Chapter 441: A kamikaze driver is hiding amongst us (1/2)
Chapter 441: A kamikaze driver is hiding amongst us
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Behind Dharma King Creation, 'Young Master Phoenix edition' Song Shuhang secretly wiped the sweat from his face. When the coiling flight feature finally came to an end, he landed directly behind Dharma King Creation.
Thanks to Young Master Phoenix Slayer's keen hearing, he was able to hear the content of Dharma King Creation's phone call. It wasn't that Song Shuhang was trying to eavesdrop, he simply couldn't control Young Master Phoenix Slayer's hearing and ended up hearing what they were talking about even without trying it.
However, he hadn't expected that Dharma King Creation would be so sinister!
At the first glance, he seemed to be a tank-type muscular monk that could aggro monsters and transform into a Super Saiyan, but little that he expect that he would turn out to be so evil.
With just a call, he threw Thrice Reckless Mad Saber into confusion and even involved the innocent Northern River's Loose Cultivator who was just pa.s.sing by.
The saying 'you can't judge a book by its cover' was really fitting for this senior, right?
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Inside the eight-trigram information collecting formation, the host Jiang Shan kept commenting, h.e.l.lo everyone. This hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion is truly fast-changing! Miss Soft Feather, who seemed to have turned her misfortune into a blessing, activated another trap that made her return to the starting point! But it doesn't matter. After all, the compet.i.tion has just started, and Miss Soft Feather might still have an opportunity to win! Let's cheer for her and wish her good luck once more!
Since Miss Soft Feather activated another trap, Young Master Phoenix Slayer returned to the leading position once again… oh? Wait a moment, it seems that Young Master Phoenix Slayer's luck has finally run out. He also ran into a trap, the type that makes you hover in place for a while. His luck was still better compared to that of Miss Soft Feather though. At least, he didn't return to the starting point… however, ten seconds of hovering in place are enough to allow the other contestants to overtake him! Several hand-guided tractors surpa.s.sed him already; he went from the first position to one of the last ones!
We have currently several people fighting for the first place. They are True Monarch Fallout, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Northern River's Loose Cultivator, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, and that baboon fellow daoist. Wait, something unexpected happened. The baboon fellow daoist and Northern River's Loose Cultivator clashed against each other! Sparks flew amongst the two, and both lost their place in the lineup fighting for the first place!
Now, let's take a look at what's happening in the rear. True Monarch White Crane and Scholar Drunken Earth are still playing hide-and-seek. Unknowingly, the two of them have already reached the 10th and 13th place! The rear of Fellow Daoist White Crane's hand-guided tractor has been severely damaged, and the open container behind is already broken. However, Scholar Drunken Well doesn't plan to let it off. Although we don't know what happened between the two, let's cheer for them. Whether it is True Monarch White Crane or Scholar Blinding Light, let's wish them good results!
Oh, there was another change on the battlefield. In the rear, one of the fellow daoists suddenly accelerated and dashed forward. The golden-colored hand-guided tractor number 27 belongs to Dharma King Creation! Earlier, he kept a low profile and smoothly advanced while staying in the rear. But now, he suddenly accelerated. Is he planning to catch up with the group in the front fighting for the first positions? This compet.i.tion is getting more and more interesting. Let's wait and see what happens!
Just as Jiang Shan was commenting what was happening, the intermittent sound of buddhist scriptures being read started to spread from Dharma King Creation's hand-guided tractor.
His golden-colored hand-guided tractor was full of religious writings, and now, the writings finally activated, changing into a myriad of little monks that filled the sky. These illusory little monks increased all the stats of the tractor. They increased its speed, decreased its weight, lubricated its components, and so on...
In the blink of an eye, Dharma King Creation surpa.s.sed something like forty fellow daoists and caught up with Thrice Reckless Mad Saber and Northern River's Loose Cultivator.
Dharma King Creation laughed loudly and said, ”Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless!”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, who was in the middle of fighting Northern River's Loose Cultivator, angrily replied, ”What do you want now!”
If not for Dharma King Creation's sudden and unexpected call, his tractor would have gone out of control, b.u.mping into Northern River's Loose Cultivator and making the latter mad!
”Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless, I want the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯!” Dharma King Creation said with a laugh.
After hearing this much, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was puzzled. ”Dharma King Creation, what relation does it have with me whether or not you want the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯?”
”Of course it is related with you! As long as I manage to overthrow you, someone will lend me the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯ so that I can appreciate it! Wahahaha!” Dharma King laughed out loud and continued, ”Enough chit-chat. Thrice Reckless, take my Invincible Heaven Shaking Buddhist Fist!”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's eyes immediately teared up. What buddhist monk, this Dharma King Creation was plotting against him since the beginning!
”F*ck, f*ck, f*ck! Dharma King, we've been friends for so many years, and our friends.h.i.+p should be more valuable than the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯, right?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said impatiently.
He was already trying his best to block the attacks of the angry Northern River… and now, Dharma King Creation charged toward him from behind, further aggravating the situation?
”The answer should be quite clear… of course it isn't! Thrice Reckless, die!” Dharma King Creation laughed madly. Then, the golden statue of a Buddha suddenly stood up from the open container attached to the rear of the tractor.
That statue wasn't like those you would find in ordinary temples. This statue was holding a long staff in its hands, and its entire body was glittering. The bald head of this statue was somewhat similar to that of Dharma King Creation when he was using the ❮Warring Buddha's True Body❯.
After the statue of the Buddha stood up, it raised its fist, which was almost as big as the open container in the rear, and sent it toward Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's hand-guided tractor.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber issued a blood-curdling scream, ”Nooooooo…!!!”
”Boom…” The huge fist smashed to pieces the defensive formation protecting Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's hand-guided tractor. His tractor immediately turned into a defenseless lamb, exposing its unprotected body to Northern River's Loose Cultivator's sharp and pointed rams.
”Thrice Reckless, eat my attack!” The drills on Northern River's Loose Cultivator's hand-guided tractor pierced through Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's tractor.