Chapter 611: I wont accept it! I wont accept it! (1/2)
Chapter 611: I won't accept it! I won't accept it!
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
During the night, Gao Moumou was able to write more than 50,000 characters in one go thanks to the power of alcohol.
One had to remember that even when Yu Jiaojiao locked him inside the small black room during the past few days, Gao Moumou could only write from 30,000 to 40,000 characters in one day even if he was under the effects of the Energizing Medicinal Liquid, Spirit Green Tea... as well as under the mental and physical strengthening of the body tempering liquid.
But now, Gao Moumou had typed on the keyboard at lightning speed and was able to write two days' worth of characters in only one night! If not for him feeling tipsy later, he would have written even more!
Anyway, he was still able to write more than 50,000 characters in the end.
Speaking of which, what kind of expression would Yu Jiaojiao make after discovering that Gao Moumou had written 50,000 characters while she was asleep?
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In the meantime, inside a bamboo garden next to a lake in the Jiangnan area.
It was the place where Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's friend was currently residing. The whole building and even the enclosing wall on the outside were made of bamboo.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue spent the whole night gathering the best ingredients, and the list of immortal dishes to strengthen Song Shuhang's const.i.tution had already taken shape in her mind.
It was going to be one main course along with thirteen side dishes. The main course had to be eaten in its entirety. As for the side dishes, it was necessary to eat only a certain number of them. One banquet should be enough to let the strength of Song Shuhang's const.i.tution skyrocket.
After the idea took shape in her mind, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue started to handle the various ingredients.
She wanted to prepare the immortal dishes in this place and deliver them to Yu Jiaojiao's villa directly.
On the edge of the cooking stove of the kitchen was that onion spirit crystal that she had obtained from Song Shuhang. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was planning to add some onion powder to one of the side dishes she was preparing to see what the results would be.
Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was quickly processing with the ingredients, the door of the kitchen was pushed open. In the next moment, a slender and tall figure wriggled its waist and yawned, entering the kitchen.
It was Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's friend, the owner of the bamboo garden. She had a tall and slender build and was one head taller than Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. Her figure couldn't be regarded as 'hot', but her waist was especially slender and somewhat resembled a water snake. Her waist was swaying from side to side after her each step, giving the illusion that she was dancing, looking extremely pleasing to the eye.
”Bie Xue, what are you doing so early in the morning?” The woman arrived next to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and stretched her neck, looking inside the pot.
”Don't cause trouble. It's something I'm preparing for a little fellow daoist,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. ”Why don't you sleep for some more? I'll prepare you a vegetarian breakfast in a while.”
”I smelled this fragrance while I was sleeping and got hungry. It's all your fault for preparing something so delicious early in the morning. In a while, I want to eat a vegetarian meat dish that tastes like chicken or ox. Actually, everything is fine as long as it has the same flavor as meat,” the woman with the slender waist said with a smile.
Still, she didn't dare to eat on the fly the ingredients Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was working on. After all, interrupting an immortal chef while they were cooking would make them rather angry.
Although Immortal Fairy Bie Xue wouldn't get angry due to their relations.h.i.+p, it was still better to avoid doing something that could potentially ruin their friends.h.i.+p.
And more importantly... due to certain reasons, she had to abstain from meat and could eat only eat vegetarian dishes. In addition, she couldn't touch strong-smelling vegetables, either! She would have to endure it for another year and ten months at the very least!
As such, the woman with the slender waist squatted on the edge of the cooking stove of the kitchen and smelled the spreading aroma. Her drool was incessantly flowing, but she could only watch and not eat.
Then, she suddenly saw that onion spirit crystal placed on the edge of the cooking stove.
The crystal smelled really good.
”Bie Xue, what's this?” she asked.
”It was a green onion capable of changing its appearance that got later transformed into a crystal,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue replied without turning her head.
A green onion?
In other words, it was a vegetable, right?
If it was a vegetable, it was something she could eat!
After thinking up to this point, the woman with the slender waist quickly stretched out her head and coiled her tongue around the onion spirit crystal, swallowing it down after chewing it twice.
The woman held her cheeks with both hands and said with a happy expression on her face,”It was indeed delicious. I'm very happy now.”
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned her head around, speechless.
She rubbed her temples and said, ”Did you just eat that crystallized green onion?”
”Mhm! It was delicious,” the woman with the slender waist said while immersed in the aftertaste of the green onion crystal.
”It was a green onion! Didn't you want to avoid eating strong-smelling vegetables and meat recently?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said as she forced a smile. In addition, she had obtained that precious spice in exchange for a whole set of immortal dishes, and now, someone unexpectedly gobbled it up before she could even use it.
