Chapter 373: Let’s watch together the meteor shower descending onto the Grievance Settling Platform! (1/2)
Chapter 373: Let’s watch together the meteor shower descending onto the Grievance Settling Platform!
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
”What is fellow daoist Thrice Reckless trying to do? He's not wearing any clothing… Aaaaah~” Dharma King Creation asked in puzzlement while spinning.
”Did my sight get blurry after rotating for so long, or is there someone else next to fellow daoist Thrice Reckless? He looks very familiar! Aaaaah~”
”You're not mistaken. There is indeed someone else. Is that Scholar Sober Eye? Aaaaah~”
”Don't get his name wrong! That's Scholar Sober Star! Aaaaah~”
At this time, a fairy maiden with a tall and thin stature wearing a dancing dress quickly caught up with the group. It was precisely Fairy Dongfang who was previously dancing on the Tian mountain range. She joined the conversation and said, ”Stop sowing confusion. I remember that the first word of that scholar's name was related to 'wine'. Perhaps it was 'brew'? His name should be Scholar Brewing Liquid! Eh? Why are the two of them hugging each other? And Thrice Reckless is even naked! He is tearing the clothes of the scholar as well... gaaaaaaay! Ahahahaaaaaaah~”
While this perverted scene was going on, Fairy Dongfang quickly surpa.s.sed the others and took the lead, becoming the first person that would reach the coordinates Venerable White set. Her flying sword had the 'infinite acceleration' feature, and it was especially fast.
”...” Dharma King Creation.
”...” True Monarch Fallout.
”Fellow Daoists, you should stop giving the poor scholar random names just because you can't remember the real one.” At this time, a man dressed up like a loose cultivator zigzagged his way toward the group of people. He was still holding a laptop in his hands, and one could faintly see the interface of the Nine Provinces Number One Group on the screen. After saying this much, he shot a glance at the small piece of paper glued to the corner of the screen and said, ”Since we can't remember his dao name, we can use his online username for now… When the bright moon appears!”
”Brother Northern River, you're also here. Aaaaah~” A man with snow-white hair and a flying sword with the 'rattle-drum' flight pattern also converged with the group. At this time, he was hugging a cute snow-white wolf. The body of the small wolf was covered in bubbles… it seemed that the man was giving the small wolf a bath when they were seized by the disposable flying sword. The poor wolf had already fainted, and its eyes were still spinning.
The man dressed up like a loose cultivator was precisely the always online holy warrior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Northern River's Loose Cultivator.
At this time, some of the sharp-eyed fellow daoists saw on the screen of Northern River's Loose Cultivator's laptop that Immortal Master Copper Trigram had sent a message not too long ago: ”Today, I was in the mood and decided to perform a divination for several fellow daoists. I discovered that all of you would receive a blessing from the heavens. I wish everyone good luck!”
F******ck, it's that shady fortune teller! Speaking of which, why wasn't he sent flying over here as well?
Northern River's Loose Cultivator waved at the man with snow-white hair. ”Brother Snow Wolf, you're also here! Aaaaah~ ...the rotation is about to staaaart~”
As they were chatting, more and more fellow daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group started to converge in the meteor shower...
The acquainted fellow daoists forced a smile and started to greet each other.
Very soon, more than forty fellow daoists converged in the meteor shower.
”Eh? There is another fellow daoist coming over,” Cave Lord Snow Wolf shouted.
Then, everybody saw the gloomy expression of the newly arrived fellow daoist. He was still holding a bowl of rice in his hands; he was having a meal when the disposable flying sword 'kidnapped' him.
”Eh? It's True Monarch Yellow Mountain!” Northern River's Loose Cultivator exclaimed after seeing the newcomer.
The newcomer was precisely the founder of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
He seemed to have a certain prestige amongst the members of the group. As soon as he appeared, several members of the group greeted him one after another.
”So many of you were sent flying?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain calmly looked at those present. Then, he ate a mouthful of rice and asked, ”Now then, was everyone delivered here by Senior White's disposable flying swords?”
”Yes, yes! Aaaaaah~” Northern River's Loose Cultivator replied.
”...” True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued, ”Right, didn't you guys use Senior White's emotes as profile pictures? Then kept spamming them in the chat for the past few days?”
”Ahaha… ahaha…” Several fellow daoists laughed hollowly.
Originally, they all thought that the principle of the ma.s.ses not getting punished by the law would apply here. Since there were so many people using his emotes, they thought that Senior White wouldn't go to each fellow daoist's place and punish them. No one imagined that he would send a disposable flying sword to each of them and reunite everyone in one place.
”It seems that all the fellow daoists that received the gift did something of the sort. That's the main reason you received that disposable flying sword in the first place.” After saying this much, True Monarch Yellow Mountain deeply sighed. ”But why the h.e.l.l did I receive one too?”
For the past few days, he secretly looked at the events unfolding in the group. Since he was aware of the principle of 'you won't die unless you seek death', he didn't do anything reckless. He controlled himself and didn't download the Senior White's expression package, didn't use Senior White's emotes in the chat, and didn't use his emotes as avatar either.
Such being the case… why did he also receive a disposable flying sword?
Was it because he was the founder of the group?
Or perhaps Senior White had an extra gift and conveniently sent it to him?
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True Monarch Yellow Mountain forgot that he also sent a picture of Senior White in the group. It happened when he asked Soft Feather: 'Whose are those two hands in the picture?' after posting the image of the twin-tailed Senior White.
However… True Monarch Yellow Mountain wasn't blessed with a disposable flying sword because he sent that picture in the group.
Senior White sent him that disposable flying sword on a whim.
After reuniting all the fellow daoists, Venerable White wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to hold the 'hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion'. Therefore, how could someone like True Monarch Yellow Mountain miss such an important occasion?
And how could they easily gather the fifty, sixty hand-guided tractors necessary for the compet.i.tion without him?
Therefore, since he was at it, Venerable White conveniently sent a gift to True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
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After seeing that the fellow daoists in the front were steadily increasing in number, True Monarch White Crane took another deep breath.
All of them were busy at home when the disposable flying swords kidnapped them, bringing them away. Whenever it recalled that it was itself that delivered those gifts, it became a little panicky.
It's over!