Chapter 225: The small monk: I’m going out to make some money for my hemorrhoids operation! (2/2)

”Oh, Venerable White came out of secluded meditation quite some time ago. But, it seems that a rookie is in charge of taking care of him.” Heaven Shrouding Hook Zhou Li said.

”A rookie? Did those guys in the group become smarter and decided not to meet Senior White? A bunch of people with no control over their emotions!” True Monarch White Crane snorted in contempt.

”...” Zhou Li.

You’re the least qualified person to complain about the willpower of the people inside the group! At least, none of them went as far you did, proposing shamelessly to him!

”I bet that this new guy has already submitted to Senior White’s infinite charm, am I right?” True Monarch White Crane asked. It believed that no matter if it were a man or a woman, a human or a beast, all would be captivated by Senior White’s incredible charm!

Zhou Li thought a bit and replied, ”How should I explain it… according to what I’ve heard from True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s mouth, this rookie was affected by Senior White’s charm, but they’re still normal friends.”

”What? They’re still normal friends? Is this rookie a man or a woman? A human or beast?” True Monarch White Crane quickly asked.

”A male, human.” Zhou Li replied.

”A male? Is that rookie gay? He was unexpectedly able to resist Senior White’s charm!” True Monarch White Crane said astonished.

”...” Zhou Li.

Senior White Crane, what kind of logic is that! It is exactly because Little Friend Shuhang’s s.e.xual orientation is normal that he is able to resist Venerable White’s charm!

On the other hand, True Monarch White Crane couldn’t be considered gay either.

It belonged to a very special race that had inherited the bloodline of ancient divine beasts. Their race was born from eggs. When they were born, there was no distinction between s.e.xes.

Only once they had found their true love and concluded a special engagement would their s.e.x change in accordance to that of their beloved one.

Generally speaking, they were a cla.s.sy race with little to no moral integrity. Before they were married, they wooed both boys and girls. You could say they had complete freedom to love.

”Tsk. It seems I’ll have to go and meet this rookie face-to-face once I’m done retrieving Li Jr.” True Monarch White Crane’s two wings stretched and arrived behind its head; it seemed it was deeply pondering something.

I must thoroughly teach this rookie and let him understand how incredible Senior White’s charm is.

In this world, no one is allowed not to love Senior White! Every creature that is not loving Senior White is a mistake!

I must personally educate this newbie with a distorted view of the world!

True Monarch White Crane’s both eyes were ablaze with flames.

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On another side, Jiangnan area.

A little more than one hour before, Song Shuhang and Venerable White grabbed Doudou and waited in the s.p.a.ce above the Jiangshui’s Civil Aviation Training Center for quite a long time. At last, that specialized (in cleaning up messes) personnel send by True Monarch Yellow Mountain made its appearance.

Song Shuhang left Anthony to these specialists and told them the place of the ‘helicopter crash’.

Then, all the matters of a pekingese flying an aircraft, the helicopter crash incident, and the matter of Instructor Li Jr. becoming an astronaut were left in the hands of these specialists.

After everything was settled, Song Shuhang, Senior White, and Doudou returned home together.

After returning home, Song Shuhang called, ”Guoguo!”

It was rather embarra.s.sing, he told the small monk to stay home and look after the house, but he and Senior White rushed into s.p.a.ce. After all that going back and forth, they didn’t even prepare lunch for the small monk.

Little Guoguo shouldn’t have starved, right?

Song Shuhang called two times, but there was no response.

”Weird, there’s no response. Is he sleeping?” Song Shuhang asked confused.

Then, he searched throughout the entire building once, but there were no traces of the small monk.

”Where did that rascal run to?” Song Shuhang clenched his teeth.

”Shuhang, look at this.” At this time, Senior White pointed toward the dining table on the third floor. Above the table was a novel that Shuhang had rented from the library and had yet to return.

Song Shuhang moved closer and discovered there were two rows of big characters written on the cover.

First row: ”Elder Brother Shuhang, I’m going out to make money. Don’t worry about me.”

Second row: ”PS: Previously, I searched on the Internet for a bit and discovered that to have your hemorrhoids surgically removed, you need to pay between 3000 and 5000 RMB! If you stay in the hospital for a few days, it’s even more expensive! When I left the temple, I brought with me only 1032.60 RMB, and I still need quite a bit for the surgery. Therefore, I’m going out to make some money. I’ll be back soon, Elder Brother Shuhang!”

”AAAAAH!!!” Song Shuhang clenched his fists and said, ”b.a.s.t.a.r.d! You’re purposely trying to anger me, aren’t you?! I told you to behave and stay at home, but you actually ran away! Do my words count for nothing?! And that PS... PS your sister! Hemorrhoids or not, wait till I catch you. I’ll spank you till you s.h.i.+t all over the place!”

Doudou shrank his head in fear. It seemed that Song Shuhang was rather angry today?