Chapter 334: Lady Onion, where’s your upper body? (1/2)
Chapter 334: Lady Onion, where’s your upper body?
Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu
”Since it's little friend Shuhang, perhaps he can struggle and stay alive for a few more episodes 1 ?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain pinched his chin, mumbling to himself. After all, little friend Shuhang was different from the fellow daoists that welcomed Venerable White the previous times.
”Hmph, that little kid... I bet he can live two more episodes at most!” said the being next to True Monarch Yellow Mountain with disdain. Its appearance was as beautiful as that of an angel, boasting six wings on the back and radiating 'holy light' from the entire body.
It was none other than True Monarch White Crane, who was very popular in the West.
True Monarch White Crane possessed the bloodline left behind by a mythological beast from ancient times. That species had no gender when they emerged from their eggs. Only when they found the true love of their life, as well as signed something similar to a marriage contract, would their gender change into the opposite of their love interest.
If their true love was a male, they would become female. If their true love was a female, they would become male.
This was a species that allowed the true freedom of love, surpa.s.sing the boundaries of gender and species... truth be told, it was not an easy feat for such bloodline to continue into the present day.
Note: Even though True Monarch White Crane had already found the desired partner of its life, it had not signed any special marriage contract—hence it was still in a genderless state.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed, not refuting True Monarch White Crane's words.
True Monarch White Crane swiped on its own tablet and the interface of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' appeared on the screen. After it traveled till here from the faraway West, it discovered that Venerable White had been added to the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Therefore, it thickened its face and asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain to add itself to the group too.
True Monarch White Crane's ID in the group was 'I'm that little white crane at the edge of the Earth's End'—it seemed like an ID with a backstory.
And at this time, it carefully stored the [Senior White's expression package] on its tablet and used a program to export each picture within it before saving all of them into a doc.u.ment.
True Monarch White Crane looked very satisfied—it kept looking at the almost sixty pictures of Venerable White over and over again. Every time it saw a picture, a blissful look would appear on its face.
”This is awesome, just like paradise,” True Monarch White Crane muttered.
When True Monarch Yellow Mountain saw what happened, gooseb.u.mps appeared on his arms—sometimes, he felt that hardcore fans could be rather scary, because one wouldn't even know if their fans would enlarge one's pictures and hang them onto their wall, staring at them while fantasizing.
”Ahem, White Crane, you came all the way here just to be added to the group?” asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain. If it really wanted to be added to the group, it could have just called or sent a thousand mile sound transmission.
”Of course it's not as simple as just joining the group,” True Monarch White Crane said with a serious look on its face. ”The main reason why I came here is to report about the aftermath of the previous matter that I dealt with for Senior White.”
”The previous matter? Oh, are you talking about the incident regarding Instructor Li Xihua? Don't tell me there are new developments?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain thought of that flight Instructor.
”It's not just the Instructor Li Xihua's incident, there's also the issue regarding the s.p.a.ce station. There aren't many developments, and I have already dealt with the matter appropriately.” True Monarch White Crane sighed with emotion as it said, ”Instructor Li Xihua's issue was rather easy to deal with. Even though he was on air on national television, as long as the astronaut Anthony safely went back, I could use the media and officials to spread the message and erase all issues caused by Instructor Li Xihua's appearance bit by bit. Hence, the Western community a.s.sumed that Instructor Li Xihua's appearance was a one-time collaboration with the Chinese. Speaking of which, after he got brought back by you guys, how did it go?”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain shrugged and said, ”Recently, I was preparing to increase my realm—I had no time to concern myself with Instructor Li Xihua. But according to Zhou Li's report, Venerable White erased his memories once more and sent him back to the aviation training center. Later on, I sent someone to take care of him, allowing him to get back on track and help him live an ordinary life… there shouldn't be any huge problems.”
The person he sent to take care of Li Xihua was an expert at cleaning up the mess made by others— he was of the same rank as Zhou Li. Every time one of his fellow daoist friends stirred some trouble, he would send that subordinate to deal with it—for example, not long ago, when a fellow daoist came out of secluded meditation, he destroyed nineteen monster beasts called 'cars'. It was that subordinate who settled everything perfectly back then.
”That's good… but the memories of Instructor Li Xihua got erased too many times in such a short period of time. For all you know, it might have a huge impact on his brain. I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, it will have to depend on his own fortune. Also, I had been dealing with the huge hole in the s.p.a.ce station recently, and it took me much effort to fix it. Both incidents have been resolved perfectly, I'm going to prepare to report everything to Senior White,” True Monarch White Crane said while clenching its fist.
It had repeatedly brought up the thought of reporting that incident to Senior White, it seemed like it was doing it to boost its own morale?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain secretly rolled his eyes—he had seen through it. White Crane wanted to find an excuse to get closer to Venerable White but did not dare to approach the latter either, hence it was in a dilemma.
I have to send this guy away, or it would definitely stay in my immortal cave and create trouble for me.
”Hurry and go!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain thus said in a serious manner. ”You are just reporting details of what happened, you got this, you can definitely get it done well!”
True Monarch White Crane happily said to True Monarch Yellow Mountain, ”You think so too?”
”Of course, you have dealt with the incident very well; for all you know, Venerable White might even praise you.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain used all his strength to pat True Monarch White Crane's shoulder—cheap people were usually difficult to deal with!
Indeed, it was better to send him to Venerable White's place. Or else, if it were to linger in his immortal cave and get in his way, how would he train in peace to increase his realm?
”Then… then I will go look for Senior White!” True Monarch White Crane's wings trembled with excitement.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain once again used all his strength to pat White Crane's shoulder and said, ”Get going, you'll succeed.”
Hence, True Monarch White Crane put its tablet away and flapped its wings, happily flying away from True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal cave.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
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On the other side, on the small island in the East China Sea.
Venerable White had not logged into the instant messaging program. He was currently setting up some trap formations near the island, which were used to prevent enemies from escaping.
His targets were the disciples of the former Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect. As the saying went, even a wrecked boat had three nails still holding. For all you knew, those disciples of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect might have some magical treasures or techniques to escape in their possession... Venerable White planned to catch all of them in one go, not letting a single person run away.
On the island, Immortal Master Copper Trigram stacked up an altar with stones, looking very mysterious. Song Shuhang could not decipher what he was up to.
Hence, a bored Song Shuhang brought Doudou and the small monk to take a look at Miss Chu Chu.
After applying the paste, Miss Chu Chu once again entered a deep slumber… she looked a lot better now—unlike before when her facial expression was twisted in pain. From the looks of it, the effects of Medicine Master's paste were legit and superb.
Since Miss Chu Chu was still sleeping, Song Shuhang did not want to bother her.
”Let's go, Doudou, little Guoguo. Let's try to build a small house or something—from the looks of it, it might be possible that we'll have to spend the night on this island,” said Song Shuhang.
Venerable White was determined to acquire the secret technique of the 'Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect', and it was not known when Wolf One and company would arrive. It might even be possible that they'd actually rush over only by tomorrow.
In any case, he had to try to set up a place that was decent enough for people to stay in. He did not want to use the ground as his bed and the sky as his blanket and spend the night in the outdoors.
The small monk Guoguo asked, ”Senior Brother Shuhang, you know how to build a house?”
”I don't…” Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders.
Doudou the pekingese laughed coldly. ”You're too useless! Watch me!”