Chapter 386: Noooooooo! (1/2)
Chapter 386: Noooooooo!
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
When they approached the location of the Chu Family, they found two clansmen guarding the entrance.
Since Soft Feather lived in the Chu Family for the past few days, the clansmen knew that she was Miss Chu Chunying's friend and let her pa.s.s.
As for Song Shuhang, he asked, ”Fellow Daoists, did you see a senior cultivator wearing white clothes and the talented Miss Chu Chu from your family come here earlier?”
The two guards scratched their heads in puzzlement and stared at Song Shuhang, ”Senior Sister Chu Chu, what are you talking about? You're indeed talented, but…” If you brag about it yourself, it's a bit embarra.s.sing!
”...” Song Shuhang.
F*ck, I forgot that I have Chu Chu's appearance right now!
Sigh~ Anyway, from what the guards said, it seemed that Venerable White and Chu Chu didn't come here. Did Senior White conceal his aura and directly barged into the Chu Family?
Given Senior White's straightforward disposition, it was possible!
Thereupon, Song Shuhang and Soft Feather entered the territory of the Chu Family together, heading toward the place Chu Chunying arranged for Soft Feather to stay.
On the road, they chatted about a few matters.
”Right, Soft Feather. Did you receive a gift from Senior White earlier?” Song Shuhang asked since he saw Venerable White write the words 'Spirit b.u.t.terfly Island's Soft Feather' on one of the gifts.
”I didn't receive anything.” Soft Feather shook her head.
”Strange, Senior White clearly sent you a gift,” Song Shuhang muttered. Then, he laughed and said, ”It's a good thing that you didn't receive it. Otherwise, you would have turned into a meteor like the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group did today, forming a meteor shower.”
”Eh?” Soft Feather quickly turned her head and stared at Song Shuhang. ”Senior Song, did you just say that I was supposed to be part of that meteor shower?”
”Correct! What an awful experience by the way! Ascending to the sky with the coiling flight feature, flying with all kinds of weird and scary patterns, not to forget that meteor-like effect, as well that landing style you saw earlier. The seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group made several holes in the ground before the Grievance Settling Platform due to that landing style. Moreover, I personally saw Senior Seven and Senior Copper Trigram ascend to the sky amidst blood-curdling screams,” Song Shuhang said while still having a lingering fear.
”Coiling flight feature, weird flying patterns, meteor-like effect, explosive landing…” Soft Feather said softly. Soon after, she clenched her fists and said, ”Just thinking about it… makes me feel excited.”
”What?” Song Shuhang thought he misheard.
”Dammit, why did all the seniors receive the gift when I didn't! I also wanted to coil my way toward the sky, fly with weird patterns, and change into a meteor! I was even prepared to go into s.p.a.ce!” Soft Feather said with an aggrieved expression on her face as she poked her index fingers against each other.
”...” Song Shuhang.
Originally, he thought that Soft Feather was someone relatively normal amidst the Nine Provinces Number One Group and that her train of thought was on the same wavelength of his… but he didn't expect that she was actually the most abnormal one of all!
While chatting, the duo headed toward the depths of the Chu Family. The residence Chu Chunying arranged for Soft Feather was precisely her own dwelling, which was situated in the inner part of the Chu Family.
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In the meanwhile, in front of the Grievance Settling Platform.
Elder Jian Yuanhai of the Illusory Sword School and Chu Kangbo from the Chu Family were standing in front of each other. Jian Yuanhai was holding his sword tightly while staring at Chu Kangbo.
His opponent seemed to be seriously injured; perhaps he still had a chance to win!
Below the platform.
The seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group managed to stop Venerable White from disa.s.sembling the missile with much difficulty, promising him many things in exchange… for example, they promised they would let him visit some of their companies abroad that were manufacturing ammunition and the likes.
Only then were they able to make Venerable White forget about the missile.
Thereupon, since he had nothing to do, Venerable White borrowed Northern River's Loose Cultivator's laptop. Since he was the always online holy warrior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Northern River still had the laptop with him when he was coiled toward the sky and brought here.
After borrowing the computer, Venerable White took out what resembled a USB flash drive made of wood and inserted it into the computer.
After that, Venerable White swiftly moved his fingers and started to operate the laptop.
The nearby Yellow Mountain, Lychee, Doudou, and Northern River decided to take a look at the screen, curious as to what Venerable White was doing.
As soon as he saw the pictures on the screen, Doudou couldn't contain himself. ”Pfffff~”
On the screen, Venerable White opened several files one after another.
There was the scene of True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple madly screaming while ascending to the sky… there were the blurred pictures of Fairy Lychee wearing nothing but a s.e.xy nightgown… there was the scene where Fairy Dongfang was still dancing while she ascended to the sky, her expression both terrified and angry… there was the scene where Yellow Mountain was calmly holding his rice bowl while flying… as well as the scene of Cave Lord Snow Wolf bathing the small snow wolf, and next was the scene where he was shedding tears while spinning in the sky… the scene where Northern River's Loose Cultivator nasal mucus and saliva were spurting all over… as well as the scene where True Monarch White Crane was flying with its true form revealed—since it was quickly spinning while flying, its neck had tied itself like a knot.
Then, there were some pictures were a stark naked Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was tightly embracing Scholar Drunken x.x.x (unfortunately, the members of the group couldn't remember his name at the moment). The two of them were hugging each other while drilling through the ceiling of the immortal cave.
Next was the scene where Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was tearing the clothes of the scholar while flying the sky with the 'windmill' flight pattern. This scene was so beautiful that it could permanently blind whoever saw it.