Chapter 157- Actually, the whole group are my alt accounts! (1/2)
Chapter 157 – Text Redacted
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, after Cave Master Snowwolf had finished speaking, no one in the group actually continued speaking. Originally based on the personalities of the seniors in the chat, when someone raised a topic, there would always be some lurking senior who would appear. The cause really seemed to be the loss of the ever online warrior senior Northriver and the senior Madsabre Threewaves who courted death in various ways?
After losing the main posters, the group had become much more cold and cheerless.
This atmosphere made Song Shuhang feel like he couldn’t adapt to it. He saw the members online who were displayed on the right, and there was actually only the chat admin True Monarch Mt.Huang online. All the others were shown as offline. A majority of them had set their status as invisible.
The bored Song Shuhang casually sent a sentence. “Senior Mt.Huang, what are you busy with recently?”
He remembered True Monarch Mt.Huang had said that a matter was dragging on, and he needed two months before he could fetch Dou Dou. So the Song Shuhang who couldn’t find a topic asked casually.
“Hoho, I’m waiting for an interesting fellow to break out of a seal.” True Monarch Mt.Huang laughed.
As he spoke, he sent a screenshot.
This was a screenshot of a ‘chat software close friend’s daily journal’. The account used in the screenshot wasn’t True Monarch Mt.Huang’s but an account named ‘Little Tangerine Face’.
The ID of the one releasing the diary was ‘Daoist Priest Cloudmist’.
Caption: Wahaha, Mt.Huang you stupid c***, you’ve suppressed me for a whole two hundred years!
Content: But, I’ve finally a.n.a.lysed the principles behind your seal technique. I’ve already begun to calculate the technique to break the seal! I’ll soon be able to break your c.r.a.ppy seal, and once again be free in the human world! At that time, see how I make my revenge on you! Wahaha, this time I definitely won’t show mercy!
Below this diary, the people who liked it was extensive.
Post 1: Daoist Priest’s about to break out of the seal. Two hundreds years is really amazing. I’m looking forward to when Daoist Priest breaks out of the seal, and regales us with more tales of your powerful and bold achievements in those years.
Post 2: Daoist Priest’s chuunibyou acted up again?
Post 3: The stories Daoist Priest tells are the most wonderful. I even have the thought of adapting it all into a web novel.
Post 4: Daoist Priest, you can’t stop your medicine!
Post 5: You can’t just eat medicine anyhow. But if the one eating the medicine is Daoist Priest, it’ll definitely be fine. He’ll be even more adorable after eating medicine.
Post 6: Daoist Priest, a seal is such a secretive matter. Is announcing it openly really fine?
Post 7: Furthermore, there should be applause…
The people leaving a comment after that were over a hundred.
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Song Shuhang looked at the content. This fellow called ‘Daoist Priest Cloudmist’ had been sealed by True Monarch Mt.Huang for close to two hundred years. He was finally about to break out of the seal, so he went online to proudly post a diary? But unfortunately he was discovered by True Monarch Mt.Huang’s alternate account?
“But, after being sealed for two hundred years, he can still go online while sealed?” Song Shuhang asked.
Perhaps True Monarch Mt.Huang advocated special treatment for prisoners, and gave his personally sealed prisoners an Internet connection?
“Haha, I’ll explain it for you.” True Monarch Mt.Huang laughed saying.
“This Daoist Priest Cloudmist is an elder of the previous generation of the Empty Void Thief Sect, and is quite amusing. Two hundred years ago he was already of the Rank 4 Xiantian realm. Suppressed until now, his rank should have increased by not a small amount.
Two hundred years ago he entered one of my cave residences, and stole all the treasures inside. If he had just stolen it then that would be fine. The Empty Void Thief Sect was originally of this line. At most the next time I caught him, I would beat him half to death.
But unexpectedly, after stealing my things he went about complacently publicising that the standards of my ‘sealing arts’ and ‘formations’ were extremely c.r.a.ppy, and breaking into my cave residence was like playing around. He also said that with my standards, even if I used all my sealing arts, he would still be able to break out within minutes.
Then… I did as he wished. I spent a lot of effort to capture him, then used a giant meteor rock as a seal and used the ‘Five Finger Mountain Sealing Art’1 to seal and suppress him. This suppression has lasted for two hundred years, and he hasn’t come out even now.”
Song Shuhang: “…”
So it turns out that if you bragged how awesome you were without writing out a draft first, the consequences would be very dire.
True Monarch Mt.Huang continued. “A month before, I counted the time and felt it was about right to release him. So I secretly went to the seal to look at him. I actually discovered he was a.n.a.lysing my ‘Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Art’, which was interesting. I really wanted to know how long he’ll need, before he a.n.a.lysed the seal I set up. So, I didn;t interfere, and thought of just quietly being an audience.”
“Regretfully, I couldn’t confirm how long he’ll take to open the seal, and I couldn’t be watching him all the time. Firstly, I didn’t have so much free time. Secondly, if I kept staring at him, he would definitely sense it. So, I spent some money hiring a normal person to pretend to be a lost person who wandered into the sealing area.”
“The locked up for two hundred years Daoist Priest was also very stifled, and he was very excited after seeing someone. He used magical techniques to confuse this normal person, making him go to this sealing area everyday. He understood the changes in the outside world through this normal person.”