Chapter 212: Can you let me eat in peace? (1/2)

Chapter 212: Can you let me eat in peace?

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

He didn’t know the reason either, but after hearing Song Shuhang’s words, True Monarch Yellow Mountain was touched. Given Senior White’s disposition, it wasn’t impossible for them to end up in s.p.a.ce.

”I understand. I’ll prepare everything you need.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain a.s.sured him.

In the end, he still reminded, ”Right. You absolutely can’t let Doudou board the plane. He was nagging me about driving license. Who knows what might happen if he were to board a plane! Don’t give him an opportunity to get close to any aircraft!”

”Senior Yellow Mountain, you don’t need to worry.” Song Shuhang heaved a sigh and said, ”Doudou doesn’t seem interested in coming with Senior White and me to take flight lessons. Therefore, you don’t have to worry too much about it.”

Earlier, Doudou gave him his dog fur to protect him from dangers. It seemed that even Doudou was aware how dangerous it was to go with them.

”Is that so? If this is really the case, it would be perfect.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied— Is Doudou’s temperament getting better?

According to True Monarch Yellow Mountain experience, Doudou was always looking for a chance to stir up trouble. Therefore, it would be strange if he wasn’t going to meddle with something as enticing as flight lessons.

Did Doudou stop being a troublemaker after staying with little friend Song Shuhang? If this is really the case, it’s absolutely perfect!

When he was raising Doudou, he wanted to turn him into a lovable and obedient pekingese, and certainly not into a hyperactive husky-like mischievous beast. Till this day, True Monarch Yellow Mountain had yet to understand how and why had Doudou turned into such a troublemaker.

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Just as he was in deep thought, a pleasing sound echoed outside his immortal cave. The surveillance talisman had detected the presence of a fellow daoist. This function was similar to a doorbell.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain quickly activated the mirror. Its surface lit up like the screen of a computer, and quickly displayed an image of the outside of the cave.

A beautiful fairy maiden was standing at the entrance, her face smiling. As if she had induced True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s vision, she waved her small hand and said, ”Senior Yellow Mountain, I came here to chat a bit!”

”Ah? It’s Lychee! How come you have free time today?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain heartily laughed and deactivated the surveillance talisman.

Fairy Lychee was sweetly smiling, and she seemed completely harmless to any spectator’s eye...

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On the other side.

After his discussion with True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Song Shuhang was searching on the Internet, checking things like ‘what to do in case of plane crash’ or ‘how to use a parachute’ and small tricks to use when flying a plane.

Even if Senior White could use his flying sword and he had Doudou’s dog fur, it was still better to be prepared. Dying meant that everything would be over, so he had to do his best to increase his chances of survival.

Then, after taking a deep breath, he put up a bright smile and went downstairs to eat.

Since they had forgotten to bring Little Candy back when they returned from the forbidden area, the quality of the dishes had declined quite a bit.

Senior White had gone outside and bought things like soybean milk, steamed stuffed buns, fried dough sticks, porridge, pickled vegetables, and so on.

There was a lot of variety.

But why had Senior White gone out to buy breakfast?

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Senior White.

Venerable White, who was scrolling on the tablet with his finger, seemed to have induced Song Shuhang’s gaze. He raised his head and both his cheeks were bulging, ”Pew pew pew~”

There were several boxes of bayberries beside him. It seemed he had gone outside to buy bayberries and bought breakfast while he was at it.

Unexpectedly, Senior White wasn’t tired of eating bayberries yet. It seemed that cultivators really had powerful bodies. If a normal person were to eat so many bayberries, their teeth would start to hurt, but Senior White was eating them as though it was nothing.

Song Shuhang sat down and stretched out his hand, taking a piece of white bread. At the same time, he asked, ”Senior White, didn’t Guoguo come to eat breakfast?”

”He is in the bathroom. He has been there for a long time.” Senior White replied.

For a long time, huh? Are his hemorrhoids so serious? No wonder he ran away from the temple to have a surgery.

”Guoguo, a piece of advice here. Remember to clean your b.u.t.t properly when you go to the toilet. Otherwise, your hemorrhoids might become even more serious.” Song Shuhang said thoughtlessly.

Sitting for too long and not cleaning your b.u.t.t properly could both cause hemorrhoids. This was general knowledge.

”Ah?! They will become more serious?!” The small monk in the bathroom called out in alarm.

”Yes. Therefore, pay proper attention to your hygiene.” Song Shuhang took a fried dough stick and ate it after wrapping it with white bread. He loved to eat it like that.

Then, he turned on the TV in the living room and casually started to switch channels, looking for one that was broadcasting news.

After switching several channels, he arrived at Jiangnan area’s news channel. The content immediately piqued his interest.

The channel was broadcasting an interview.

On the left, there was a middle-aged man wearing eyegla.s.ses. His face was giving off an ‘I-know-it-all’ air.

On the right was the pretty female host. She was wearing a beautiful black dress and was in the middle of a Q and A session with the expert.

”Professor Liu, since you’re an expert in geology, we have a question for you. This is something that has been bothering the residents of the Jiangnan area for a while.” The hostess said with a smile, ”It happened on July 1st nearby the electronic shopping center. A huge subsidence of the earth suddenly occurred in that place. Can you explain the reason?”

Song Shuhang, who was about to take a bite of his food, immediately stopped. The hostess was talking about Senior White’s masterpiece. At the time, he fell to the ground and created a huge hole.