Chapter 439: Soft Feather with tears streaming down her face (1/2)

Chapter 439: Soft Feather with tears streaming down her face

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

On the live broadcast, the host kept gasping with admiration. True Monarch Yellow Mountain isn't an established senior for nothing. Earlier, he didn't carelessly increase the speed of his hand-guided tractor. He modified his tractor by perfectly merging cultivation and scientific elements. From the start up until now, his speed has always been stable, and this stable and steady pace allowed him to overtake several other fellow daoists.

Song Shuhang shot a glance at True Monarch Yellow Mountain who almost caught up to him and forced a smile, saying, ”Senior Yellow Mountain, didn't you say that you were going to partic.i.p.ate only for fun?”

Since he was partic.i.p.ating for fun, he should be happy by just partic.i.p.ating! Why was he putting in so much effort and even fighting for the first place?!

Song Shuhang absolutely had to place within the first ten! If True Monarch Yellow Mountain were to suddenly get serious and fight for the first ten places as well, it would be very troublesome for him!

”Hehe… what can I say. I didn't expect that your modifying skills would be so bad. I casually modified my hand-guided tractor, and I'm merely partic.i.p.ating for fun, and yet, I was able to surpa.s.s so many of you guys.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed out loud.

At this time, Song Shuhang felt the aura of a big and sinister school bully spread from True Monarch Yellow Mountain's body.

It was particularly annoying, and it made others feel like punching him in the face.

”Anyway, good luck, little friend Shuhang. Keep going and you might still place amongst the first ten. In the meantime, I'll take my leave.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed and grabbed the steering wheel of the tractor tightly. Next, he steadily and firmly surpa.s.sed Song Shuhang's hand-guided tractor number 44 by half the length of a vehicle while continuously shaking along with his own tractor.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain is worthy of his name. What a steady and flawless performance. Now, let's congratulate the contestant number 5, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, for temporarily taking the lead in the hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion… eh? It seems someone is shouting. The sound is very large… wait, it seems to be a song? Is one of the spectators cheering for the contestants? In that case, let's try to catch the sound with the speakers.

Soon after, a crisp and melodious voice was transmitted from the 'eight-trigram information collecting formation' to the whole world of cultivators.

”The fragrance of blooming flower baskets~ Hear this song of mine~ Come to the great Yellow Mountain~ It's a beautiful place with beautiful sceneries~ There are crops everywhere~ with a stupid Yellow Mountain all over the place~”

Doudou's 'Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain' shook the entire world!

The host, Jiang Shan, was dumbstruck.

”Pfff…” On the cloud-shaped magical treasures, the majority of the spectators almost burst out in laughter.

Those that weren't able to understand what was going on had a confused expression on their face… for example the disciples of the Chu Family. They couldn't understand why the seniors around were holding their laughter back.

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True Monarch Yellow Mountain's expression darkened.

He had been careless and forgot to mute Doudou earlier, giving him an opportunity to create trouble.

Maybe he should really prepare some dog meat hotpot this evening...

Next, True Monarch Yellow Mountain activated a sealing technique and roared, ”Muting technique!”

On the clouds, the collar of a lovely pekingese shone slightly. Soon after, the lovely pekingese was unable to use human language again and could only bark.

However, a ray of wisdom flashed through the dog eyes of the pekingese… Stupid Yellow Mountain, you're too naive!

The same skill won't work twice on me!

Doudou calmly moved away, revealing a huge loudspeaker and a music player hidden beneath his body.

Then, he stretched out his claw and pressed on the music player.

”The fragrance of blooming flower baskets~ Hear this song of mine~”

The world-shaking 'Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain' played once more.

The song was light-hearted and with a simple tune. It had terse lyrics and was very good to read aloud.

Moreover, all these cultivators, unless they practiced some special technique, had good memory. They could keep this light-hearted song in mind after hearing it only once and hum it immediately after. If they were to hear it a second time, they could even sing it in its entirety.

As if that wasn't enough, the 'Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain' was rather catchy.

After hearing it once, the people on the scene unconsciously got carried away by the tune, and some of them even started to hum some of the lines.

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Cut... quickly cut off this part! The anxious voice of the host, Jiang Shan, was transmitted from the live broadcast… however, it was too late.

From the looks of it, all the cultivators of the world would know about the 'Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain' by tomorrow.

”Doudou!!!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain bellowed and couldn't endure it anymore.

He patted on his tractor with his hand. In the next moment, the hand-guided tractor number 5 rose into the sky while emitting tons of black smoke. He was planning to catch up to Doudou and butcher him.

”Woof woof!” Doudou barked at True Monarch Yellow Mountain with a complacent look on his face. He didn't bother running away, because he knew that he couldn't run away from True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

Even the wind-fire wheels that he could use to quickly escape was something that True Monarch Yellow Mountain manufactured for him. Therefore, he really had no chance of escaping and bravely waited for True Monarch Yellow Mountain to come and catch him.

At this time, Doudou felt that the sentence Soft Feather said back then was very correct…'We are not children anymore. Of course we need to be responsible for every action we make.'

Doudou felt that he had discovered an important truth and was thus fearless. Even if True Monarch Yellow Mountain were to mute him for a whole year, he wouldn't have any regret in this dog life of his.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain crushed the music player to smithereens and grabbed Doudou, throwing him on the edge of the hand-guided tractor.

”Woof woof!” Doudou raised his head and barked at True Monarch Yellow Mountain… If you want to torture or beat me, go ahead. I don't fear death!

The corner of True Monarch Yellow Mountain's mouth twitched. Then, he operated his hand-guided tractor and rumbled away from the place where the compet.i.tion was held, disappearing at the horizon.