the group, as well as the contents of their flood. After reading their messages for a while, he faintly sighed.

Nine Provinces Coc.o.o.n Spinning Group?

Ah! His liver was truly in pain at this time.

He felt that he would have to visit Medicine Master’s place in a few days and see if Medicine Master had some medicinal pill for cultivators to treat the liver. True Monarch felt that he really needed such medicine.

As for the matter about the ‘Nine Provinces Coc.o.o.n Spinning Group’, it wasn’t going to end just like that…

Soon after, Yu Jiaojiao sent a picture of ‘Musclehang’ in the group. “This is Shuhang after coming out of the coc.o.o.n. His muscles are truly incredible now!”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “WTF. What’s that? How did little friend Song Shuhang’s body strengthen up to that point? That’s truly scary!”

Celestial Fish Envoy: “According to what Venerable White said, it happened because Song Shuhang’s body absorbed too much medicinal power in one go. As a consequence, his body strengthened too much and became like this. It’s the same as a person getting fatter after eating too much. He will return to normal in a few days. The efficacy of the demodragon medicine was higher than what we expected.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator suddenly thought of something, and said, “In that case, is it possible that Senior White, Scholar Xian Gong, True Monarch White Crane, Young Master Phoenix Slayer, and Cave Lord Snow Wolf will also become like this after coming out of their respective coc.o.o.ns?”

Musclewhite, Musclegong, Musclecrane, Muscleslayer, Musclewolf…

Scenes of jacked and ripped characters from Hong Kong’s comics immediately flooded their minds.

Anyway, just the thought of a similar scene was scary.

The Nine Provinces Number One Group became quiet again.

After a short moment, Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da wrote: “Doudou didn’t go to spin a coc.o.o.n with the others? I feel that he surely would have taken part in such an interesting matter given his disposition!”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “:senior_white_smile: Guo Da, you understand me really well. Under normal circ.u.mstances, this dog G.o.d would have surely joined in the fun and started to spin a coc.o.o.n after seeing Shuhang doing something so interesting. But tonight, I just can’t~ tonight, this dog G.o.d must accompany his wife to sweep clean the final dungeon. The new armor suit is missing just the helmet. ?”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “…”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “But other than accompanying my wife and sweeping that dungeon clean, I’ll keep an eye on the Nine Provinces Number One Group as well, ready to break your dog head rubbing combo whenever the opportunity arises. @Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “But you are about to get married to a man, Doudou. Having a wife won’t save you from your fate of getting married off to a man!”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Fellow Daoist Guo Da, you can just send the ‘picture of a cute puppy’ and the ‘picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed’ together. With that, no one will be able to break your combo.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “Never! That’s such a foul method. The essence of self-deprecating humor is to send the first picture first, and then send the second one, completing the circle. If you send both messages at the same time, what’s even the meaning?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Fellow Daoist Guo Da, what you said makes sense.” …To be honest, I’m totally unable to comprehend your way of self-deprecating humor!

Celestial Fish Envoy: “I’m curious about something. Will Venerable White also get all muscular after coming out of the coc.o.o.n? Or will he a.s.sume an even more interesting appearance?”

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In the room Song Shuhang was resting in.

After sending the message, Yu Jiaojiao cracked a joke. “It will be rather funny if Senior White also becomes like you after coming out of the coc.o.o.n. If that happens, we should take pictures of Senior White and update Senior White’s expression package.”

Song Shuhang replied, “Jiaojiao, don’t seek death!”

Yu Jiaojiao blinked her eyes, and said, “Don’t worry, it was just a random thought.”

Just as they were talking, Song Shuhang’s mobile phone rang.

“Who is calling me so late at night?” Song Shuhang took out his mobile, and glanced at it. An unfamiliar number was displayed on the cracked display of the phone.

Due to the muscular ma.s.s of his body suddenly increasing by several times, Song Shuhang was now forced to hold his phone between his index finger and thumb just like a small toy block.

After swiping on the screen of the phone, Song Shuhang answered the call.

“h.e.l.lo~” The voice of a man with a local accent was transmitted from the phone.

“h.e.l.lo, who might you be?” Song Shuhang asked thoughtlessly.

“Mister, it’s like this… we are a company that sells health care products. Recently, our company got its hands on a very good product. This product can help you develop well-defined muscles in just a month. It’s completely safe to use and doesn’t contain hormones. Are you interested in our product?” the man on the other end said quickly.

It was actually a salesman! They were still up at this time; it seemed they were putting quite a bit of effort in promoting their sales.

But why the h.e.l.l was this shady company selling ‘muscle developing’ health care products contacting him? Were they selling food with creatine that body-builders used to eat? If that was the case, shouldn’t they have contacted body-builders and recommended the product to them?

At the same time, Song Shuhang silently lowered his head and looked at the bulging muscles of his body.

Was this salesman actually making fun of him?

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth, and said, “I’m sorry, but I don’t need health care products; bye bye. In addition, please don’t call me again.”