Chapter 109: Group Owner’s Heavenly Tool, Mass Chat Restriction Technique! (2/2)
What should he do? Could it be that he needed to use the heavenly tool Photoshop to post fake black screenshots?
“Hahaha, North River, you’ve already run out of stock?” Bronze Trigram Immortal Master’s spirits soared. “This isn’t even my final form yet. Come, have a taste of my ultimate! This is an imprint from several hundred years ago that I’ve preserved using magic — Settle down everyone, look at something juicy — Ding ding ding~~ The year when North River was receiving White True Monarch!”
This Magic Imprint Technique was equivalent to modern day video recording and the like. In the ancient world where there had been no way to record anything, the Magic Imprint Technique had been very much treasured amongst cultivators.
“d.a.m.n it, it can’t be!” As North River Loose Pract.i.tioner heard this, his heartbeat increased rapidly. This unscrupulous shady fortune teller — that year he actually secretly used the Magic Imprint Technique to record the scene where he received White True Monarch?
No, he could absolutely not allow this shady fortune to post that embarra.s.sing picture!
North River Loose Pract.i.tioner immediately bowed his head to evil forces. “Immortal Master, please show some mercy. I’ll admit my mistake, is that not enough?”
He would find someone to hack that guy’s computer and delete that thing in the next few days. Then he’d come up with some way to destroy that magic imprint! North River Loose Pract.i.tioner silently steeled his resolve.
“Too late!” Bronze Trigram Immortal Master cackled before triumphantly posting a short video on the chat.
The video was a little blurred. Since it was a video recording of the magic imprint, it was not clear.
In the video, a man’s figure shook his head and sorrowfully sighed before saying in archaic language, “I think, if this guy had White True Monarch’s looks… as well as that infinite charisma, even if he was a man… f.u.c.k, what the h.e.l.l are you guys recording!”
“Hahaha, North River, look at your dumb face back then,” Bronze Immortal Trigram Master wildly laughed as though he could already see North River drooping with defeat, like a lost dog.
“…” North River Loose Pract.i.tioner fell silent for a few moments as he repeatedly stared at the sighing man in the video.
Even when that man’s face was filled with sorrow, he was still extremely handsome.
Then… North River Loose Pract.i.tioner breathed a sigh of relief.
Yup, this was great! The man in the video was not him!
Great misfortune was about to fall upon this guy Bronze Trigram! This he could swear upon his name!
As expected, five minutes later.
[System Announcement: (******) Bronze Trigram Immortal Master has been muted by Group Owner Mt Yellow’s True Monarch for 30 days.]
Woah, muted for 30 whole days!
North River Loose Pract.i.tioner’s heart exploded with glee.
If the chatting software had not limited bans to 30 days, Bronze Trigram Immortal Master would have been banned for much longer!
— Because that guy Bronze Trigram had posted a piece of black history just now!
That man in the video was not North River, but the Group Owner several hundred years ago — Mt Yellow True Monarch. This was akin to poking a sleeping dragon and looking to be shat on!
Mad Saber Three Waves immediately popped out, praising Mt Yellow True Monarch, “Good ban, True Monarch! Guys like Bronze Trigram should be banned for ten or twenty years!”
Mt Yellow True Monarch, whose embarra.s.sment had morphed into rage by now smiled coldly. Without hesitation, he also sent Mad Saber Three Waves a slip.
[System Announcement: (******) Mad Saber Three Waves has been muted by Group Owner Mt Yellow’s True Monarch for 30 days.]
You will not die if you do not seek death. Sigh, Wave bro, why do you still not understand this?
North River Loose Pract.i.tioner exclaimed in his heart — Talking like that is equivalent to telling Mt Yellow True Monarch, “True Monarch, I also watched that video just now!”
Who would True Monarch ban if he didn’t ban you?
If you all learn to conduct yourselves like me, you definitely won’t court death. When one should be low-profile, absolutely do not raise your profile! I’m the happiest motherf.u.c.ker here now that that guy Bronze Trigram has been muted but still, I won’t talk!
North River Loose Pract.i.tioner barely refrained from praising himself!
[System Announcement: (******) North River Loose Pract.i.tioner has been muted by Group Owner Mt Yellow’s True Monarch for 30 days.]
As one of the chief barbarians who had instigated this flame war, no matter how low-profile North River Loose Pract.i.tioner was, he was still unable to escape the ban hammer…
North River Loose Pract.i.tioner felt like his b.a.l.l.s had been laden with grief…
Song Shuhang who had read everything to this point had laughed to the point of internal injury.
He had originally wanted to post something but immediately retracted his hands from the keyboard. At this point, Mt Yellow True Monarch was still seething with rage and embarra.s.sment. No matter who it was that posted, they would still be banned.
But then again… why were the group’s seniors so terrified of this this senior White True Monarch? It seemed that even Mt Yellow True Monarch had once suffered from the same predicament?