”I know, but that was a vegetable. So I can eat it,” the woman with the slender waist said complacently.
”A green onion is indeed a vegetable... but it's one of the five strong-smelling vegetables!” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said.
”What? There is such a thing? But when that d.a.m.ned baldy warned me not to eat meat, he said that I couldn't eat animals and could eat only vegetables. He didn't say anything about strong-smelling vegetables! Was that d.a.m.ned baldy deceiving me?” the woman with the slender waist screamed.
Just as she was speaking, outside the bamboo garden, a small and exquisite paG.o.da descended from the sky.
”Foolish snake! You broke your vow of not consuming meat or strong-smelling vegetables. Now, obediently follow this lowly monk and get back inside the paG.o.da, closing up and practicing for another three years and six months. You'll also chant scriptures to wash your sins!” A powerful voice spread from the small paG.o.da.
At the same time, a ray of light shot out of the small paG.o.da and headed toward the kitchen of the bamboo garden, ultimately hitting the body of the woman with the water snake-like waist.
Soon after, the ray of light transformed into a powerful force that attracted the woman with the slender waist toward the small paG.o.da.
”No, no, no! d.a.m.ned baldy, you deceived me! It's been only two months since I came out of that paG.o.da, and I didn't even have the time to enjoy myself. I don't want to return there! In addition, why does it have to be precisely three years and six months? Do you like that number that much?!” the woman with the slender waist screamed and held the edge of the cooking stove with all her strength, trying to resist the force the paG.o.da generated.
”The situation is beyond your control. Two months ago, when I released you from the paG.o.da, you reached an agreement with this lowly monk. After coming out of the paG.o.da, you would eat only vegetarian dishes for two years. Had you upheld your part of the agreement, this lowly monk wouldn't have forced you to get back inside the paG.o.da. But now, you violated the agreement. Therefore, you lost! Whether one is a woman or a snake, they have to pay the price if they commit a mistake. Now then, obediently follow me and practice and chant scriptures inside the paG.o.da for three years and six months!” That voice echoed once again, and the attraction force the small paG.o.da generated became even stronger.
Just in this fas.h.i.+on, the woman with the slender waist was slowly pulled out of the kitchen.
Her fingers dug into the ground and left ten deep marks behind. Finally, she stubbornly held onto the entrance of the kitchen, refusing to let go. ”d.a.m.ned baldy, didn't you say that I couldn't eat animals but could only eat vegetables?! Green onions are also vegetables, right?! You deceived me! I won't accept it! I won't accept it!” the woman with the slender waist shouted. ”Bie Xue, save me!”
The corner of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched. She wanted to help her but was unable to do so.
”Tsk! Stupid snake, stop twisting the facts. When did this lowly monk tell you that you could only eat vegetables? This lowly monk only told that you couldn't eat strong-smelling vegetables and animals!” A loud and angry voice spread from the paG.o.da.
The woman with the slender waist blinked her eyes and tried to recall what had happened back then. s.h.i.+et, that d.a.m.ned baldy really said something similar back then!
He didn't say that she could eat only vegetables. Nevertheless, the woman with the slender waist ended up adding an additional part to the sentence in her mind... she instinctively thought that if she couldn't eat animals, she could only eat vegetables.
”It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! d.a.m.ned baldy, you were playing dirty and using confusing words! I refuse to accept it!” the woman with the slender waist shouted.
However, it didn't matter whether she wanted to accept it or not, the strength the paG.o.da was getting stronger and stronger while the struggle she was putting up weaker and weaker. Eventually, she was dragged inside the small paG.o.da!
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rubbed her face. She felt that her facial expression was a bit stiff at this time. She was speechless and didn't know what to say.
”Fairy Bie Xue, this lowly monk will now take his leave. I'll have that foolish snake chant scriptures and practice again while inside the paG.o.da.” The voice was transmitted once more. As one might have guessed, the monk in the paG.o.da was also acquainted with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. In addition, their relations.h.i.+p seemed to be as good as the one between Bie Xue and the woman with the slender waist.
”I see. See you again, Great Master. I wish you two to have fun,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. It seemed she was rather indifferent about the monk forcefully taking away her friend.
The reason was that this same matter had taken more than thirty times in the last 200 years.
As if that wasn't enough, each time it had happened in her presence. As such, she had become somewhat numb to it!
Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was speaking, a banging sound was transmitted from within the paG.o.da. It was the final struggle of the woman with the slender waist.
But after a short while, the paG.o.da restored its calm.