Chapter 591: Seven: Im going to kill that baboon! (1/2)

Chapter 591: Seven: I'm going to kill that baboon!

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

After those two Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcenders left, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman finally returned to his house.

Then, he prepared to go in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and see whether or not Song Shuhang was online. If he was online, he would tell him about the matter related to those two Tribulation Transcenders. However, little friend Shuhang was currently in s.p.a.ce. Did he even have the possibility to get online?

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the group chat had been incredibly lively as of late.

All the people in the group had a common topic to chat about. The weapons of many fellow daoists were already itching to get into action and go to Medicine Master's place to have a heart-to-heart conversation with Copper Trigram.

All the fellow daoists wanted to know whom had Copper Trigram disguised as during the past several hundred years with his d.a.m.nable 'disguising technique' to cheat other people with his divinations.

At this time, Northern River's Loose Cultivator wrote in the group: ” @Su Clan's Seven, Fellow Daoist Seven, I've heard that you are already headed toward Brother Medicine Master's place to meet Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, is that correct?”

”That's correct. I already wanted to go to Medicine Master's place to get some special raw medicinal materials. Therefore, I decided to conveniently take a look at Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram while I was at it. However, something unexpected happened while I was on my way there. Hehehe... ?” Su Clan's Seven popped out and sent an evil smile.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”What happened?”

”Just as I was on my way there, I saw a baboon trying to pa.s.s off as 'Su Clan's Seven' happily loitering around. Hehehe. At this time, I'm chasing after that baboon. If I don't chop that monkey to pieces today, my surname is not Su! Anyway, let's have this discussion later since I'm currently busy. I'll bring that d.a.m.nable baboon to Fellow Daoist Medicine Master's place and gift it to him.” After writing this much, Su Clan's Seven returned in lurking mode.

”...” Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

Dharma King Creation: ”Speaking of baboons...”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Yeah, this must be Brother Thrice Reckless' doing!”

Fairy Dongfang Six (kamikaze driver): ”Are we talking about the baboon form that Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless used as a camouflage back then on the Grievance Settling Platform? Did he get addicted to it afterward?”

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”Given Thrice Reckless' disposition, he probably thought: 'Woah! This baboon form is rather good, and I simply can't stop using it after trying it once'. Then, after turning into a baboon, he must have gone around shouting something like: 'I'm Su Clan's Seven. I ask everyone to keep my looks in mind'.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”No wonder Fellow Daoist Seven was so upset. Anyone witnessing such a scene would go mad. Anyway, Little Six, there is an extra part in your nickname. Did you add it there yourself?”

Fairy Dongfang Six (kamikaze driver): ”Which extra part?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Kamikaze driver?”

Fairy Dongfang Six (kamikaze driver): ”Ah? I didn't add anything! Dammit, who added that extra part? Come out! Look how I run over your face with my car!”

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”Aside from the user itself, only True Monarch Yellow Mountain and the other administrators of the group can change nicknames. However, all the administrators are powerful seniors of n.o.ble character and high prestige. They shouldn't be bored to the point of playing silly pranks such as this.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”And the founder of the group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, isn't this bored, either.”

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”Hehe, True Monarch Yellow Mountain surely wouldn't do something of the sort... however, there is Doudou with him. Who knows, perhaps Doudou was able to get his hands on True Monarch Yellow Mountain's account?”

Dharma King Creation: ”I dare to bet that it was definitely Doudou's doing.”

Fairy Firefly: ”Doudou +1”

Treasure Forging Heavenly Mansion's Yang Xian: ”Doudou +2.”

Island Master Tian Tiankong: ”Doudou +3.”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: ”Doudou +4.”

Fairy Dongfang Six: ”Dammit, I'll remember about this!”

At this time, in True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal cave.

Doudou, who was preparing to stealthily run away from home, suddenly felt uneasy. He felt as though he could get into a car crash at any time.

”Weird, what did I do recently? Wait a moment, I didn't do anything wrong recently and behaved very well! Whatever, I should run into s.p.a.ce first and think about this matter later. It will be over if stupid Yellow Mountain manages to marry me to a man!” Doudou used his paw to rub his nose and quietly continued with his great escape.

He, Doudou, a monster dog of the Fourth Stage, would absolutely not marry a man!

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Right at this time, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman also got online. ”Now then, was little friend Shuhang online recently?”

Fairy Lychee: ”Didn't Fairy Firefly send little friend Shuhang to s.p.a.ce? I heard that he was going to stay in s.p.a.ce for one month. Right, from what I remember, Senior Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said that he wanted to bring little friend Shuhang to explore an ancient grave. @Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue .”

However, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue wasn't online and couldn't reply.

Fairy Lychee: ”It seems that Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue is offline. Anyway, Seven Lives Talisman, why are you looking for little friend Shuhang?”

”Nothing important. I just asked thoughtlessly. On the other hand, was there any news of Venerable White's squad after they entered the ancient ruins?” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”They are still inside the ruins. This time, they didn't come out due to Senior White suddenly stumbling and wiping out the entire team. They probably reaped many benefits in there.”

Fairy Lychee: ”I really envy them. Had I known earlier, I would have also partic.i.p.ated in the hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion!”

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”Fairy Lychee, you don't need to worry. There is still the next session of the hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion.”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”Ahaha. I've heard that Venerable White will partic.i.p.ate as a contestant in the next session. I'm afraid that the compet.i.tion will be especially... deadly!

All the fellow daoists immediately thought of a fearsome scene. During the hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion, Venerable White's luck allowed him to b.u.mp into all the lucky traps, making him advance by leaps and bounds. On the other hand, the other contestants had only bad luck. Meteors falling from the sky, lava erupting from flat land, earth giving way, and so on awaited them. Just the thought was scary enough.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: ”Who will be in charge of preparing the next hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion? We must remind that Fellow Daoist to get life insurance for all the partic.i.p.ants before the start of the compet.i.tion.”

Dharma King Creation sighed with emotion and said, ”What Fellow Daoist Northern River said is indeed reasonable.”

Just as the various seniors were discussing the next session of the hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion, little friend Song Shuhang quietly got online.