Chapter 171: Look at me beating up six people alone! (1/2)
Chapter 171: Look at me beating up six people alone!
Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu
Song Shuhang was listening intently to his morning cla.s.s.
Doudou transformed into the monster beast form that was invisible to human beings and spent most of the time inside his desk’s drawer, playing games on a mobile.
While listening, Song Shuhang glanced down and happened to see Doudou leaving negative reviews on an online shopping site, such as: Black-hearted seller, poor evaluation! Didn’t you say it was chicken flavored? I had already finished half a packet and it didn’t taste like chicken at all! Liar! Did your conscience get eaten by pigs?
Song Shuhang could not stop his cold sweat from breaking out even if he wanted to.
Later, when the shop owner sees the bad evaluation, would he have a WTF reaction, or a WTF reaction?
Maybe he would be like this: WTF is this ?—this was a WTF reaction.
Or maybe he would be like this: WTF, customer. That was dog food, and you ate a bag of it?! Are you a f*cking ? or something?! —this was also a WTF reaction.
Come to think of it, no wonder Doudou hadn’t asked me to buy anything these days. So it was because he learned how to shop online?
Then, who was the person who signed the delivery? Don’t tell me Doudou went to sign it himself?
***
Generally speaking, Song Shuhang felt that Doudou wasn’t as troublesome as described by the seniors in the chat group. He just liked to fool around; other than that, as long as you gave him something fancy to busy himself with, Doudou would be able to play with it for a long time.
Oh right… he was pretty cute most of the time, but that was apart from going online to scold True Monarch Yellow Mountain every day.
Nevertheless, ever since Doudou came to his house, the lofty image of the group leader—True Monarch Yellow Mountain—in Song Shuhang’s heart was like a waterfall, suffering exponential descent.
After all, he spent his days hearing Doudou scream ‘stupid Yellow Mountain’ all the time, thus Song Shuhang inevitably ended up considering stupid Yellow Mountain as his true name.
Time pa.s.sed. It was past 10 AM, and both of his morning cla.s.ses finished peacefully.
He had no afternoon cla.s.ses.
Tubo casually asked, ”Do you guys wanna go back to the dorm to review a bit? After all, the exam’s already tomorrow.”
The final exams were approaching; in order not to fail and have to retake his exams, he had to work harder. There was no such thing as wasted effort, and even if one’s performance wouldn’t be stellar, it would at least improve a bit with some preparations.
Usually, there’d be at least one or two days for students to review on their own before finals, but this year, the schedule has been moved forward and the exam came right after the semester’s last cla.s.ses.
”I made plans with Yayi to review the notes together, we won’t be joining you guys,” Gao Moumou pushed his gla.s.ses and heartlessly abandoned his single roommates.
Tubo looked miserably towards Li Yangde at once.
”Don’t look at me like that, you look really disgusting. At most you can come over to my place today, and if you have anything you’re unsure about, you can ask me,” said Li Yangde coldly—Tubo wasn’t even a pretty girl, why was he pretending to be cute?
”What about Shuhang? Do you wanna study together?” Tubo laughed.
”I’ll see if I have the time. If I am free tonight, I’ll head over to Li Yangde’s place,” answered Song Shuhang after giving it some thought.
He wanted to make sure that Senior White and Doudou were doing fine before he left. Otherwise, when he went home one day, he might discover that the appliances and other stuff in the house had to be replaced.
At the side, miss Lu Fei was clenching her fists. She’d initially wanted to invite Shuhang to review together in the girls’ dorm—the AC in the dorm was broken and they still do not know when the repairman would come to fix it.
Now that Tubo kinda messed things up, she did not have the gall to ask him.
Although Song Shuhang made a contract with the ghost spirit, he still carried the spirit-binding ice bead with him. Its cooling effect had not changed; not to mention when it still had the ghost spirit inside, just the spirit-binding ice bead itself was a valuable item. Come to think of it, Miss Soft Feather was pretty rich to be able to throw it away.
”Wanna go back together?” Song Shuhang asked Miss Lu Fei. He wanted to take all his books from the dorm back to Medicine Master’s multistoried building. Exams were approaching after all—even if it was just a little, reviewing was still a must.
”Sure!” replied Lu Fei happily.
***
On another side.
Cultivator Sunflower’s face was tensed up. ”Stressed by a Mountain of Books has just finished today’s cla.s.ses, is everyone ready?”
Beside him, there were six cold-faced men decked in black, emitting a strong murderous aura. They were the underlings of ‘Altar Master’ from the neighboring Luo Xin Street area. Cultivator Sunflower used all sorts of means to recruit them for today’s action.
”Very well, then prepare to take action!” Cultivator Sunflower said in a deep voice. ”Contact that person from the subdistrict office—tell her to stall that cultivator named ‘White’ for as long as possible when she goes there to take care of his application.”
In the modern society, there were many ways to stall a person.
”We shall attack that Stressed by a Mountain of Books. Remember, we have to be fast. Or else, if we got caught by that Cultivator ‘White’, we would be done for!
We only have one chance... go!”
***
Song Shuhang walked Lu Fei to the dorm and retrieved all his notes and materials for revision from his own dorm, then headed towards Medicine Master’s multi-storied building.
Doudou was lying on his shoulders, playing a game on his cell phone.
As he was pa.s.sing through a narrow path, Song Shuhang’s footsteps suddenly paused.
Although this path was narrow, there was usually quite a number of pedestrians walking through it.
But, right now, there was not a single soul in sight...
”You are quite vigilant,” praised Doudou.