Chapter 116: Not bad abs (2/2)
The scenery was that of an endless sea, and even a giant whale breaking the surface of the ocean. A handsome man with a grin was floating in midair. He had a streak of light formed from a sabre beneath his feet, stably supporting his figure.
“The East Sea is really beautiful! Just gazing at the grand sea absolutely widens one’s breath of vision!”
Below, there were the praises of Loose Cultivator Northriver, True Monarch Mt.Huang, Immortal Master Copper Trigrams, Roamcloud Monk Tongxuan……etc., a whole bunch of seniors.
Loose Cultivator Northriver: And here I thought you would post a picture of the East Sea scenery. An unexpected idiot appears in midair to ruin the photo.
Great Master Tongxuan: Thumbs up emoticon.
Fairy Ye: Eh? Little Waves has not bad abs. No wonder he dares claim he has ‘abs’olutely widened his breadth of vision1.
Seven-Seven: Not bad abs +1
Immortal Master Copper Trigrams: I’m here for the abs.
Immortal Master Copper Trigrams: @True Monarch Mt.Huang, I know my wrongs! Please unmute me! Thirty days is too long!
True Monarch Mt.Huang: HAHA!
Immortal Master Copper Trigrams: @True Monarch Mt.Huang, it’s unfair! Even that b.a.s.t.a.r.d Northriver got unmuted, why am I still banned?!
True Monarch Mt.Huang: HAHA!!
Madsabre Threewaves: @True Monarch Mt.Huang, True Monarch, you need to mute that black fortune teller for another ten days or half a month. But can I be released? And Northriver you b.a.s.t.a.r.d, who did you say is an idiot? FIGHT ME!
True Monarch Mt.Huang: HAHA!!!
Song Shuhang thought about it, and silently gave a like to the photo. He didn’t dare say anything else, and then went to his farm to plant a few more valuable plants.
Then, he switched off his computer and went to sleep.
When Song Shuhang sank into a deep sleep, near his bed a black dot appeared, slowly becoming bigger. Song Shuhang was constantly maintaining a spiritual energy ‘alert system’ art, but he actually couldn’t sense anything!
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June tenth.
Song Shuhang applied for leave for another day, then went with Tubo to the driving centre to learn his theory lessons.
Of course…..in truth this theory cla.s.s didn’t force you to join. You just had to swipe a card in the morning, and swipe ut again at two in the afternoon.
Whether or not you learnt theory was your own matter. Anyways if you couldn’t pa.s.s the test when the time came, you would be the one paying money for the retest.
“Since we already applied for leave, I’ll be going over to Yangde’s to play. What about you Shuhang?” Tubo asked.
“I need to make a trip to the hospital, and send big sis Zhou Yaya to the station.” Song Shuhang laughed. Now that the sports meet was over, Zhou Yaya’s practical had also come to an end.
Right now she was at Jiangnan University City Hospital saying her goodbyes to several acquaintances. She would take the train to leave Jiangnan University City after eating lunch. He had to send her on her way.
“Alright, then I won’t accompany you. See you in the afternoon!” Tubo still had some fear in his heart when he thought of Zhou Yaya.
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Ten minutes later, Song Shuhang reached the hospital, and went to the resting room to find Zhou Yaya.
Fifteen minutes later, at the hospital door, an office worker uncle who seemed to be in a hurry entered the hospital. He paused, then quickly walked towards block 8B.
1:Oh my G.o.d the G.o.dd.a.m.n wordplay. In Chinese, the word for breadth of vision(胸肌) shares a word with abs(胸). She’s trying to say he has good abs(胸) so his breadth of vision(胸肌) is thus good. Obviously, the original wordplay that Fairy Ye tries to do can’t survive a translation to English. I spent like twenty minutes trying to come up with a wordplay in English that makes sense and lets you know she was trying to make a play on words. Sorry Fairy Ye for turning your wordplay into a lower level wordplay.