Chapter 174: Penniless Thief Sects Young Mistress Candy (1/2)

Chapter 174: Penniless Thief Sect's Young Mistress Candy

Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu

Ugh! Doudou must have been watching too many unhealthy movies recently.

Just as Song Shuhang was about to compose a 800-word essay denouncing Doudou in his mind, the phone in his pocket rang.

When he looked at it, it was the chat group founder, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, calling him.

Song Shuhang picked it up and said, ”Senior Yellow Mountain, what’s up?”

”Haha, previously I told you that I ordered a fleet of cars for you and Venerable White. Right now, 13 of them have already been sent to a certain underground parking lot near Jiangnan College Town. The rest would be sent in batches within one month. In a while, someone will get in touch with you, and you can head over there to accept them anytime. I have already booked the entire parking lot, you can just leave the cars that are not in use parked there,” said True Monarch Yellow Mountain in an upbeat voice.

Upon hearing this, Song Shuhang’s heart skipped a beat. After getting his license, naturally he’d want a good car. Apart from dreaming of speeding freely under the clear blue sky, men also dreamt of this one important thing—a luxury car. ”No problem, I can go there anytime!”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain lowered his voice and asked, ”Another thing, is Venerable White next to you?”

”Nope, I am on my way home from school,” answered Song Shuhang.

”That’s just the moment to tell you, then. Let me ask you, did you notice that Venerable White’s luck had recently gotten better?” Asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain in a light voice.

”Luck... yeah, it seems that Senior White’s luck had gotten better recently,” nodded Song Shuhang.

For example, at the lucky draw outside the electronic shopping center, he easily won a special prize. And that time when he was making a contract with the ‘ghost spirit’, a corpse flew from a thousand miles away, leaving behind a flying sword and an ancient bronze ring.

Right now, that flying sword was being used by Venerable White as a means of transportation.

”Mm, it has indeed started. You gotta pay attention to your safety, Little Friend Shuhang! When Senior White’s luck gets better, you have to be more careful,” said True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

”Pay attention to my safety? Why?” Asked Song Shuhang doubtfully.

”Let me give you a simple a.n.a.logy—if a meteorite came cras.h.i.+ng down and landed next to Venerable White, and then he cuts it apart to find a lot of materials useful for cultivators who want to refine some good equipment... this is good luck, right?” Asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

”Yeah,” nodded Song Shuhang.

”What if the meteorite almost crushed you, who was next to Venerable White, to death? Or what if you got heavily injured by it?” Asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain in a deep voice.

Song Shuhang immediately realized, ”True Monarch, what you mean is... Venerable White’s luck is more often than not accompanied by misfortune?

”That is not the case either, to put it more appropriately, it should be ‘nothing ventured, nothing gained’! As long as you are careful, you can obtain quite a good harvest,” True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed with emotion.

”Alright, I got it,” Song Shuhang nodded his head. Is this the reason why the seniors in the chat group are avoiding Senior White?

”Lastly, there is one more thing. You can consider it advice from a senior’s personal experience,” said True Monarch Yellow Mountain profoundly. ”You should chat more with pretty ladies—for example Soft Feather—in our ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’. Talk to her regularly, keep thinking of her beauty inside that head of yours. Or that Fairy Lychee. She recently came back from overseas after beating up an aboriginal deity that once offended her there. She should be frequently online these days. When you’re free, you should get in contact with her more. She likes to take selfies a lot, so you can see a few of her pretty pictures. Look at them more, and think about her beauty more.”

”What?” Song Shuhang was very confused upon hearing that.

”Nothing, just get in contact with pretty ladies more. Listen to your senior, you won’t go wrong!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said profoundly once again, ”Ok, that’s all for now. I’m hanging up.”