Chapter 489: The secret of the golden chain (1/2)
Chapter 489: The secret of the golden chain
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
”Don't mention Thrice Song again and we can still be friends,” Song Shuhang replied.
He didn't want to have any relations.h.i.+p with Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's rule of not committing the same mistake more than three times and this dao name called 'Thrice Song'.
Mad Mental Hospital's Director: ”Then, how about Song Four or Song Five?”
”I'd be grateful if you could just put an end to this topic,” Song Shuhang replied. Afterward, he resolutely changed the subject. ”How come I didn't see you online playing games recently?”
”I graduated from school and started working. I don't have much time to play games nowadays.” Mad Mental Hospital's Director sighed with emotion and said, ”Moreover, I've been trying to find a way to change this old illness of mine.”
”What illness?” Song Shuhang asked.
”It's a rather bad illness,” Mad Mental Hospital's Director said. ”How can I explain it… let's make an example. When a man sees a very attractive woman, he would want to do her, right?”
Song Shuhang said, ”...Are you a stallion whose spermatozoa rushed to its head?”
”It's just an example!” Mad Mental Hospital's Director quickly replied.
Song Shuhang said, ”Alright. Although sperm might have rushed to your head, it's not too strange for a man to l.u.s.t after a beautiful woman after seeing her.”
Mad Mental Hospital's Director sighed with emotion and said, ”The problem is that my illness doesn't stop at this...”
Song Shuhang sent a question mark: ”?”
”Due to this illness of mine, whenever the thought of 'doing' the beautiful woman pops up in my mind, my body automatically moves toward her in order to bang her,” Mad Mental Hospital's Director said.
”...” Song Shuhang said, ” 110 1 operator? Can I report a crime? There is this scary pervert upstairs! Please, arrest him!”
”Like I said earlier, it was just an example! An example!” Mad Mental Hospital's Director said.
Song Shuhang said, ”You're using such abnormal and scary examples. I think that it's still better to report you to the authorities.”
”Stop! If you stop with this stuff about reporting me to the 110, we can be still friends,” Mad Mental Hospital's Director said helplessly.
Song Shuhang: ”Ahahaha.”
”Moreover, I would like very much to get rid of this illness that makes my body move on its own!” Mad Mental Hospital's Director sighed with emotion.
”There are two solutions,” Song Shuhang suggested. ”The first one is to have a strong will.”
Mad Mental Hospital's Director: ”If will alone could solve this problem, I wouldn't be so sad!”
”The second method is to have you castrated! If the source of your l.u.s.t is cut off, you cannot commit the crime even if you want to! Ahahaha!” Song Shuhang said evilly.
Mad Mental Hospital's Director: ”...”
After a short period of time, he replied in a serious tone, ”Perhaps this is the way.”
This time, it was Song Shuhang's turn to be speechless.
”Hey, hey, hey. Direction, you don't have to take it to heart!” Song Shuhang quickly said. ”I don't want you to turn into China's last court eunuch due to my joke!”
”F*ck off. Who said that I wanted to be a court eunuch? I only said that eliminating the problem at the root might be the solution,” Mad Mental Hospital's Director said. ”Anyway, I have to go now since a senior called me. It's quite troublesome after you start working. You can't really control your life anymore.”
”Go, go!” Song Shuhang said with a smile.
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On the surface of the boundless sea, twenty men were squeezed into a small boat.
It was precisely that group of twenty monster hunters.
Amongst them, a young monster hunter put his phone away and muttered to himself, ”Eliminate the problem at the root… but how can monster hunters get rid of this impulse that rushes up to their heads as soon as they see a monster?”
”What are you talking about?” the big and tall leader of the monster hunters said with a smile as he patted the shoulder of the young monster hunter.
”Leader, it's nothing. Anyway, the opposite party even stole our Monster Binding Chain. Is there really no problem?” the young monster hunter asked.
”Don't worry. It was just a Monster Binding Chain, nothing too important. Moreover, the chain can help us lock the position of that monster.” The team leader clenched his fist and said, ”There is bound to be a day when we'll catch him and seal him!”
The corner of the young monster hunter's mouth twitched.
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Song Shuhang put his phone away and went to wash his face and rinse his mouth. Afterward, he went to wake up Guoguo.
”Senior Brother Shuhang, good morning,” Guoguo said as he rubbed his eyes.
”Wash your face and rinse your mouth. In a while, we'll go to eat breakfast. Then, don't forget about your practice and morning buddhist scriptures,” Song Shuhang said with a smile.
”Yes.” Guoguo stood up and ran to wash his face. He was always together with Song Shuhang lately, and his cultivation speed had increased by leaps and bounds due to the effects of the enlightenment stone.
Yu Jiaojiao jumped from the windowsill and directly landed on Song Shuhang's shoulder. She was likewise benefitting from the effects of the enlightenment stone. Therefore, she quite liked staying close to Song Shuhang.
”When will we reach China?” Yu Jiaojiao asked.
Song Shuhang said, ”I don't know, either. However, this cruise s.h.i.+p is something that Senior Seven Lives Talisman prepared. Therefore, its speed should be faster than other cruise s.h.i.+ps.”
”Let's quickly get back to China and kidnap that author so that we can have him write the plot of the movie,” Yu Jiaojiao said excitedly.