Chapter 324: Can a virgin boy have children? (1/2)
Chapter 324: Can a virgin boy have children?
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
”Let's look for a small island around here to stop at.” Venerable White threw Doudou, the small monk, and the newly captured Whale Eight on the back of the huge whale. Afterward, he gently patted it.
This whale that had sunk in the depths of the sea, ready to lead a peaceful whale-life, was on a new journey only a few minutes later...
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The huge whale rode the wind and cleaved through waves while looking for a place to stop.
After seeing that Doudou and the small monk weren't moving, somewhat surprised, Song Shuhang asked, ”Senior White, what happened to Doudou and the small monk?”
Both of them were only opening and closing their eyes, not moving their bodies in the slightest. It was impossible for them to be so well-behaved!
After hearing Song Shuhang's voice, Doudou immediately looked at him expectantly. He cutely winked and seemed as though he could communicate with his eyes.
The small monk followed suit and continuously winked his black and s.h.i.+ny eyes at Song Shuhang. He had the expression of someone that was trying to curry favors—he feared that Song Shuhang would spank him until making him s.h.i.+t all over the place, especially now that he didn't even have the strength to fight back.
”It's nothing. I used a hypnotizing technique on them. Although they have regained consciousness, they can't move their bodies. They'll recover in around two days,” Venerable White said thoughtlessly—given his skills, it was easy to let them recover immediately.
But these two had caused a lot of trouble and needed a good lesson.
”Oh…” Song Shuhang nodded and caressed Doudou's fur, saying, ”Rest well, you'll be able to move in two days.”
Doudou rolled his eyes, somewhat depressed. He was hoping that Song Shuhang would beg for mercy on his behalf and ask Senior White to set them free ahead of time. Unfortunately, the synergy between Song Shuhang and Doudou wasn't as good as that of Yellow Mountain and Doudou. Song Shuhang didn't understand the meaning behind Doudou's looks.
Next, Song Shuhang turned toward the small monk and asked, ”Guoguo, are you trying to say something? Or is there something wrong with your eyes? Why are you continuously blinking?”
Venerable White turned around and looked at Guoguo. Then, he translated the meaning of his winks. ”He's probably hoping that you would forgive him for running away from home and not spank him until making him s.h.i.+t all over the place. That should be it.”
Senior White, you are 100% correct. Guoguo was moved to tears.
Song Shuhang furrowed his brows. ”I almost forgot about that. Guoguo, you have some guts! Daring to run away by yourself…”
After hearing this much, Guoguo blinked frantically. Well, it's not like he could do something else.
Song Shuhang grabbed the small monk and turned him over. Afterward, he ruthlessly spanked him twice.
”Spank, spank!”
Afterward, he put on a serious face and got ready to scold the little monk. But even after thinking for a while, he couldn't find the appropriate words. After all, Shuhang was only a university student, and he didn't know how to educate kids.
In the end, he could only say with a serious expression, ”You better not run away from home a second time. Otherwise, your family members would get very worried, understood?”
The small monk inhaled through his nose and blinked a few times, expressing his understanding.
Song Shuhang heaved a sigh and returned him next to Doudou. He wasn't heartless enough to spank this cute kid until making him s.h.i.+t all over the place.
”Remember, this better be the first and last time,” Song Shuhang reminded the small monk with a serious look.
The small monk secretly heaved a sigh—it seemed he had avoided a calamity.
After seeing Song Shuhang spoil the small monk, Venerable White smiled and said, ”Shuhang, if you were to have children one day, I bet you would be the type of father that would spoil them.”
The words 'father' and 'children' triggered something inside Song Shuhang.
Thus, the picture of a 'wife' with blurred facial features appeared in his mind. Afterward followed the pictures of his son 'Song Ren', and his daughter, 'Song Miao'.
Later, his son got a girl pregnant and married her, and in the end, his cute daughter also got married.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples—these memories were very clear… and they almost seemed real!
After seeing Song Shuhang's perplexed face, Venerable White thoughtlessly asked, ”Is something the matter?”
”Senior White, do you think that you and I… ugh! I mean, do you think I had children with someone?” Song Shuhang asked cautiously.
”...” Venerable White.
Venerable White felt that Song Shuhang's current state was a bit strange.
”Senior White, I'm not joking,” Song Shuhang said solemnly. ”I have some memories left from the mysterious island. Perhaps my strength was too low, and my memories were only partially sealed, just like the child of those two friends of Medicine Master.
From what I remember… I got married to a woman? Afterward, I had a son and a daughter. Finally, I saw both of them getting married. Soon after, I cried copiously inside a sleeping bag with my wife.
Everything felt so real, I don't think it was a hallucination. It feels as though I really experienced these matters on the mysterious island.”
Song Shuhang had a worried expression on his face.
As that wasn't enough, his body had undergone many changes—for example, he was sure that he had just opened his Ear Aperture when he boarded the plane, but now, even his Mouth Aperture was open! But that wasn't the end, he felt that his body had undergone other changes too. Only, he had yet to discover them.
”Don't worry. What you experienced should be a lifelike illusion.” Venerable White pondered for a moment and added, ”Anyway, if you're still worried about this matter, you can tell Medicine Master to give your body a check-up when you meet him.”
”Is Senior Medicine Master so incredible? He can even tell whether or not a man has children?” Song Shuhang was very surprised. After all, it was the woman that would bear the child!