Chapter 209: Ah~ That familiar scream! (1/2)
Chapter 209: Ah~ That familiar scream!
Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu
King Doudou: ”Do I need a reason? The people around me, Senior Venerable White and Song Shuhang, have already learned driving and even gotten their driver’s license. I’m the only one who doesn’t have it—wouldn’t it make me seem very out of the loop? I don’t care, I just don’t care, in any case, you have to make a driver’s license for me too. I still want to learn how to drive in the car, I wanna drive! Stupid Yellow Mountain, do you hear me?”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: ”…”
[System Notification: King Doudou was muted by the founder of the group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, for 1 day.]
Doudou snorted, ”You think muting me is good enough?”
He used his paw and proficiently scrolled to the private message page, ”Stupid Yellow Mountain, Stupid Mountain…”
Even if I can’t chat on the chat group, I still have private message function!
And then Doudou continued, ”I wanna drive, can you agree please? I beg you!”
”Quit fooling around, you’re a pekingese, how are you gonna learn how to drive?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied.
”How mean, stupid Yellow Mountain, you bully dogs!” Doudou, who was mad and resentful, said, ”So what if I’m a pekingese? I have paws that can hold onto the steering wheel, I can become bigger and my legs would be able to reach the brake and gas pedals! I have been reading about the theory behind driving for the past few days and I have already memorized all the traffic knowledge, I can do it!”
Song Shuhang turned his head and stared at Doudou’s computer screen. Ever since he had opened his Eye Aperture, his eyesight became very good. He could see all of Doudou’s exchange with True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
Upon reading what Doudou said, an image of a ‘pekingese’-like person sitting in the car with both hands on the steering wheel and driving earnestly appeared in his mind. His two dog legs could even step on the clutch, gas, and brake pedals…
That image was simply way too perfect…
Don’t talk about the rest, just him driving on the road alone is enough to scare ordinary people to death.
Traffic police wouldn’t even dare to stop him—would you dare to risk your life to stop a driving dog? Would you want to throw your life away? What if you get run over and die? Who’s gonna compensate you?
”In any case, no means no. Wait till you have condensed a monster core and are able to transform into human form, then we shall talk about driving lessons. Otherwise, there’s no need for further discussion!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said resolutely.
”Stupid Yellow Mountain! Stupid Yellow Mountain! Stupid Yellow Mountain!” x 23
Doudou flooded his screen out of discontentment.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent a ? and said, ”Stop throwing tantrums or I’ll kick you out from the Nine Provinces Number One chat group. And ban your user account forever under the group settings!”
”…” Doudou’s scrolling paw paused.
After a long time, he lifted his head 45 degrees—his entire dog face was filled with sadness and loneliness…
Song Shuhang thought that Doudou admitted defeat.
Instead, he saw Doudou sigh and say, ”Stupid Yellow Mountain, you have really forced me into using my big move!”
Thereafter, Song Shuhang saw that Doudou took a screenshot of his conversation with Monarch Yellow Mountain and proficiently selected a member from his friends list.
It was Fairy Lychee, that fairy who was very beautiful and loved taking selfies.
And then, Doudou sent a private message to Fairy Lychee, ”Big Sister Lychee!”
He even sent a ?.
”Oh, it’s Little Doudou. How come you suddenly thought of private-messaging me today?” Fairy Lychee added a ? behind—she had to be really fond of Doudou.
”Mm… I’m here to lodge a complaint, True Monarch Yellow Mountain bullied me, I feel wronged!” Doudou added a ?, and sent the screenshot he had taken of their conversation to Fairy Lychee.
Doudou’s screenshot was as such:
King Doudou: ”I wanna drive, can you agree please? I beg you!” Eh, a pretty mild tone?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: ”Quit fooling around, you’re a pekingese, how are you gonna learn how to drive?”
King Doudou: ”So what if I’m a pekingese? I have paws that can hold onto the steering wheel, I can become bigger and my legs would be able to reach the brake and gas pedals! I have been reading about the theory behind driving for the past few days and I have already memorized the all the traffic knowledge, I can do it!”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: ”No means no!”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: ”Stop throwing tantrums or I’ll kick you out from the Nine Provinces Number One chat group. ?”
Then, the screenshot ended.
Indeed… Doudou deleted the content of his scoldings directed at True Monarch Yellow Mountain, leaving behind only True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s cold words and emoticons.
Fairy Lychee quickly sent a ? emoticon.
After that, she replied, ”How could this True Monarch Yellow Mountain treat you like this, Doudou, hold on, I will administer justice for you!”
After speaking, Fairy Lychee went offline!
Doudou continued to hold his head 45 degrees towards the sky, his face filled with sadness; however, at the same time, he was also obviously pleased with himself. ”Sigh, if revenge breeds revenge, will there be an end to it? Why do it in the first place?”