Chapter 190: Cultivator-style bungee jump and a selfie with Venerable White (2/2)

”Aaaaaaaaaaah~” Song Shuhang called out pitifully. Yep, our little friend Song was scared of heights. He had acrophobia. That’s why he wanted to put a guardrail on his flying sword!

”Hahaha~” Venerable White laughed, delighted.

At the same time, he also used a technique to increase their weight and make them fall even faster.

Song Shuhang felt that their speed had increased. When he was falling, the sound of the friction between his body and the air could be heard. Moreover, there was also that scary zero gravity feeling!

”Aaaaaaaaaaaah~” Song Shuhang’s pitiful yell got even louder.

”Should I increase the speed?” Venerable White said happily.

”Hmm! Hmm!” Song Shuhang fiercely shook his head. Since they were falling down at high speed, he couldn’t speak properly due to the pressure.

”I see! Then, I’ll go a bit faster,” Venerable White revolved his spiritual power and grabbed Song Shuhang, causing them to fall even faster.

At the same time, as if he thought that the current posture was not exciting enough, he pulled Shuhang and turned him upside down, his feet pointing upward and his head downward...

”Aaah… aaaah~” Song Shuhang felt that his throat was about to give in.

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”Right, let’s take a picture!” Venerable White suddenly said while they were falling downward. He took out a mobile phone from somewhere and used his spiritual energy to protect it from the pressure.

”Shuhang, say cheese!” Venerable White held the phone and pointed it toward the two of them as he activated the front camera.

Song Shuhang looked at his picture on the screen of the phone. Due to various reasons, his face was distorted and looked awful. He had teardrops in the corner of the eye and looked like as if someone had just finished beating him up.

Nooo~ Song Shuhang shook his head with all his might.

”Click, click, click!” Venerable White took a lot of pictures.

Then, he said, ”Shuhang, this won’t do. You’re not cooperating!”

”Aaaaah~” Song Shuhang was still yelling pitifully.

”Let’s try once again. This time, try to go along with me. If you don’t collaborate, we’ll have to jump down again. We have to take a proper photo,” Venerable White said with a severe expression.

What? Jump down again? Just kill me already!

”Now, synchronize with me and smile. One, two, three! Cheese!” Venerable White adjusted the angle of the camera.

On the screen of the phone, Song Shuhang and Senior White were turned upside down with a vast starry sky as the background. This scenery was just too perfect and quite suited for these two that were bungee-jumping!

Song Shuhang tried his best to twist his face and make a ‘smiling’ expression. But under the atmospheric pressure, his smile looked like that of a clown.

”Click, click, click.” After taking several pictures, Venerable White said, ”Hm, good. The result wasn’t excellent, but it will have to do for the time being.”

Song Shuhang loosened up his face and opened his mouth once again, screaming, ”Aaaaaaah~”

”Don't scream. We’re about to arrive,” Venerable White said. At this time, they could already see Medicine Master’s multi-storied building. They were still more than a hundred meters away from the ground.

”Aaaaaaah~” This time, Song Shuhang really felt like crying. Senior White, it’s precisely because we’re about to arrive that I’m screaming!

We’re gonna cras.h.!.+ We’re gonna cras.h.!.+

”Let’s make a final sprint!” It seemed that Venerable White wanted to have fun to his heart’s content today. His spiritual energy surged. Then, he grabbed Song Shuhang and sped toward the ground like a jet!

Song Shuhang was about to faint.

50 meters!

30 meters!

10 meters!

8 meters!

3 meters! Venerable White still had no intention of stopping!

Senior White, you’re not planning to crash on the ground directly, right? You’re a great expert, and you’re unlikely to suffer any damage after falling from this height. But I’m different~ I’m just a small cultivator of the First Stage that has opened only two apertures~ If I crash into the ground like this, I’ll turn into a b.l.o.o.d.y pulp~!

”Aaaaaah~” Song Shuhang pitiful yell was even louder.

Inside the house, Doudou and Penniless Thief Sect’s Young Mistress Candy were already standing by the window, their eyes fixed on Song Shuhang—Shuhang and Senior White were around 500 meters away from the house when these two started to watch the show.

2 meters!

1 meter!

0.5 meters!

0.4 meters!

0.3 meters! It’s over. It seems that I will pa.s.s away on July 4th, 2019!

”Chiiii!” At this time, the sound of what sounded like brakes suddenly echoed.

Afterward, Song Shuhang felt himself softly drop on the ground, without the slightest impact.

”Hahaha.” Venerable started to laugh, ”Was it exciting?”

”Hehehe,” Song Shuhang also laughed, his face still distorted.

”It seems you also enjoyed it! Hehe. Now, I’ll make an alb.u.m and send all those pictures to the group,” Venerable White smiled as he started to mess with the phone in his hand.

Song Shuhang weakly stretched out his and roared in his mind, Don’t!

However, he had screamed so much on the way here that his throat was sore. Therefore, he couldn’t let out a single sound.

”Done!” Venerable White pressed on the phone’s keyboard and sent the pictures.

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Inside the group s.p.a.ce of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

A lot of photos appeared in the group alb.u.m.

All these pictures were portraying Song Shuhang and Venerable White as they were bungee-jumping. In the pictures, Song Shuhang had many different expressions. In some, his face was panic-stricken and distorted; on others, he was desperately trying to force out a smile. On the other hand, the nearby Venerable White was handsome as always, his elegance out of the world, and one could only find him lovable.

The t.i.tle of the alb.u.m: ”Little friend Song Shuhang and I just went bungee-jumping. It was really fun. Little friend Song Shuhang made many interesting expressions. After a few days, I plan to bring him to have fun again.”

Very soon… the post was filled with ‘likes’.

Fairy Lychee: Senior White is as attractive as always~ I’m so envious.

Medicine Master: Senior White has really unique ways to have fun. PS: I’m Riverly Purple Mist.

Cave Lord Snow Wolf: Senior White has really unique ways to have fun!

Dharma King Creation: Senior White has really unique ways to have fun! Gotta keep the meme going!

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: Little Friend Shuhang, hang on! ?

True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt that little friend Shuhang was a really dedicated person. He went through such suffering every day! At this point, giving him a big gift was imperative!

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: Senior White has really unique ways to have fun, and little friend Song Shuhang looks very cute.

Yep. This little friend Song Shuhang that was risking his life to accompany Senior White was indeed cute. If Senior White were to close up again, the honor of receiving him once he was out would belong to little friend Song Shuhang alone. If he was still alive by then, that is.

Spirit b.u.t.terfly Island’s Soft Feather: Ah? Bungee jumping? Senior Song likes bungee jumping? Then, Soft Feather will also partic.i.p.ate the next time you go! It’s decided! @Stressed by a Mountain of Books!

Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone with his s.h.i.+vering hand. He wanted to look which pictures Senior White had sent inside the group.

Then, he saw Soft Feather’s message.

Song Shuhang fainted on the spot.

July 4th, 2019. Song Shuhang… died!