Chapter 241: Papa Song: My liver is about to explode! (1/2)
Chapter 241: Papa Song: My liver is about to explode!
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
After returning home, Song Shuhang will have to face Old Lu! And a drunk Old Lu is at least three times more annoying than a normal one. Papa Song patted his poor liver.
But, Shuhang is hopeless too. If he was coming home, he could have called a bit earlier! With that, he would have had time to prepare himself mentally. But now that he was only ten minutes away from home, Papa Song was at a loss and didn’t know what to do!
”Be careful on the road, and when you’re home, remember to greet your Uncle Lu properly. Anyway, what is that rumbling noise I’m hearing?” Papa Song used his head and shoulder to hold the phone and spoke loudly—he also said the keyword ‘Uncle Lu’ to let Song Shuhang prepare for the worst.
”Ahaha, it’s nothing. This time, I’m coming back with a somewhat special vehicle.” Song Shuhang laughed and said, ”See you later then. I’ll be there soon.”
After finis.h.i.+ng his sentence, Song Shuhang hung up.
Papa Song put away his phone, somewhat confused— He is coming here with a special vehicle? What kind of vehicle has such a noisy engine?
A sports car? No, that’s not it. That sound was somewhat similar to those cargo s.h.i.+ps they used to use on rivers or those tractors that are rarely seen in the village nowadays.
A tractor? F*ck, it can’t really be a tractor, right? Papa Song felt a chill in the air that made him s.h.i.+ver all over.
No, it shouldn’t be. I even regularly sent money to Shuhang. He shouldn’t be poor to the point of having to sit on a tractor to return home.
I must have misheard—maybe that tractor-like sound belonged to an SUV?
While thinking, Papa Song secretly shot a look at the BMW 7 Series parked in front of his house.
Son, you better not return home with a tractor—otherwise, your father will lose all face!
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”Old Song, was that Shuhang?” Old Lu asked while drinking wine at that moment, his sound clear and a smile on his face. ”Is he returning home?”
”Ah? Yes. Shuhang decided to give us a surprise. He said he’ll be here in a while. Wife, Shuhang said he’ll be home in ten minutes. Remember to prepare something for him!” Papa Song said to his wife in the kitchen.
”Eh? He is returning home? Geez… that boy. He could have called sooner.” Mama Song said with a smile. Luckily, she had already prepared a lot of dishes since Old Lu was coming.
”Old Song, where is Shuhang now? Should I ask Tianyou to go pick him up with the car? Ahaha!” Old Lu laughed and continued, ”Speaking of which, I haven’t seen Shuhang in a year. I wonder how much he has grown?”
”No need to trouble Tianyou. Shuhang said he’s coming here with some vehicle. He should be here soon.” Papa Song said with a laugh.
Then, he started a fierce drinking battle with Old Lu.
He had ten minutes… if he could get Old Lu completely drunk, then it wouldn’t matter what kind of vehicle Shuhang was using to come here, because Old Lu wouldn’t remember!
After mulling over it, he was more and more convinced that that was the sound of a tractor, and this was causing him to panic!
Unfortunately, it wasn’t so easy to get Old Lu drunk.
Ten minutes quickly pa.s.sed by...
Next, the strange rumbling sound of a vehicle echoed in the surrounding area.
Song Shuhang had finally arrived!
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Just as he was approaching home, Song Shuhang found a corner and tore off the paper that had the invisible formation engraved on it, making the tractor visible.
He didn’t tear off the other formations because having the tractor go at 20-30 km/h would be exasperating. Anyway, as long as the tractor was visible, it wouldn’t scare anyone. As for its speed, he would reduce it once he was close to home!
Actually, Song Shuhang was originally thinking of stopping the tractor at some deserted place near his house, because returning home with this gadget was rather embarra.s.sing. Moreover, his Uncle Lu was a guest today, and he knew about his (harmful) friends.h.i.+p with his father. Unless they compared and ridiculed each other, they wouldn’t be happy. Therefore, the sight of him returning home with a tractor was unthinkable.
But after picking up the meteorite and Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist along the way, Song Shuhang had no alternatives but to cancel this plan. He couldn’t possibly carry Senior White and Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist and bring them home while conveniently dragging along a meteorite, right?
As a result, Song Shuhang clenched his teeth and discarded his sense of shame and moral integrity, deciding to go home with the rumbling tractor.
And on a second thought, he found that a hand-guided tractor was rather cool!
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”Is Shuhang finally here?” after hearing the rumbling sound, Old Lu got up from the chair and went toward the window laughing. He wanted to see how much Old Song’s son had changed after a year.
As soon as he heard that strange rumbling sound, Papa Song had a very bad premonition. He stiffened a bit and went toward the window like Old Lu.
The two of them simultaneously looked downstairs.
And when they looked below, both their complexions changed.
Song Shuhang was grabbing the steering wheel of the tractor, continuously shaking along with it. He had a very happy look on his face.
In the open container on the rear was a big rock...
However, it was unexpectedly a tractor and a hand-guided one at that!
Were they shooting the scene of a movie?
After an instant, Song Shuhang skillfully parked the tractor.
”Puahaha! Old Song, this hand-guided tractor your son is driving is really beautiful! I too drove this gadget, but it was 20 years ago! Where did he unearth this ancient thing? Nowadays, it’s almost impossible to see these things on the road, right?” Old Lu pointed downstairs and loudly laughed.
When he saw his son’s BMW 7 Series and Old Song son’s hand-guided tractor… Old Lu was delighted. This was enough to make him feel happy for a whole year!
On the other side, Papa Song’s face had become green with anger. He clenched his teeth and wished he could run downstairs and ruthlessly beat Shuhang.
This brat actually used a tractor to return home! Moreover, he wasn’t even a pa.s.senger; he was personally driving it!
As if that wasn’t enough, it was even a hand-guided one!
At this time, Papa Song felt that his liver was so painful that it was about to explode!
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Downstairs, after stopping the tractor, Song Shuhang picked up another person that was curled up in the corner of the driving seat.
”There is someone else too?” Papa Song’s expression became a little better.
However, why was Shuhang carrying this guest on his shoulders?
Just as he was thinking, Song Shuhang went to the rear of the tractor and started to fiddle with something. Besides that big rock, there was another person in the rear of the tractor—and this person seemed to be in bad shape!
Papa Song noticed that this person didn’t have many clothes on. Wasn’t it a bit improper to go around like this in broad daylight?